The state of california

the state of california

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Based.

The honorable president of California

california is such a fucking shithole. It's basically the mall food court of America

The Northeast has better cities
There are better ski resorts in Colorado and Utah
There are better beaches in Hawaii and Florida
There are better forests in Oregon and Washington
There are better looking deserts in Arizona and New Mexico

The only thing Commieland has is climate and a ton of Mexicans. It might have everything but mediocre qualities of everything

Callused fornicators.

worst california

Why the fuck do people on here hate California so much?

i don't hate it I'm just presenting the united state of California

i like california desu everyone i've met from there was nice

Did you speak to them in Spanish?

Envy.

Just look at It's like looking at a really nice, big house with a game room, computer room, swimming pool, sauna, balcony, patio, herb garden, guest house, and a Tesla Model 3 in the driveway, and yelling "JOE DOWN THE STREET HAS A MODEL S AND MARY ACROSS THE CITY HAS AN OLYMPIC SIZE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" from a run down one bedroom apartment.

Californians are told to tell people that they're from California when they go abroad, because it has a much better reputation than the US as a whole.

I wish the people, government, and culture of California were different.

Californians are generally unlikable. The cocky chill brah shtick is obnoxious.

t. Delusional Californian

So you don't dispute that California has mediocre versions of everything?

Ok then, a mall food court has the best collection of food in a city then because it has everything.

>mediocre versions
That would be the envy speaking. Most of our stuff is pretty dang cool. We have some really nice cities, like Thousand Oaks and Irvine, Shasta and Tahue, pretty excellent beaches, Sequoia, Kings, and Yosemite NPs, and Joshua Tree. Are there even better things elsewhere? Sure, but what California has is pretty darn great, and while most states can only hope to some of the things on that list, California has
>everything
just about.

Except the house is most likely underwater in debt, and "huge" is probably a prefab home in some desert shithole, with a very small game room, computer room, above ground pool, balcony looking at nothing, patio full of rocks, garden that dies in the heat and a garage that is a "guest house" with a soon to be repo'd car owned by a $30k millionaire.

California is literally "jack of all trades master of none"

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Californian colonization of Mexico when?

Ok, lets take washington state

Seattle is a better cleaner whiter version of SF with the suburbs being nicer than anything in California
The farmland in Eastern Washington is more idyllic than the Central Valley
Olympic NP shits all over the Redwoods
The Cascades aren't as polluted as the Sierras and has better skis/snowsports
And Washington state has no income tax

Literally offers everything that California has but better

Already underway via retirees.

>nine lives matter
ah yes

>the absolute state of california
I don't I live on the Mexican california (as in baja california)

>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH
>ME LIEK WILDFIRES
>ME LIEK PAYING TAXES TO SUBSIDIZE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
>ME LIEK DESTROYING WATER ECOSYSTEMS OF ENTIRE SOUTHWEST USA
>ME LIEK CHAINING CHILDREN TO BED
>ME LIEK 36% WHITE
>ME LIEK GUAC ON ALL MUH FOOD
>ME LIEK NARCISSISTIC PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
>ME LIEK SWIMMING IN TURDS AND SEWAGE FROM TIJUANA
>ME LIEK SPENDING 20% OF MY LIFE SITTING IN TRAFFIC
>ME LIEK PAYING EXORBITANT MONTHLY RENT
>ME LIEK EVERYTHING EXPENSIVE
>ME LIEK HOLLYWOOD
>ME LIEK HOMOSEXUALITY
>ME LIEK TACOS
>ME LIEK ECONOMICALLY RESTRICTIVE REGULATIONS
>ME LIEK SWEATING ALL THE TIME
>ME LIEK DROUGHTS
>ME LIEK EARTHQUAKES
>ME LIEK MUDSLIDES
>ME LIEK MEXICAN DRUGS
>ME LIEK FEDERAL JUDGES WHO UNDERMINE THE PRESIDENT ELECTED BY THE COUNTRY
>ME LIEK HOMELESS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
>ME LIEK PISSING AND SHITTING IN CITY STREETS
>ME LIEK MENTAL ILLNESS AND DRUG ADDICTION
>ME LIEK SUPERFICIALITY
>ME LIEK HAVING ZERO AMBITIONS AND GET HIGH ON BEACH ALL DAY
>ME LIEK COLLEGE STUDENTS RIOTING AGAINST CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED FREE SPEECH
>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH SO I MOVE AND TURN DEMVER, BOISE, ETC. INTO MINI CAWEEFIRNYEAHS
>ME LIEK BEING MOST HATED US STATE
>ME LIEK BEING IN THE EPICENTER OF CULTURAL DECLINE AND DEGENERACY
>ME LIEK HARBORING MILLIONS OF MEXICAN RECONQUISTAS
>ME LIEK GIVING MONEY TO MEXICANS SO THEY CAN SEND IT BACK TO MEXICO
>ME LIEK HIV/AIDS
>ME LIEK MEXICAN GANGS AND CARTEL
>ME LIEK MASSIVE LEVELS OF INCOME INEQUALITY
>ME LIEK TRANSGENDERS
>ME LIEK PEDOPHILES
>ME LIEK JURIES THAT FIND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO KILL PEOPLE INNOCENT
>ME LIEK TRANSPLANTED PALM TREES THAT BECOME BRITTLE
>ME LIEK WHITES ARE MINORITY
>ME LIEK NO FAULT DIVORCE
>ME LIEK DRACONIAN SMOG LAWS
>ME LIEK CULTURAL MARXISM
>ME LIEK FORCED VACCINATIONS FOR KIDS
>ME LIEK GMO'S
>ME LIEK CHEMTRAILS
>ME LIEK FUMIGATION, PESTICIDES, HERBACIDES, FUNGICIDES AND TOXIC WATER
>ME LIEK PAYING ALMOST 40% INCOME TAX
>ME LIEK CRUMBLING INFRASTRUCTURE
>ME LIEK INCOMPETENT GOVERNMENT
>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNIA

I'm just fucking tired of paying my taxes supporting that shithole

No one ever makes fun of Wyoming and South Dakota or Kentucky for a reason

>like Thousand Oaks and Irvine

Faggots like you are the reason the grug meme died in 3 days.

Not him
It died because it's a shit meme. It's a lazy knockoff of brainlets, which is already a shit meme.

Excellent post

I don't hate it personally. Californians are among the friendliest and extroverted people in the United States. Unfortunately, most of the locals in Oregon despise Californian transplants, believing that "they're destroying Oregon culture".

Californians can be a little arrogant about their state, which is quite annoying. But the said can be said about New Yorkers, so it's no surprise

sucks

u mad lol

imagine what their group conversations are like

Is that Bubbles?

>Oregon culture
isn't Orgeon just California's cousin? They're all Democratic numales that wear rimmed glasses, beanies, buy weird off-brand products and play retro video games

But they are destroying Oregon Culture. Those fuckers deserve to stay in their shit state.

Californian here, i know we sometimes fight and all, but you are all forgetting who the real enemy of America is, New York.

I live in Colorado and they come in hordes. Housing is insane and can't drive for shit when it snows, oh and they always talk about how great California and shit on Colorado. Fuck Californians.

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California is an overtaxed shit hole of a state that has 33% of the country's welfare recipients despite being 12% of the population.

It's a state propped up and controlled by silicon valley and pedowood, who get their cronies in Sacramento to pass legislation that turns it into a feudal state more and more.

Not even going to try and say it's the illegals and brown skins who are the problem, because the increasingly rare white Californian is a shitty person. And what's worse is the ones who can afford it are spreading to other states to escape the taxes and bringing their retarded ideologies with them.

Jealousy

t. Flyover state

>or Kentucky

True as fuck. I want to get out of this state

>We have a thread about California damn near every day, mostly for shitposting.
>Yet, we still can't manage to maintain a /cali/ general.

We keep choosing the worse possible options.

Entire board for you faggots here

>No one ever makes fun of Wyoming and South Dakota or Kentucky
Are you dumb

thoughts on in-n-out burger?

In a sense, unlike the rest of America, there's a huge rivalry and sense of identity on the West coast. Oregon is just a shittier and more boring version of California (and a slightly more exciting version of Idaho). Oregon culture won't survive long anyway. It's slowly becoming californized with each passing second.

Tell that to them. More and more people aside from Californians are moving here and it's becoming insufferable. Living in Portland is the worst, and I can't wait to leave

>White Hispanics

is this still a thing?

Been living around Seaview my whole life, dont overhype us. Seattle is... ok. It's only getting more attention now a days because so many californians are sick of housing prices and looking to relocate.

It's alright
Not top tier, but not bad.

>More and more people aside from Californians are moving here and it's becoming insufferable.
This is something that irks me. What the US is experiencing and has always experienced is a general rootlessness by which everyone considers everywhere to be expendable. Take Oregon for example, yeah a lot of us are moving in and that sucks for them as well as us but it is completely neglected that everybody is going to Oregon. In 2016 139,334 people moved to Oregon about 43,804 of them from California so even assuming Oregon got its wish and all of us disappeared off the face of the earth, what the fuck are they planning on doing about the other 95,530 yearly transplants if they care about their "culture" so bad? Especially considering 107,169 people left Oregon that year.

Hell California itself got 514,758 transplants in 2016 and sent out 657,690. A number similar to this a fucking yearly volume of people moving back and forth. I don't even know who is what anymore. How many of the California transplants in Portland are just Texans or something who stayed here long enough to get a licence plate? How many people coming into California from Kansas are actually people from Washington who moved to Nebraska, then took a job in Kansas and only then moved to California? How many transplants in general are kids going to and from college in another state?

It's a state of complete chaos that has gone completely ignored because blaming everything on California is easier.

this but unironically. cali is a shithole. you would have to pay me seven figures to even think about living in that cesspool of dogshit

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The most superficial cunts that I've ever met in my life. They never shutup about themselves and it's extremely annoying. damn I sound like a European.

I wish people would stop moving here

East wa is better

t. californian

>Oregon culture won't survive long anyway. It's slowly becoming californized with each passing second.
And this is why Oregonians hate Californians. It's this shitty, arrogant attitude and superiority complex all while moved out of California and into their host state. Californians for some reason don't slow the fuck down and pay attention to the world around them.
May you all be engulfed in ash and flame.