I am British

I am British

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But ahe doesn’t look like a proto-goblino

More British than you Tyrone.

Source? This cant be real

hmm. she has more of a Mediterranean vibe to her imo. Perhaps Italian, or maybe even Irish?

Yeah that's a pure Med right there. Imma say Northern Italian, maybe almost Austria.

Not him but I visited Trentino over reading week and she looks like an absolute local there

I don’t trust you.
Nobody here is british.

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Yeah same same. I visited Bolzano and she absolute looks like a local.

She looks native.

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Yes darling. I'm Somalian.

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If that's what the passport says that's all there is to it

malta is cute!

well she is right you know, she IS actually British.
Being "British" is a meme identity, it isn't an ethnic group, it's a nationality.
Nobody from Britain calls themselves British unless they're an immigrant or from London, literally everyone calls themselves English or Scottish or Welsh or Cornish or whatever their actual ethnicity is.
This is reflected in our census. There is no "Black English" or "Black Scottish" option, only "Black British", whereas if you're white you can put "White English" or whatever.
i don't get why this is so hard to understand. If i was born in Kenya, i'd be a Kenyan, but i wouldn't be a Kikuyu or a Luhya.

would legitimately kill any racial foreigner who had the gall to say they were British or English to me

no

malta a cute, a CUTE

I said no.

i say yes!

No means no!

get a room

I'm being raped. Help!

Jesus christ she's ugly. And to think she's more attractive than 99.9% of her kind

you are correct

Go home paki

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shut it goblin

Whiter than you, El Goblino.

>knowing this much about East African ethnicities

Get of the computer Karanja

la creatura..

#Londexit when?

el goblino de paki

>I am prettiest girl in Helsinki 2017

oh lawd

i'm a man of the world
an intellectual

She looks cute...

True story, I recently went on holiday to Italy with an Iranian girl and people there thought she was Italian.

I didn't believe the memes until like the 5th time some local tried talking to her in Italian.

Southern europeans looking like arabs is common knowledge to everyone but southern europeans

then why do Spaniards and Italians get exceptionally heated anytime anyone mentions it? Even as a matter of fact (instead of needlessly antagonistic Sup Forumsposting)

Indian girls usually have something unproportional about then but this is pretty qt

Then why does Sterling and other blacks playing for the English national team?

huh? we know we're closer to arabs than to whites

Because there is no British soccer league just the English Premiere League

Wouldn't surprise me with how lefty our media is.

You would think everyone in the UK is a SJW if you went by our media but it isn't the case at all, most people are centre right and moving further right.
>mfw we can actually talk about immigration now without being called racist

Here twitter.com/Channel4News/status/964556982312226822

wanna know how I know you're not a native Briton?

Abdul...

>You would think everyone in the UK is a SJW if you went by our media but it isn't the case at all, most people are centre right and moving further right.

I know this very well. Some people assume that all Americans share the same political and social opinions as coastal progressives and campus SJWs, but it's just false.

You know how your ghetto hoodrats look more likely to be from the US than actually from Africa? Same thing here, she's more British looking than Indian.

>all those replies saying it's a load of shit

I honestly want to know what logic goes through their heads when they say this shit.

>"I'm British"
Okay that's what your passport says, I can see what you're going for there
>"I look British"
Well, no. You look Indian, because that's where your ancestry is from. Unless you're still pushing a purely political angle here, you're wrong.
>"Skin colour is a really bad marker for ethnicity"
Okay yeah you're wrong. That's literally what ethnicity is.

How do they even rationalise this shit? Do they not know the difference between ethnicity and nationality? Or do they have an ulterior motive?

this

British is a nationality right? To say she looks English, Welsh, Scottish etc. would seem more absurd to me.

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Yes, British is a nationality.

English, Scottish, Northern Irish, and Welsh are all ethnicities.

Are you surprised Italians in Italy approach you in Italian? Are you retarded?

tbf, She does have their characteristically off-color teeth

>someone born in Britain, grown up in Britain, lived their whole life in Britain, knows only Britain identifies as British

woah...

any true native briton would NEVER call themselves british
i'm an Englishman.

you mean she hasn't paid dr. shekelburg to put industrial strength bleach in her mouth for the low low price of $999??? someone stop her!

......why would anyone put bleach anywhere near their mouth?

and no true native of the British isles would let "British" decay to the point of being applicable to any nigger who got his foot in the door instead of the ethnic populations of said isles.

you can't let something decay when it was never alive to begin with

british was literally the made up multicultural label of its time, it was drummed up for purely political reasons

we've always classed non-whites as British though

He's implying that naturally white teeth are impossible to have. Brits all over the internet unironically believe that all adult teeth should be butter-yellow and that clean teeth at that age are unnatural and only achievable by cosmetic treatments, almost as is toothbrushes and floss don't exist.

Imagine my shock at reading this. Apparently avoiding acidic diets and maintaining a sensible dental hygiene routine is too difficult for them. They have the same attitudes towards teeth health as people from Appalachia.

that's not the issue

the issue is that she's trying to say she looks ethnically british, and that skin colour is irrelevant to ethnicity

oh. So he's defending her teeth as normal? cause it honestly looks like she has plaque all over the place

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>plastic surgery
>gastric bypass
>obesity epidemic

>Teeth whitening?! NO WE WOULD NEVER

>putting the black at the back
bit racist

I can't remember if people fought for Malta's love months ago here on Sup Forums or it was /bant/.

should have put him and pajeet at the front

Call those Maltese bulls to assault him. The Popeye and Bluto ones.

Yeah she also specifically mentions "English" in the video, too. Which is just a lie.

What?

Ahh playing dumb for love
how sweet

Honestly I have no idea what you're talking about.

>You would think everyone in the UK is a SJW if you went by our media but it isn't the case at all
If I was to base my view of the British population on BBC dramas you are 1/4 Black, 1/4 South Asian, 1/8 East Asian, 1/8 mixed and 1/4 white (all British Isles ethnicities).

No, she is Swedish,

Hahahah indeed

It was probably on /bant/ then

What was it about?

Including them so you can use them to absorb the enemy's ammo. Good thinking there.

That's the picture. Those two would fuck up any Brit poof.

Malta pretended to be a girl and people fought for her pure love

Is her daughter British?

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Yup, them.

Bahahahahah that was me. I barely go to /bant/ anymore, it's so crap.
One of them was American right? I think he got genuinely upset when I
told him it's over.

God damn it, I'm finding her cute.

i doubt it, sunshine
i'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

And....I was not pretending to be a girl. It was worse. Fuck I hate myself for that shit.

she doesn't even look like cheddar man

/bant/ is Sup Forums + Sup Forums. Literally a hellhole
Can't remember but I think it was a burger.
>And....I was not pretending to be a girl. It was worse. Fuck I hate myself for that shit.
There's more to that story? How far did you go on lel

homo shit basically. It was like that from the beginning. Thankfully I only did it two or three times. Yeah he was American.
Now I'm too concerned with, well I'm sure you've seen what i post lately, to go back to that fucking mistake.

>no anglindian gf

>Now I'm too concerned with
Why? You are just shitposting and baiting some retards on four chan. Chill

>God damn it,

she is cute.

It felt too dirty..... I'd rather have people hating on me than lewd me (unless female). And I'm calm, don't worry. Seeming angry comes with being Maltese.

yeah. I want her to be my British bride.