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/dixie/ Southern US & Friends
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how do I get a Athletic North Carolinian gf?
Just git gud at handegg probably.
Be black, and come from the superior South Carolina.
my sister played on the tar heels team for a bit when she went to college there
time for me the hit the good ol' springy square of fabric and plastic
Sleep?
torpor
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>handegg
never
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ok sorry
>don't
want a fish tbqh
>ok sorry
what if I start posting a daily bible devotional here
>taking the gospel through a third party
posts the verses directly tbqh
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i like bread too but this is a bit overboard
I do that here as well sometimes
how was your birthday
was pretty good thanks for remembering about it
relatives got me a lot of money but now my wallet won't close
Yee. I like this idea.
How dare you, I'm coming to to kill you for my state's honor.
making cheese grits and frying up some andouille sausage
Who's the best grit manufacturer in your opinion? I wanna buy some and see if it makes good backpacking food.
BIG
at the gym today there was an old guy in the locker room who pulled his pants down to his knees to pee
palmetto is probably the highest quality easy to get grits, but most folks just use quaker honestly
>not dropping 'em down to your ankles
total beta move
>not stripping completely naked before even entering the bathroom
never gonna make it
Cool. I'll check those out.
I did that whenever I used urinals up until I was like 12. Surprised nothing weird came of it.
I like to take my shirt off when I'm pooping
>not going completely naked all the time and peeing whenever you feel like it
i really really really hate sandniggers
>Ey Muhammed pass me the aux cord
>Okay Muhammed but you better not play garbage tho
>AllaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahu akbar (Repeat x20)
>wearing clothes
some nasheeds are nice though
Every Iranian I've ever met in real life has been super friendly for some reason. Granted, that's only 2 or 3 people max.
knew an iranian that kept calling himself persian
he knew english as a first language but even in senior year of highschool he couldn't fucking get a sentence out without fucking up
he claims it was because his parents spoke farsi all the time around him
Islam is cancer but I unironically think the culture is pretty
They've got an aesthetic alphabet at the very least.
Is the whole southern incest thing a meme or is it real?
it's true especially in georgia
*sweats nervously*
thats more a mormon thing desu
What is your opinions on the recently departed Billy Graham?
he was before my time, but I like when he was caught on record telling nixon (or some other president) that jews are the synagogue of satan
Is it just primarily cousins or are there closer ones i.e. siblings and parent-child?
no offense israeli bro, pls don't hate me
everyone equally without distinctions
cousins
its the same shit as in islam, restricted social circles lead to trouble
dont make me post it
*make him*
would fuck my cousin if i could tbqh
degenerate
didn't ask
i only have guy cousins
I only have 1 guy cousin. Literally all my cousins including the female ones are talller than macon
*blows in var's face*
did people believe this
its sexual innuendo
that's sexual harassment
yeah i believe it
*blows hot cum in your face*
pretty gay desu
*turns around and does it to you too*
*also does it to you*
*follows you anywhere*
ok that enough of that
faggot
Doesn't take you guys long to turn the thread weird after I leave.
>conway missed out on us enjoying his favorite things
haha i'm gay lol
also h8 california grrr haha
i just LOVE cock
bend me over and use my ASS
protestants are literally devil worshipers praise francis ok
I did x today
*disappears for rest of thread*
Haven't seen assumption for a while...
Not sure whether this post is really good or really bad.
*makes a shitty post*
penman used to post a lot more
wonder what happened
I'm an absolute FAG and i really, really want to turn this thread into a terrible gayposting general à la /ausnz/
why is everyone a low quality poster but me
Mhhh
I've put congay in the options...
He's a successful Normie Chad with responsibilities.
var.....
kys
wtf i hate penman now
Quick, someone post the "behead those who insult Penman" pic
YEE
just shot a bunch of old ladies for cutting in line at the bus
also rate my lunch and also my dinner
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