What the fuck noooooooo

What the fuck noooooooo

>thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4180779/amber-heard-is-devastated-after-split-from-billionaire-boyfriend-elon-musk/

You did this Sup Forums with your incessant hatred and memes. I'm sure one of Elon's friends or even himself picked up on them.

/Our girl/ is inconsolable now.

when the world is not enough

MARS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

based musk

I weep for her

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>"He ended it a week ago. He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him.
>"Amber can be very manipulative and selfish. Elon’s back in LA while she’s licking her wounds in Australia."
Hahahahaha

Let's fucking go

Nothing will stand in the way of science

CAN'T KEK THE MUSK

Elon Musk is a true American hero.

>He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him.

She's a lesbian with mental problems

Elon giving us an ideal to strive toward

Shes probably taking the BBC by the mile

lmao based Elon

She's approaching Taylor Swift territory. She should go back to women.

ELON WINS AGAIN
HUMANITY WINS AGAIN
FUCK YOU EARTH
FUCK YOU SUCCUBUS

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

...

GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT YOU ROASTIE CUNT WHORE

I ONLY WISH HE HAD GONE MAD AND BUILT A STATE OF THE ART ROCKET DESIGNED SOLELY FOR SENDING HER INTACT, ALIVE AND IMPRISONED, FULLY AWARE OF HER COMING FATE, DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN

It's a good job he's not as stupid as Depp was by getting married first.

>American

BACK TO ROCKET SCIENCE!!?

First he btfos the motor industry
then he btfos the solar panel industry
then he btfos this bitch

Looks like we're making it to Mars lads. Get hype.

time for her to get a job instead of leeching the man.

THE FINESSE DID NOT WORK

STRIKE TWO

HOW CAN SOMEONE THAT HOT BE THAT BAD AT FINESSING A NIGGA

another apocalypse timeline narrowly avoided by the skin of our teeth, see you on mars lads

no matter how hot any broad is, you can always find one dude out there who got tired of putting up with her shit

BASED ELON PUMPING AND DUMPING THE GOLDDIGGING ROASTIE

Good for Elon.

Beta fa/tv/irgins actually thought Musk would fall for her shit.

Except Musk was stupid enough to marry and divorce the same woman twice

Thank fucking God.

Let's be honest here, it was all about his money right? This siren was going to ruin our chance of space colonization by distracting Elon into her web of seduction to get her hands on those billions

Fuck. I hoped she'd JUST him.

CAN'T HUSS

THE MUSK

It's not going to happen

She was a succubus, it's excusable.

>tfw your waifu is a famous rich actress who's one of the most attractive women in the world
>tfw you successfully pump and dump her like its nothing

my new hero

did she cheat on him?

Shouldn't you memeing geeks be more concerned about soil erosion on Earth? Mars is useless.

>Say birth dates of all the members of the band from your T-shirt

KEK I'm using that.

get fucked

HUMANITY IS SAVED

HE RESISTED THE SUCCUBUS'S TEMPTATIONS, WHAT A HERO

THOT HAS BEEN USED, RUSED AND DISCARDED

PREPARE YOUR ANGUS HOMEBOYS, WE GOIN TO THE STARS

>mfw it's real
NO BRAKES ON THE MARS TRAIN BOYS
SUCCUBI ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him. Amber can be very manipulative and selfish.

fucking E X P O S E D

He got out before being JUST'd. Who will she attack next?

but there is nothing on Mars

Good, he is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good for her.

that's the point, finally a place to get away from women shitting up society

Attack me pls succubus

[Spoiler]you'll never get my neetbux[/spoiler]

CAN'T SUCTION (into her web of lies) THE ELON
Based

Science conquers the occult once again!

She's a dyke. Her only interest in men is their wallets.

can't >just the musk

in what ways?

There's Element Zero there that will help us reach the stairs and find an alien race of all female nymphomaniacs

She's working on Aquaman, Momoa better watch out or she's getting half of Atlantis

You think Musk is going to marry her again?

She's up for it.

There will be now

I thought of the same thing, but there's no beer, sport or stupid sluts

>billionaire and he married some generic blonde actress

He has terrible taste in women.

More than 1billion ways.

i bet he browses these threads

>reach the stairs

What is it with Musk and gold digging blondes?

Kek stupid bitch got what she deserved

Being intelligent, contributing to society, not being a sociopath.

he made this thread

>genius visionary that may one day take us to the stairs

vs

>evil psychopath gold digger

man has a godly taste in good looking women, I'll give him that

They think they're playing him, but he's really he's playing them, and using his wealth for a quick pump and dump whenever it suits him.

kek

>its

That's really hot for some reason.

She needs a real man

...

He probably found her text messages where she calls him "my wallet"
I knew he was trolling her anyway. She's really stupid to think she could secure a marriage after what she did to Depp.

>Men are from Mars

POETRY

He knows he can't go back to his JUST days

We can bring backs the soil from Mars. Checkmate.

>tfw you'll never be ambers paypiggy who she cuckolds with cara delevingne

KEEP YOUR MUFF
BITCH
I"M ELON MUSK

Pumped and dumped

Is Elon 'Alpha' Musk /ourguy/?

Will he trap her in an infinite hyperloop that she travels around in an unbroken circle for all eternity?

she was so hot in that movie about radios and that st marinas flick or whatever it was called
fugg

>generic blonde actress

She's not generic, she's an ayy lmao

Yeah I highly doubt Musk ever took the relationship seriously, or at the least ever thought marriage a realistic future.

...

now thats what I call.... JUSTice

Maybe he just likes really expensive prostitutes.

Mars > Coal burners

Alexandra Daddario > Amber Heard

Yes, it's called being a divorced childless woman over 30, she is doomed to be infinitely pumped and dumped.

Elon realized other "leaders" like Zuckerberg are retarded and the world needs him.

>generic

>you job will never be just to hold up amber heards hair

>fuck amber of a year
>get her to do all kinds of degrading shit as she dreams about your billions
>drop her without alimony

BASED FUCKING ELON

Border-line Personality Disorder is extremely common among women like her

That's the first real sensible thing I've seen you post. Daddario is a real honest type of gal.

>He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him.

we did it reddit!