What is the worst scene in the history of film?

>at least 35 star destroyers
>each is 1600m long, the same size as the rebel flagship
>1 super star destroyer
>19 KILOMETERS long, probably 100x the tonnage of the entire rebel fleet combined
>Death Star II is fully operational and even vaporizes at least two rebel cruisers
Are we really supposed to believe that the rebels actually won this fight? There's simply no realistic way they could have escaped this without getting their ass kicked.

Also, why didn't they immediately re-enter hyperspace once they realized it was a trap?

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How many ships did the Rebels have? How well were their cruisers armed compared to Star Destroyers? I'm sure there's 8 million EU books about that.

>Also, why didn't they immediately re-enter hyperspace once they realized it was a trap?
Did you watch the fucking movie before complaining? Admiral Ackbar tells the fleet to retreat. Then Lando convinces them they need to give Han more time.

did you watch the movie?

>19 Kilometres long

Not this argument.

No one ever decided on the true length.

Once the Death Star fell the Empire went into disarray and the rebels got the upper hand once they decided to retreat.

They are shown with only two cruisers in the beginning

Did you?

It's still 19. It's at least over 17 by film.

Later during the battle you can count like 15 of them, they have superior shielding but weaker armament compared to ISD.

>Later during the battle you can count like 15 of them
so they multiply themselves during the battle for no reason and that makes the scene better?

Crazier shit has happened in real life dude.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Didgori

Or even this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War

>size
You forgot that each Star Destroyer should have had at least a 100 tie-fighters each. Not to mention the Death Star 2 should have been able to crew thousands of them.

While we only see a single wing attack the rebels.

>be imperial fleet
>get this rebel scum armada cornered
>they're actually fighting back, the madmen
>they took out the SSD which is 100x the tonnage of their entire fleet with ONE fighter
>they took out the Death Star 2 which is 10000000000x the tonnage of their fleet with THREE fighters
>along with that they took out the Emperor, most of the top brass and Lord Vader

m8, if I were them I would leg it that instant

And this too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aljubarrota

>Not flying your ships to under the dish and firing all weapons at the exposed insides

And this one as well.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

The scene in Showdown in Little Tokyo where the now dead Brandon Lee tells Dolph Lundgren that Dolph has the biggest penis he's ever seen.

That hundred ties was always such bullshit. A Nimitz carries a hundred craft and isds are countless times larger.

Are Star Destroyers LITERALLY the stupidest design in all of history?

>no main battery of massive heavy weapons, just tons of little pea shooter lasers

>XBoxHueg for no good reason whatsoever

>SSD so long and stupid that you literally need a fucking internal tram system to get around

>Dudes try to hoof it, end up dying of hunger and thrist on their journey

SO STUPID!!

>Death Star
>Death Star II == 2 times the size of Death Star
>Starkiller == 50 times the size of Death Star II
>Starkiller II == 5 times the size of Starkiller
>Super Space Nazi White People Moon (Ep. IX) == 50 times the size of Starkiller II, has 200 Orbiting Death Star II weapons platforms

Star Wars is FUCKING RETARDED

Shut up, cuck.

Med-bay scene from Alien Covenant

Another draw back is that they apparently have to fly the right way up.

I don't think the artificial gravity system they have in Star Wars is really worth the tactical tradeoff.

Easy.

Just concentrate all fire on that SUPAH STAAR DESTROYA

We need to go bigger

>old EU was goo-

Once they decide to stay and fight it out Ackbar sends out a galaxywide emergency message calling for every combat capable rebel ship to get to Endor ASAP.

There's single capital ships and fighter squadrons hyperspacing in all the time.

EU book source of course but it fits right in.

You big dummy.

I lose my shit at this every time
anyone got more/similar ones?

>Also, why didn't they immediately re-enter hyperspace once they realized it was a trap?
in the games the empire has ships called interdictors that stop ships from going to hyperspace

here you go

>mfw concentrate all fire = two a-wings shoot it

>I remember when the vader fleet used interdictors to easily stop all those rebel transports from escaping in "the empire strikes back", and caught to millenium falcon too.

>Also, why didn't they immediately re-enter hyperspace once they realized it was a trap?

gravity well projectors from an interdictor class

It's because all of the Bwings were blowing up a Star destroyer. Look at the background of his picture. There is a deleted scene of them doing it.

>arabs
>competent in any way

loving every laugh

> (OP)
Kilometres long
>Not this argument.
>No one ever decided on the true length.
>Once the Death Star fell the Empire went into disarray and the rebels got the upper hand once they decided to retreat.

thats what the iron cannons were shooting

emperor was using battle meditation the whole fight till he died and the fleet went into disarray from the shock

Tie fighters are inferior to rebel starfighters, any type really. Ties only win by mass numbers. Regular ties dont have shields and only have blasters, no missiles. In a straight fight, xwings would always win.

it's actually the Death Star which is the stupidest design. The only reason the empire even made one was for ambiguous evil Sith reasons. It was already explained a single Star Destroyer could level a planet. Instead of building the Death Star the empire could have built 1000 Star Destoryers.

>Rey destroys SSNWPM with a clumsily thrown rock

ummm no sweetie

remember the crusades

...

thats not the half of it!

>Another draw back is that they apparently have to fly the right way up.
Why?

Doesn't Han say it would take the entire Imperial fleet to destroy a planet?

You could destroy a planet by throwing a large rock at it.

I could watch a TV show set on this beast

>You could destroy a planet by throwing a large rock at it.

Sssh mass drivers are a secret high tech weapon. You can't just go to the asteroid belt of any random system and start flinging huge rocks as soon as you get any kind of FTL drive. Cmon. That's unfair.

"The star destroyers are a mile long." -- the commandment from on high

"Well, make this super star destroyer 10x as big, or 10 miles long"

Everything else is just idiots playing with pixels and guessing when there's no need to guess.

Aren't those EU?

You see Interdictors in Rogue One.

Star destroyers vary in size, from 3500-4000 meters to 7000+ meters, depending on the type. They are capable of leveling a planet through bombardment, but clearly the death star is more efficient and doesnt take nearly as much time.

>comparing arabs to white-supremacist imperials

ok there

read any contemporary military history in the middle east you'de realize how bad the mussies are at it

How about this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Myeongnyang