AMBER FUCKING BTFO

AMBER FUCKING BTFO

>"He ended it a week ago. He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him.
entertainment.inquirer.net/237529/amber-heard-tech-ceo-elon-musk-reported-split

EASY AMBER

>breaking up with someone because you "heard" things about them

SERIOUSLY?

TIMELINE IS SAVED
WE /SPACE/ NOW
TRULY A DEFEAT FOR ALL ROASTIES WORLDWIDE

>Amber Heard
>Elon "heard" things
Hmmmmmm.....

roasties eternally btfo
how will women ever recover

>He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him

WHAT, THAT SHE'S A GOLD DIGGING WHORE PSYCHO CUNT!?!FACT!!!

what if she only behaved slutty when he wasn't around?

>implying he doesn't have 24/7 surveillance on his trophy girlfriend

comeonnow.jpg

WE MARTIANS NOW

>Mars colonization
>Sexbots
>Axlotl tanks

How can women ever recover?

Elon just played her. He made like he didnt know. Pumped and dumped.

he is a fucking retard

>45yo
>3 divorces
>5 children
>multiple unsuccessful relationships

what a fucking RETARD

he heard that Heard has no heart

You look at it that way, but everyone else sees
>billionaire
>5 kids spread out among multiple caretakers
>can fuck models/actresses whenever he wants

Based autistic space man!

That's how it should be done. Johnny is fucking retarded. When you have that much money, you don't marry, you just fuck them and dump them. Only marry a girl that you are at least 99% certain that is not a goldigger and loves you for who you are, but that will only happen if she falls in love with you without you showing your fortune.

And apparently that's not what he wants to do

He's a billionaire, why the fuck would he want to get married? That's just asking to get JUSTed.

he's unhappy

>45yo
>billionaire
>still a billionaire
>unsuccessful? Has 5 children ready to carry on his legacy.
>Outlived Steve Jobs

there's a good pun in there somewhere

>Billionaire
>Advancing human civilization as we know it
>married 2 hot broads, one of them was so smitten by him she returned for a second marriage
>continued his bloodline with 5 descendants spread across multiple women
>banging hot bitches left and right
>going to have the first Mars colony named after him

/sci/ won, all other boards BTFO

>He'd heard certain things about her behaviour that didn't sit well with him.
Did someone finally fucking tell him her history with Jonny Depp - the history that was major fucking tabloid headlines and involved her setting him up for divorce rape?

Successful relationships rarely happen when you're rich

OH GOD I'M DYING HERE

Elon is a beta cuck. I'm surprised he isn't manlet.

He never meant to marry her, he just wanted to fuck her and he did. This is all PR.

times are comin' back around, women need to relearn the most important thing is for them to keep a good reputation.

His kids are all from wife one

>/sci/
he's got sod all to do with science. He made all his money from paypal and now he launches impossible sciencey projects to rip off overly optimistic investors

I guess you could say he finally HEARD about Amber

More like Amber HURT

Amber Heard?
More like Amber Heard She Was A Slut

Shit, really? Legit impressed.
It's hard to find a woman who has more than 2 children these days.

Is anyone more of /our guy/ than Elon Musk?

lol no it's not.

First kid died of SIDS, then came Twins, then Triplets

>billionaire
>let Hollywood whore know he's interested
>she does all the work
>sucks his dick every day for a month
>"Yeah I'm tired of you now. Get you".

Truly a genius

Stop posting, Elon. We all know you're a turbo beta.

You're retard.

go to bed amber

Humanity is saved

maybe not in the shitskin country you're from abdul

>elon musk allegedly dumped amber heard but just liked her new instagram photo which is psychotic

p s y c h o t i c

And that's why the white race is dying cumskin. Your women are putting more cum on their skin than they are in their vaginas.

This isn't a fucking celebrity gossip board.

Thank Christ

Women absolutely devastated

He's literally better than you in every way and you're really showing how assblasted your are about it.

I really liked this movie and/or episode of television

Of course it is.

begone dickbutt

now I ain't saying she a gold digger...

lel, Amber is the best women have to offer and she FAILED
women on suicide watch

But she aint messin with no broke niggas

EMMA WOTSONS HOT PISS

The hero men need

Shes too old t.bh

Are you new here?

You
>0 relationships
>0 kids
>going to die alone and forgotten

holy fuck this.
great news ! (everyone)

Now that the dust has settled, who should Lord Elon court next? Let's play matchmaker.

Elon married the same roastie twice. He's got a ways to go but he seems to be learning his lessons.

you don't know anything about me, sweetheart. stop projecting

32 years old with no kids, does she not want kids?

mew doesn't look like that anymore

we need to do something guys, Amber is /ourgirl/, we have to help her

Only stupid people want kids. Our civilization is about to collapse.

she finally feels like she can slut it up since shes not in her same HS marriage

she'll probably try to fuck a bunch of actors and then be childless and washed up in her 40s

>all these Elon Musk fanboys
God this really is reddit.
NASA has been understaffed and underfunded for quite a long time now.
Give it up. Humanity isn't going to space, at least not in a while. No one that browses Sup Forums will live long enough to travel to space. just accept it

she looks even better now

>TIMELINE IS SAVED

lol no

We need /cel/

Please start pushing for /cel/ and we will get it, will be the best board

conservashit pls

I don't understand. What does NASA being underfunded have to do with Musk?

fa/tv/irgins would be even less productive

>Axlotl tanks
What? Redpill me on this.

>this is so REDDIT you guys like someone and havent given up hope to ever go to space you LOSERS please stop talking about a guy having a fun life and inspiring people YOU SAD SHITS fuck off rEEEeee
sheesh

That making space colonies, generation ships and spaceships that are confortable enough for non-trained civilians to travel in requires money and manpower and they don't have either, making progress on space exploration difficult

it really is fucking retarded. why not another board for celebs. WHY THE FUCK ARE THOSE FAGGOTS SO FUCKING STUPID

>she wasn't able to work her usual succubus magic
Good.

Too bad he's still vulnerable to false rape charges.

Emily Bloom

you're setting yourself up for disappointment. But I'm just some guy on the Internet right, what do I now? You can either take my advice or leave it

BASED MUSK

NO ROOM FOR GOLDDIGGERS ON MARS BITCH!

This one

me might actually get to mars boys

not sure how invested you think people are in his endeavors. its good that he's trying, it's always good to see people aspire for great things.
if he succeeds - great. if not, too bad, but still good on him.

...

Amber heard again

post yfw we're going to mars

...

t. masochist

So edgy xD

walked out of the movie after hearing this

Elon Musk is a fag, this is all a ruse.

This was his plan all along.

He build a shower that functions as a scanner, put a device over his dick to take measurments on her pussy, asshole and mouth, collected samples of her hair, tried to replicate the smell under different conditions and so on.

He didn't cum once, lost a lot of respect and Amber cost him hundreds of millions in the short amount of time they spent together but it was all worth it. Soon humanity will have affordable Amber sexbots.

MARS IS STILL ON BOYS

>Curiously enough, Musk continues to follow her on social media and liked a post of hers from August 5:
OMG HE LIKED HER POST??? BRUH X_X