/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

The Return of Tojamura is Tonight Edition

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first for jumping frenlo

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Living In A Box recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets out of the box. (Pic is Cooper)
Listen youtube.com/watch?v=guBsPkUkPQg

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Harry and Josie will appear in the finale. All actors that appear solely in the finale have a special clause in their contracts that they couldn't talk about their involvement until after the finale airs. The reason being that their absence from episodes leading up to the finale would reveal too much about the finale itself if fans expected them to appear. This includes also Special Agent Jeffries.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets d his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

CONFIRMED

audrey and charlie finally go to the roadhouse and we just get a bunch of singers performing cut with scenes of audrey and charlie and other random characters

Hello /tpg/, if I get 15 (you)'s I'll be back in episode 15 to stop Mr. C

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during part 15. It confirms Agent Cooper gets his mind back in part 15. (Pic is proof)
Listen: youtu.be/AYOXAhd-HQQ

david lunch lol

Sup Forums approved chart.

Imagine being Ray Wise in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sheryl Lee, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and lovely symmetrical white face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is Google another black grandma on his iPad in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Ray and not only sit in that chair while Sheryl flaunts her attractive body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her curves and Caucasian skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her beautiful fucking visage but her kindhearted attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SHERYL LEE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her adorable fucking Anglo-Germanic face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of teen anals and black grannies and later alleged Lynch rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Missoula. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her porcelain stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque" (for that is what she calls herself) beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Ray. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

inb4 best episode of the season

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Is coop cominh back tonight?

Which albums are DG and AC supposed to be?

Yes

Less in shape 90's Kyle with DoppelCoop's hair but obviously not with Kyle's face.

A E S T H E T I C

So how much time has actually passed over the course of season 3 so far? About 2 weeks?

It's a little hard to work out (probably because we only get one ep a week; makes it seem like a longer span of time).

Friendly reminder that cooper gets his mind back tonight

B L A C K G R A N D M A

Death grips could be Nldw, mic is the cock

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Vender posters will be more BTFO than ever

>watch her adorable fucking Anglo-Germanic face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day

>user, are you going to watch that creepy show alone again? Why don't you come watch Thrones with us at the bar tonight? It's going to be fun!

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DO NOT BUNNY EARS SHERYL

RUDE

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Cooper is coming back tonight
I can feel it in the air

Will we get more Candie tonight?

yes

Chester Desmond is coming back tonight
I can feel it in the air

Can the pedophiles please not ruin /tpg/ too?

Please. Literally off yourself.

It's Windom you're feeling.

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Can someone link Eddie Vedder's song "Cooper Gets His Mind Back In Episode 13"?

why was windom earle killed in the black lodge? was it something to do with the ultimatum he gave to coop?

Cole dies in tonight's episode.

Here you go youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

*15
And here it is
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Somewhere around ten days if I had to guess, so yeah, a week or two.

Phillip Jeffries is coming back tonight
I can feel it in the air

you don't go down to where an evil spirit works and slap the garmonbozia out of its mouth.

Don’t think just love Sheryl getting what you give that’s business not love when you love you give give give give give without thinking about what you’re getting you have to give that is love what is love Sheryl Lee that is the answer lovely lady most wonderfully great and you just know you love Sheryl because anything else would be silly silly to not love Sheryl with all your heart brunette blonde doesn’t matter Sheryl is Sheryl no matter what and you DO LOVE her it is just the nature of the world here when I see the world the people in it the satellites in space I see Sheryl Lee because Sheryl is the beginning and the end alpha and omega but who is the beta well I’ll let you think about that Tammy Chrysta Bell can’t David Lynch except he is the ringleader rhesighewuihweui hewr yeah no just kidding but seriously he is the boy in your dreams every night dream of Sheryl instead and remember her in your heart always until you can’t find more images on the internet and have to find her address and take images yourself don’t do this it creates mustard gas restraining order in the hills trust me my uncle works or worked there buying coffee on the corner because you have the thousand year money the weather is lively around the skies Sheryl Lee will make you feel ascension just meditate on the feelings the cute the everything Sheryl Lee is for loving non-lewdly hugs not fugs send this in the diary of your own life increase the license buy my book it’s due payment owe money to Judy getting called racist for making a Chinese accent calm down and claim the Germans didn’t know about the titans but actually Sheryl Lee is what you want to consider in your own life right now still gotta show me your moves in the sheets of dreams dream motherfucker dream what you want do it now it’s about what you want to do not what you should do want to hug want to Sheryl all of the day bro OTHER GAME Garfield memes I read your thoughts with cursive writing and sleeping pen

Phil Collins is guest starring
I can feel it coming in the air tonight

are you calling naomi watts a pedophile?

Will the waiter from season 2 return?

It's true, if you look at the rest of the titles, they're all going to be about Windom Earle:
Part 13:
>What story is that, Charlie?
>The story of how Windom Earle returned from the dead.
Part 14:
>We are like the dreamer.
>That dreamer is Windom Earle.
Part 15:
>There's some fear in letting go.
>Letting go of your hatred of Windom Earle.
Part 16:
>No knock, no doorbell.
>How are we going to get Windom Earle's attention when he's inside his house?
Part 17:
>The past dictates the future.
>Windom was Cooper's partner when he joined the FBI, and will be his partner when he rejoins.
Part 18:
>What is your name?
>Windom Earle.

yes mate cameo tonight i think

Fixed:
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Koji Kondo recorded a song that plays during part 15. It confirms Agent Cooper gets his mind back in part 15. (Pic is proof)
Listen: youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI

yes

Reminder that Sam Stanley comes back tonight and sees Dougie on the news and tells Gordon

Reminder that it's confirmed Judy appears tonight

Girl on right is my waifu. Who is she?

Jewie

Sandie. Don't bother with her, she's been LYNCHED.

GLAD HAND

hope you guys know this is actually what happens according to the leaks

Twin peaks is random wannabe creepy utter shit

GORDON COLT LOL

giv jewess gf

Why was Dale trapped in the black lodge in the first place? Would he not have been if he didn't agree to take his life for Annie's? Could he have made it out of there alive anyhow?

Hahaha
LYNCHED
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hahaha Like we didn't already know that

Will we ever find out what happened to Desmond?

His doppelganger left first. I think in the first episode of the return it shows the exit is blocked when Cooper tries to go out that way.

We already did. He's Carl's van driver.

Rewatch the S2 finale
Just as Coop is about to get back out, his doppelganger catches up to him and snatches him

is Bob in full control of dopple coop? Or is Bob just kinda living in the body as a passenger?

pfft lynched

thanks

Did Dale even know the way out to being with?

That gum you like is coming back tonight. I can feel it in the air.

How many hours left?

Considering he basically went from room to corridor to room, he probably just turned 180 degrees and ran the opposite direction

purposefully ambiguous. duality of man etc.

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This show is the epitome of intellectual fluff for edgy middle schoolers.

"omg black and white, so deep!"

Absolute garbage. Want to see what real artistic merit (not "throw random sequences together and pretend it is coherent) is? Read a book, go outside, etc. Turn off your TV and stop supporting IQ lowering garbage like what Mr. Lynch is trying to call "a story".

If for some reason you must watch TV, watch something that will actually engage your mind, such as Discovery, NatGeo, or the History channel.

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How long till the episode? Eurofag ruining my sleep cycle here

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3h

>Discovery, NatGeo, or the History channel.

Id stop watching. No joke.

>tfw no iconic moments
>tfw no comfy moments
>tfw only cringy terrible writing
>tfw new boring characters
>tfw the iconic characters do absolutely nothing of value

this show is the 10th circle of Hell

This tbhfams

I know, right? It's so problematic omg

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sank you mister rynch

hahahaha

hi pleb

Literally none of these are true.
LYNCHED

this is so fucking cringy and not even remotely comparable and similar. shitty meme.

3 more hours, lads

name one comfy moment in the return so far? I'll be waiting

Who has been the best live artist on the show so far?

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