Hey there! Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man here. Now I know what you're thinking: How did I get into this mess?

>Hey there! Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man here. Now I know what you're thinking: How did I get into this mess?

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get your shit together Turner.

What does this mean for USM?

*i found a way starts playing*

why didn't he just wish to be free?

IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME

Is the nightmare over?

IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME

TO PAY THIS FINE

and if you open up your wallet,
see what's inside,
it's gonna take some time, to pay this fine

More like recasting. The kids that show is targeted to won't give a shit.

>Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I had another bottle.
>Sorry, Sport. You know you've gone over your limit for the day, it's against Da Rulz.
>JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER BOTTLE YOU FLYING PINK BITCH!
>Timmy...
>I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! *Remorseful sobbing*

>mfw

How many E-list animated movies is he gonna have to voice to pay this one off?

Keikaku doori.

>our legal system is so slow and fucked up that everything can seem fine and in-the-past, then someone goes to jail

For your breathalyzer test... YOU GET AN F

...

I would have never guessed things would turn out the way they have for those two.

my god, that pile of dump really picked himself up out of the garbage didn't he

More than likely he already recorded some stuff ahead of time. If not cross your fingers Josh Keaton comes back.

underrated.

The show is over after this season, so nothing.

Drake Bell had such a tragic life

Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't all the tragedies self-inflicted?

does he still live in disney world

A special episode where Spider-Man gets caught up for DUI

I don't care. Somehow, life just shat on him hard.

It wasn't that bad

Josh was always the better brother.

Drake was overrated bait for young girls

Marvel blacklisted him after he spilled the beans about originally being in EMH but getting dubbed.

That's why you don't hear him at anything Marvel at all.

Pretty much this, no one forced him to spend all of his money go into debt.

Yes, in the janitor closet.

Didn't this show already get cancelled?

SO DON'T DO THE CRIIIME!

>blacklisting somebody
>for that
Fuck Marvel.

nah, all of his debt is a result of him being a stupid child star and not knowing how to plan for the future

he thought he was gonna be rich forever, and then it turned out that no one actually wanted him

>I NEVER THOUGHT I'D FIND MYSELF IN JAIL

>Mfw Drake Bell was the attractive, successful actor and Josh was the fat, ugly friend and now he's broke and Josh and fit and winning

My DUI took literally a year to convict. If you don't get the prosecutor you want at the city level you just bind it over to state and wait several months, it's bogged down with actual criminal charges and shit most of the time.

Post yfw they replace him with Josh.

Actually, he was doing decent with his music but then he fucked his hands. And considering his guitar was big part of gimmick, he was fucked. But then he made poor choices after that.

Josh is pathetic. He's a """""""""VINE STAR""""""""

>I wish I had a bottle of scotch

>What could possibly go wrong?

>Josh became the hot one.


W E W

>Josh
>fit

Well at least he's rich...

So we can all agree that Josh was always the funnier, more interesting character in Drake and Josh, right?

Looks like he found a way.

He was a regular on a network sitcom just recently, and most importantly, didn't blow money he didn't have on an expensive house like Drake did.

This screen cap started off so well then turned into Sup Forums-tier shit halfway through

Couldve sworn this was in an episode of drake and josh

I don't know the last movies josh has been in he's been shit at. He also looks like an anorexic heroine addict. Both of them look like they've been though shit.

OVER YOUR SHOULDER I TOLD YA TO PUT THAT SMIRNOFF BACK DOWN.

AND DON'T DRIVE AROUND.

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>96 hours in L.A. County Jail

It's literally nothing.

He's only going in for like 96 Hours. They probably won't even put him in real assrape jail.

Why were you driving under the influence,? didn't you watch full house?

>Hug me brotha!!
>oh we gonna do more than some hugging tonight boy

Don't ruin our fun.

that's... super sad

That's 96 hours that a lot of friendly inmates will "ask" him to grant their wishes. Of butt sex.

Enough for 95 hours of buttsex.

At least now he can eat without the mouse or Nicklodeon breathing down his neck.

There's a difference between jail and prison, you know.

He's not going to Federal "Pound Me In The Ass" Prison, he's basically going in a drunk tank for four days.

I still watch Drake and Josh occasionally, the way things have turned out are seriously insane

Didn't say they'd be serious. But how could you pass the opportunity to spook the RL Timmy Turner?

But they might scare him enough to decide not to do anything else to warrant coming back.

what is this from

Haha you guys went to jail for being drunk and got raped

You are now homos

>that one episode where josh disowned drake
>joshes life became great and he was respected by everyone
>drakes life slowly deteriorated
>mfw the prophecy was right

Jails aren't large and isolated enough for anyone to "spook" somebody like that, the cops are always watching you in the county jail

>He also looks like an anorexic heroine addict.
Merry Christmas drake and josh was in 08

What was the best Drake and Josh episode and why was it the helicopter one

>Boco
>accusing anyone of ruining fun

You've got some nerve, you faggot.

what happened to his hands?

No I'm black, I watched Family Matters and the Fresh Prince, and those mainly told me not to fuck with white girls cause they're always bad news-- and I still didn't listen.
I basically met this Bulgarian girl who was having a bad night too and she kept not finishing her drinks and giving them to me and it just all snuck up on me. I'm just glad I didn't hurt anyone though.

He'll get pip-pip-dee-doodly-doo'd.

Art imitates life

shattered his wrist, dr said he'd never play guitar again.

awh, that's sad as fuck

>letting a girl buy you drinks

free drinks, fool.

Actually it's because meme magic is real but that was close

Why is half of Sup Forums either black or a girl.

Or both

and a free trip to jail when the girl accuses you of sexual molestation and you're too drunk to argue.

>girl buys a drink
>takes a sip
>then lets you finish it

She basically bought you the drinks

Also

>Bulgarian
>can't finish her drinks

As a transblack man I find that reading comics of beefy white men with magic powers makes me hopeful that one day I will get bitten by a radioactive white man and develop my own superpowers

How though? Did he just slip on some ice or was he trying to do a bicycle trick or what?

>Drinking after other people
>Drinking after complete strangers

>or a girl.
And you really believe this.

>la county jail
that is literally just a holding cell full of people exactly like him
hell he might even reunite with amanda bynes in there

reminder that drake bell was molested on the set of drake and josh multiple times

sadly im not joking

get out more.
I'm not even OP, i'm just up for getting shit for free.

Good.

>USM
What does that stand for?

His wrist actually recovered and he's back to playing

He went on tour in Mexico

I think it was a car accident.

Was it Dan?

Ultimate Spiderman.
He's Spiderman/Peter Parker in that show

Dan "The Kike at Nick Giving Tykes The Dick" Schneider strikes again.

...

I think it's funny that he's actually still famous in Mexico. Do they air nothing but old Nickoms and 90's anime?

This. Sometimes I wonder how will I ever deal with having a girlfriend or a wife and kids, if I can't eat or drink behind others?