What comic book would you want Uwe Boll to adapt?

What comic book would you want Uwe Boll to adapt?

Heathcliff

Unstoppable force meets immovable object

"I am a faggot" by OP

Whichever one you like the most, OP.

homestuck

Youngblood

Try to watch an adaption of that.

Not a comic but undertale

Bone

What was that weird comic from the weekend of pain storytimes called? "Girls"?

All Star Batman and Robin.

Gurihiru Power Pack

All of them.

God Is Dead. The amount of douchbaggery between Boll and Mike Costa would create a black hole into which the entire universe shall disappear.

Anything Batman, so that the sheer shittiness of the movie would kill the batman hype for a while. The Bat needs a break. Overexposure is the bane of good stories.

Ultimatum

Marville.

The Unfunnies

All of them

Crossed.

Inhumans

Sonichu

Well its not like he can make it worse. Actually the result might be hilarious

>all these shit comics
>you suggest Bone among them
I'm admittedly curious what that would be like, to be fair. Shitty cg Bones and a sex scene with Thorn out of nowhere?

>Chris Chan will not even get a mention
>Focus will be on Sonichu voiced by washed up Action star
>Plot is some nebulous evil wanting to take over the world for dumb reasons
>Gratuitous sex scenes
>Scene transitions are old Sonichu comic pages
>End after Sonichu beats generic bad guy
>To be continued

So a lot better than the comics

Moon over June

Might as well give him Superman. Can't be worse than what we've already gotten.

Grimjack

>thinking of this gave me the idea to pitch to brazzers to make a sonichu porno, like the bane one they did, involving a black sonichu fucking rosechu while chris watchs like a cuck

This is the only answer

Bloodwulf.
It can only be improved.

Seriously, this isn't a fucking edit.

You greatly underestimate Use Boll