Status Thread

>Your Mother's job
>Your Father's job
>Your job
>Your level of education
>Your income level
>Your net worth

Lets see how classy Sup Forums is

where's height? That's probably the most important trait.

Also give out personal secrets goy
The more personal the more universal, so open up and share. We won't collect your info and associate it to the ip, don't worry

Dick size too. A PhD is worthless without an adequately sized cock

>Chemical Engineer
>Doctor
>Wendy Sandwich Technician
>Burger Vibrational Analysis Diploma
>130k/year
>20 million net worth

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>Teacher of some sort.
>Works in construction, professional, has built and repaired very important buildings.
>Museum curator.
>Received honours in History.
>200,000 pounds a year.

A 6'2" that works at McDonalds has a higher status than a 5'8" guy who's a doctor.

>Stay at home mum
>President of the United States of America
>Alt right rally organiser
>D-
>Enough to support a functioning nuclear family
>Millions of prepping funds for World War 3

>Nurse
>Teacher
>Fire/EMS
>Bachelors
>40K
>-10K

Yes, the globalist drone strike is being called in on you as we speak, you fuckin retards

>Wendy's Manager
>Wendy's Assistant Manager
>Wendy's Shift Supervisor
>Wendy's Training Program
>$130,000 a year
>Over 10 million

>Mom's Job: Owns a carehome for the elderly
>Dad's Job: District Attorny Inspector
>My Job: US Army Infantryman, SAW Gunner, Long Range Surveillance and Reconaissance
>My Education: Some community college
>My income level: Kek
>My net worth: Kek

t. FBI

>unemployed
>govt postal employee
>unemployed
>freshman in college
>was ~16K/yr earlier this year
>in debt from school and retarded family

if things keep going this way I'm going to change my name and completely disassociate from my family
feels wretched man

Where's age? Could've been apretty succesful bait.

>Journalist
>Government official
>NEET
>~200,000€
>~5,000,000€ + property

>Your Mother's job
Electrical engineer
>Your Father's job
ATC (Air Traffic Controller)
>Your job
Waiter (I know)
>Your level of education
Studying a college degree.
>Your income level
1500 euro / month.
>Your net worth
Shitty, but my parents give me money every now and then.

>Mother
Works for a bank

>Father
Retired architect

>My Job
Secondary level English teacher.

>income
Approx 36,000 euros

>Net worth
I will inherit a lot of property and shit when the parents kick it as I am an only child. I would feel pretty good about my future but of course the burgers and ruskies will fuck it all to hell.

>Your Mother's job
Housewife
>Your Father's job
Business owner
>Your job
Business owner
>Your level of education
Masters of Nutrition
>Your income level
$100,000+ net
>Your net worth
$750,000 including house and business property

At 32 I thought I'd have at least $1,000,000 saved up. Sadly I only have 1/10 of that in savings. Feelsbadman.

>Architect
>Architect
>Project manager in IT
>MBA
>€60K
>€800K

It's a start...

>dead
>car dealership manager
>web developer
>Bachelors of Science
>$70k (entry level position, been there for about 1 year)
>-$40k (student loans + car loan + other liabilities - assets, grew up relatively poor, see dead mother for reference)

>Health Records manager
>Contract construction worker
>Radio station tech engineer and IT advisor (slightly above part time work at the moment)
>College Associates degree
>~25,000
>I have no idea

Still doing school at the mo'.

>school teacher
>croat immigrant idk
>selling mdma and xanax, degenerate I know
> junior college sophmore
> 300-500 schmeckles a month
>9000 in savings 10,000 in money market and 2000 worth guns.

>liver transplant social worker at a hospital in a pretty big city (top 25 city in US by population)
>Works tech for IRS
>Billing and sales team lead for a small internet company
>Bachelors degree
>15 an hour plus commission which isn't a lot, maybe an extra 400 a month
>Like -50k

Yep, pretty much a failure, but it doesn't really bother me, I've accepted it. My sister is 3 years younger than me and makes like 80k a year and has no more student loan debt. I chose to live in Appalachia though because I like it here, job market is shit though.

cookin and cleaning
captain
no job
nope
-
-

> IT project manager
> Late father: Telecommunications analyst / step dad: Retired doctor
>Social media advertising campaign manager
>Bachelors
>60k
>25K

>House Maid
>High school Dropout
>Founder and CEO of Atlas Corporation
>PhD in Computer Engineering
>$34million/annually
>$24 Billion

Pretty gud I think

>mom is a part time house keeper but mostly traditional stay at home mom
>dad is a union rep for a large steel manufacturing plant
>highschool diploma plus red seal certified cook
>46,000 a year salary but i work 60 hour weeks
> i got $9000 in the bank

>She's a leech, haven't worked over 15 years
>He ded, never knew him
>Nurse
>2500euro a month
>hell if I know
BONUS
>hate my life

>No job
>No education
>No income level
>No net worth

>homemaker (house mom)
>Doctor (Anesthesiologist) and Medical Director
>Medical Student
>Graduate School (Med School)
>Loans and Allowance (Would do military but not sure yet)
>my own net worth: 0, family's: 1,000,000+

To add I'm a first generation American citizen (grandpa earned his in WWII, but parents immigrated in the 90's, when I was born)

I hope all the people that have already responded are only bot posts in an attempt to persuade others into posting.
DATA MINING
SAGE

>stays at home
>Entrepreneur with businesses in Russia and Europe
>Strategy consultant
>Bachelors
>9K+ CHF/month
>???

>data-mining on Sup Forums

>enrolled nurse
>registered nurse (kek)
>unemployed
>finished year 11 kek
>N/A
>about $26

Dropped out of school at 16 and have done nothing since. Mind you I'm still only 17 but I am so fucked. Can't wait for society to collapse so i can join the fight in the race war. If the west is still alive in 10 years probs just gonna off myself.

s a m e

>unemployed
>uranium miner
>professional gay propaganda detector
>7 classes in school and 1 week spend in Sweden on holidays
>2 shaurmas per day
>20 years of life = 7300 days = 14600 shaurmas = 365000 RUB = 5615 USD

NSA datamine thread

>retired, former middle school teacher
>semi-retired, works nights as a DJ
>Microbiologist
>BSc, got half way through my Masters and got sick of it
>54k/year
>~100k if you include my 401k and equity

Eh, is OK I guess, not the best pay for my position but it's public sector and I've worked long enough to get off 5 weeks a year without worrying about Niggacare

Child and youth worker
Factory worker
Computer technician
Honours degree and grad certificate
40k

pretty broad spectrum so far. i was expecting more white collar peeps.

>VP at a bank
>CEO
>data analyst
>in college
>10/hr
>~20k

>school secretary
>ded
>none
>still in hs
>none
>phone and old car wich i`m restorating

MUH

>government worker
>works in an embassy
>software engineer
>currently on fourth year of CS, going for MSc
>not worth mentioning to Americans since it's slightly more than burger flippers make, above the national average though
>none except for my savings (going to buy an apartment with my fiance after we get MSc, probably without any credit)
Feels bad making next to nothing compared to western code monkeys, but feels good having no debt.

What are they going to mine, vague general information about your life they could get from literally anywhere else on an IP range that could include dozens of possible people?

This. Sad that so many reply to them nowadays.

>therapist
>retired construction worker
>writer
>some college
>25K
>p much nothin senpai, ahead like 3K in equity in the form of a 07 VW Beetle, some guns and antiques, and usually around 1-2K in the bank

>father sells oranges on the side of the road
>mother prostitute at a 1 star resort
>me cartel errand bitch
>education level, finished elementary school
>net worth, 250 pesos in loans

Hello FBI!

Pull yourself together OZ.
Study medicine you cunt.
You'll be a bored hobo otherwise.
>>>Off yourself.
Well at least you were honest about your age.

I used to think that when I was 17, and now I'm a successful office sitting mongoloid. Imagine what I would have been if I actually gave it a real effort.

The biggest bullshit of society is that there is no second chance and its revolting how they make young teens feel that way as well.

Just find something and start studying hard, and I do mean 8-hours-a-day-hard.

> housewife
> software engineer
> software engineer
> Bachelor's degree
> 87k/year
> 1 shitty car (bought it for 3k)

>Hematologist
>Cardiologist
>Computer science student
>Bachelor
>0
>300,000 euros

>mentally ill/lives off social security in the ghetto
>career criminal/construction/lives in a trailer
>senior telecom engineer
>bachelors degree in electronics engineering
>160k
>-15k

Honestly what's the point? Not shilling, I mean I just fail to see what useful information an intelligence agency could gather about finding out vague descriptions of peoples parents jobs, their jobs, and most likely overblown income listings. What exactly could they do with any of that aside from waste some rookie analysts time building an IP range profile of australian shitposters

>Surveyor for U.S.G.S.
>Manager in local public works office
>Lab tech at university
>Student in above university
>~20k
>10k

>dozens of possible people
no dumbfuck. this is the most completely obvious datamine thread ive ever seen.
>Your Mother's job
child prostitute
>Your Father's job
retired commodore
>Your job
assistant to treasurer of atlantic city
>Your level of education
none
>Your income level
not your business
>Your net worth
not your business

>Air Force flight simulation trainer
>Tag Agency clerk
>Web Developer
>1 year of college
>85k
>70k
>6'2"

>t. Average Mexican citizen

this is another reason why degeneracy is so prevalent among the west
you really think dick size is the most important aspect of a man? just because you watch jew porn and shit like bigger is better is riddled into your brain you probably would have no issue consuming one at some point if having the opportunity
shit should only be discussed between you and your partner ONLY, the fact that magazines exclaim "every girl needs a big dick" only furthers the race mixing agenda no doubt, thanks to the BBC meme, there are actually women that exclusively """""""date"""""""" black men for this reason, it's the most jewish shit i've ever seen in my life

reconsider your priorities homo

>Stay at home mom
>Lawyer
>private math/physics tutor and I work at a resturant, on average like 15 hours a week. though i just got a degree in mechanical engineering last month and am looking for a real job.
>a really good week I can make like $200- $250, pretty shitty, but I save all of it since I live with my parents
>BS mechanical engineering with a minor in applied mathematics, thinking about a masters
>15k

>only dudes with small dicks say size doesn't matter

MODS MODS

>Law degree only ever practiced as a JAG officer, once my oldest sister was born became a stay at home mom
>Railway litigation Lawyer
>Electrician
>BA I wasted 4 years getting and don't use, but it looks real nice on my wall
>About 70k a year fluctuates depending on how many side jobs I'm taking, getting more as words getting around about me
>Not enough

>parents having to work
>defining yourself by your job
Shit culture you got there pleb.

that was a great show

Astronaut
Sheikh
Vagina maintenance technician
PhD in pleasuring the female ass
¥6000000/yr from the Japanese government
$1.2billionzillion

>director at a small business (20 or so workers)
>don't know, never knew him.
>no job, currently at college.
>0-£5000 social engineering free electronics from manufacturers
>£16,000 in savings, £1000 in-hand cash
>£30,000 due to stock of electronics

>dozens of possible people

Sure, maybe last week I was shitposting from my works front office public access wifi, last night I was over at friends place and posted, this morning I used my cell phone's LTE network and right now i'm using my home network wifi router. Different typical users, locations, devices, IP addresses, and 4 lines of 2 word answers aren't enough to build a heuristic profile.

Like I said, following anyone on here that didn't literally write and essay for every post from the same IP with a single(or very few) users would be maddening.

>5 FBIBUX have been deposited in my account

>auto show coordinator
>It administrator
>federal government
>High-school
>$50k/yr
>$17k

I got a C in life just like I did in high school wtf

I'm well above average shitmark, size anxiety is a hilarious concept because sad fuckers spam pornography into their brains day after day, and sadly enough they'd even defend their actions if questioned why they do it

>>International Customer Service
>>Owns flower business
>>Middle school teacher
>>Master's degree
>>~20k a year
>>-60k in student debt

Just kill me

>doctor
>doctor
>medical student
>already have a bachelor's
>monthly government allowance
>about 50K Euro of personal belongings + savings, parents >1.5m Euro
>I am also 6'3"

Only money matters anons.

>Your Mother's job
Retired. Made a long career as a manager in IT business.
>Your Father's job
Retired without pension. Sold his company to a big corp and got rich enough to never have to work again.
>Your job
Shipping foreman at a sawmill.
>Your level of education
B.Sc in Forestry
>Your income level
Gross 2200e/mo.
>Your net worth
Tiny. Maybe one day I can start thinking about getting a house instead of living in a crummy apartment building in the collective nigger and white trash neighborhood.

But Jimmy went to an Ivy League college, didn't finish but still.

Getting a little defensive there buddy, I think m'lady doeth protest too much

teacher
lawyer
executive
ba in literature
300k
6MM

>stay at home mom
>chemical engineer
>final year to get bachelors in psychology/biology
>minimum
>2k

(Hillary voter btw)

Mom: Nurse
Dad: Aerospace engineer
Me: Consumer Lending (loan officer)
2 college degrees (business admin &a Finance)
Income is enough to kick over a bucket of change from a POS who claimed he was Air Force but begging outside a train station
Net worth: I only own a Lincoln (pay rent no real assists I'm 24)

So many retards posting info in a Data Mining Thread

what are they going to do, steal my parents?

FBI pls go

>would be maddening.
maddening to who? they use bots for all of it

they have files with every post, IPs clearly displayed, that can be easily matched to other IPs by posting style (by AI), common mannerisms/phrases, etc.

all theyd need to do to find you, since you just gave them all your personal information, would be to have the AI pull all posts similar to your writing style within a certain radius of your IPs, and you just gave them all of your personal information.

>cripple stroke
>cripple back is gone
>student
>at uni m8
>nil
>fuck all

Nice try NSA

>News media
>News media
>News media
>Bachelor's degree
>$35K per year
>$20,000

no memes

Im laughing at your dumb face for giving away personal data on an anonymous board.

>data about the social status of Sup Forums posters
>worth shit

>>Your Mother's job
Retired. used to direct sales in a hotel
>>Your Father's job
Human resources for a construction contractor
>>Your job
Police officer
>>Your level of education
3 year accelerated bachelor's (law/bio)
>>Your income level
4100zł (~1.2kUSD)
One zloty has the same buying power in PL as a USD in USA, give or take a single digit percentage
>>Your net worth
Like $15000 US, mostly in equity of my flat, electronics, and shitty car

>being this shortsighted and dumb

Srsly? I thought pies earns sth like 2.5k

>>Your Mother's job
>>Your Father's job
>>Your job
>>Your level of education
>>Your income level
>>Your net worth

>Banker, retired
>Banker, quit and started his own business, left the business to partners, now works as a financial consultant for the mayors office
>University student
>lol
>lol
>Height: 1.81

No job (dad makes more than enough)
Not allowed to say. Has to do with the military
Chef
Double major with honours (graduating in December)
Once I graduate, it'll be pretty good. Right now I'm poor thanks to tuition


5'8, 7ish inch schlong; depends how aroused I am

>can't explain why this data would be worth shit to anyone
>let's resort to ad hominems

I do investigative gangsta shit in all of Małopolska. Serious work and serious hours

>unemployable bipolar
>dunkin donuts
>hospital director
>BSc
>$140k
>$1.5m in real estate with $900k in equity. Too busy to pay much attention to the rest. Wife writes checks I sign them.

>Mother
Dietary Consultant
>Father
Server Engineer
>Job
None (recently laid off) Was working part time earning about $800 a month.
>LoE
Undergrad
>Income
$0
>Net worth
negative something (LOL STUDENT LOANS)

>replying to datamining thread

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