Wow, 2 men enter and I leave. What is this? Did I just win Thunderdome?

>Wow, 2 men enter and I leave. What is this? Did I just win Thunderdome?

>not just saying your earpiece doesnt function

>"Baguette, baguette you're a face I will quickly forget"

>wow, that sounds like a Superbad time for me!
then wait for applause

>well if you make a good price I might talk to them about it

>My friends would prefer you left and I stayed

>I know I am but what are you!

>Taking 2 men at once huh.....is it gay if their balls touch?

Rematch when?

>"you are a whore"

done

>They don't fuck poor people.

>"yeah well the thing about my friends is that they like to roofie girls and let me slide in"
I think if he said something absurd and distasteful that he'd actually come out the victor, he'd have to be really monotone and just give her that blank autistic stare afterwards though.

>The Jerkstore called, they're running out of you.

>"Ravioli ravioli, you are a whoreoli"
:DDDD

>Well of course Id have to leave with 2 men already with you. You only have two eye sockets. Id feel left out.

>I'VE BANGED WEATHER GIRLS! I'VE BANGED TONS OF WEATHER GIRLS! I BANGED YOUR MUM! I WILL STRANGLE YOU! I WILL STICK MY GODDAMN THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE!

>I'm rubber, you're glue, everything you say sticks right back to you

he got BTFO
i bet this has scarred him for life

roastie BTFO

That wasn't that bad wtf.

imagining him saying this with the OP face as he waits is perfect

OP in all honesty, this is the best response I have seen coming out of this cesspool.

>what was that? i dont speak whore

She had no idea what she unleashed.

>you'd bring your friends dicaprio and bradpit
>and you'd go away.
>..
>Hey, I could bring loads of men from Hollywood if you want?
>..
>>How about Michael Fassbender?

now reverse the roles

>" I go away just like your countries white population."

10/10

14/88

says the 45% white USA

That was very anti-semitic

...

You sound a little obsessed Sup Forums.

Oh yeah? well tell that to zods broken neck!

Winners

>you're a jerk.
>i come on your show to answer your questions about hollywood and the movies ive been in and you say sick things like that
>i come here out of my goodwill to connect with the audience and you have to go make the interview about you, and talk about how promiscuous you are
>you're a conceited jerk. And you're a bad role model.

shut the fuck up

Is he suppose to be funny ?
I think she was just setting him up to make a joke , he was suppose to say something funny back to her but he failed horribly as a man and comedian both

>I fucke ur mother in the BUT!

>A threesome with two older, more powerful men? Isn't that how you got this job?

The ghost of jonah will haunt this board until someone in it comes up with an adequate comeback

>You burn nigger dick you fucking French whore, fuck you

>I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU

>And then i come back later to hide your body. Pretty typical day for me.

>tfw this actually is the real-life Jerk Store

>Huh? I'm sorry, who are you again?

i know the neckbearded virgins on Sup Forums would obsess over her joke, but damn. gotta be a year since this happened now.

>neckbeards

you would run home to mommy and bawl your eyes out after a comment like this

>Why would I leave?

>Even in your dreams I'm not interested, sounds about right

every funny thing he's ever said was written by seth rogen

>What makes you think they'd stay?