Switzerland

Where my Swissbros at?

Are you that Russian user?

I thought you guys are too neutral to post any opinion.

lol

at work u NEET

im also at work but need new job

Can you speak Germany,French and Italian?

>Swiss flag is medkit
>Mercy is a Swiss healslut
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE.

no
can you speak mandarin, cantonese, and portugese?

at work :)

Swissbro here

i need a new job

come in Egandin

Planning your destruction

there's an absurdly low amount of swiss posters here for some reason

I wanna jew it up in zurich working in tech but swiss people are very idk reserved?? and seemingly just see everyone non-swiss as subhuman

St. Moritz?

The Swiss are a hedgehog. Don't even try. You'll have to COMPLETELY dedicate your life to immigrating there, most likely by marriage in order to get in

But you probably don't speak German. It would be like man who spoke only Spanish trying to get a job in a British chippie.

Yes.

Do you speak german?

Hello from Aarau. No bully plox.

Fuck you cowards.

I've seen you left. Good.

Lol wut

I'm learning german, but swiss speak swiss german and they will probably still see me as foreign. Plus in zurich I've heard it's tough to see actual swiss a lot because it's so international.

Just speaking High German will be enough if you have qualifications.

What's life like in Schweiss/Suisse/Svizzera? I fucking hate my life in America/Estados del goblinos
t. 56%

It's shit. You better stay where you are.

in /deutsch/ uezs

Ich au. /Zelgli/ do

What's so shit about it? Is it the cold antisocial people? Cause that's literally the only negative thing I know about your cunt

You trade, you don't fight. And have your country rigged to explode like North Korea.

You do nothing.

What's there to fight?

At Dignitas.

a buddy of mine lived there for a few years for work, he came back saying everything in there was boring

I'm in my 30s with a terrible work history and no qualifications to speak of. There is no opportunities for failures like me.

Have you considered applying to my boss's position?

My boss is similarly inept. Considering moving out of this shitheap kanton (ZH)

it's shit, don't come here

don't do it. people hate americans here

why did people stare at me when I went there?

>they will probably still see me as foreign.
>probably

Are you from London?

because you are a fucking nigger

they do this a lot, even more than Germans. They try to analyze your genetic make up by staring at you.

hello colony

really, google "swiss stare" and you will find a lot of results

wtfff KEK so this is normal huh, feel less bad now

Don't do what? I never said I want to move to Switzerland. I simply asked what life is like there.

hello

definitely don't feel like it was just you. These morons do it to everyone and to everything. Example is pic related. They are currently tearing down a building close by to where I live. I walk that route twice a day and without fail, every single time there is some sad cunt just stood there staring at them working as if they have fuck all else to do or have never seen a construction site before. The worst offenders are old cunts, but my mind boggles why they do it. Even women with their children, probably teaching a new generation how to stare like complete fucktards.

it's a thing we do, also the more your stare back more people stare at you

Kek this is so absurd, people should realize how retarded this is, I thought they were disapproving me or feeling disgusted at me or something (brazilian self-esteem)

I get boners when stared at

why the swiss have a retarded german and french? why are you guys so slow when you speak?

Just stare back at them until they avert their gaze
Always works quite quickly

Y-yes but doesn't Switzerland have a hugely international nature as well? Geneva and (maybe to a lesser extent) Zurich are quite international? I just like mountains and trains desu

because the high german taught in swiss schools isn't the best and majority of us are retarded

>majority of us are retarded
waw sounds good, im also retarded

Tbh I stare a lot for no reason

Nothing wrong with a bit of curiosity. We don't host a lot of great scientists because for nothing.

That's it I'm taking a trip to Switzerland to stare at people

Man, that's fucking bizarre.

Bonzen use.

t. Suhr

this, stare them down until they admit defeat

feels good everytime

also bump

>soywatch
end urself

I wear an Omega, I'm Swiss. Pls gibe CERN internship