New U.S. Dollar design

How does it make you feel?

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They were warned

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So long as we dont have to look at Harambe Tubbmans mug im gold.

Are these legit? Might be a bit too post-modern for me, screaming "today is the future" and all that. In time, I'll have no problem with it. Definitely going to hang on to some old greenbacks just for collections.

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where is the black women

>mfw his name is John Snow

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_W._Snow

It's not real

theverge.com/2014/10/28/7082169/us-currency-redesign

wew lad

we need a purge of intelligentia

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Nice I like it.
>Different sized notes
>Easily distinguished colors
>Apolitical images showing technological achievement and the natural beauty of America

she looks like a white man in black face

To be honest, I kind of like it. It's pretty legit.

Shame to lose our founding fathers though.

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Probably because the artist was trained in the 1800's, and he was probably taught how to draw white people in the ateliers of the time.

cool as fuck

without mason's bullshit

looks like a shitty wallpaper phone thread.

I like them

THERE IS A FUCKING OWL IN THE SECOND FROM THE RIGHT
IN THE ORANGE
FROM A DISTANCE
A HOOT HOOT
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAH
IT'S HIM
IT'S MOLACH

When petro-dollar dies, and dollar loses any value, they will make new "shit dollar", and it will be devalued over 50%.
Russia and China will reveal how much gold they actually have, and their currency will be backed by gold.
Then people of USA will realize Fort Knox is empty.
Fun times ahead. :^)

Fucking gay, we have a traditional design, and were gonna goddamn stick to it, Negress nonwithstanding.

Not bad considering counterfeiting technique that need to be on them.

One criticism though

>no windows

>says a country with the fucking euro

lol

>>Easily distinguished colors
I dunno about that hoss, the $10 and $50 look a bit too similar at a glance, dunno why they don't just colour the entire note.

Also the "Dollar Note" is triggering me, just capitalize the whole thing.

[citation needed]

Why are they oriented in portrait?
I don't want to have to buy a new wallet

Looks fine to me. At least no nigger pandering is evident.

No niggers on it, I like it..

>and their currency will be backed by gold
lol no

They look nice and easy to snort cocaine through

Jews will never allow gold backed currency

Supposedly not using polymer instead of paper makes our money much easier to counterfeit. I am all for this.

What's with all of the triforce's?

if it's plastic it'll be like Canacuck money
but canacuckcash doesn't remind me of grubby toilet paper, unlike US notes

additionally why can't this be the american anthem; sounds so much better imo, especially the last minute or so
youtube.com/watch?v=a-7XWhyvIpE

It will last longer too.

>throwing out roman styled green money for this modern art candy colired faggy shit

Just fuck my shit up famalamborgini

I've always wondered how they would switch to a different currency. How does it work? Do they just release them into the market and the old dollar will fade out? Do citizens go to the bank and get them switched?

>no ilerminaty eye
>not green
>no presidents
they suck

that looks hella fucking sweet though

who's the designer

Banks send the old bills back to the Fed to be destroyed. They get exchanged dollar for dollar for new bills.

Looks gay as shit, I prefer my Presidents and founding fathers.

Joshua S. Eisenstein

Im going out of my way to make sure I never use those

Hilarious, though bills signed by Paulson and Geithner mean the same thing. (((( insert name of Goldman Sachs banker )))

Well, looks like i can never look at a $20 bill the same way ever again. Thanks, Finngolian.

I don't like them.
The old designs were much cooler; can't beat the all seeing eye.
It's definitely a good thing that they're multi-coloured, but the overly light colour scheme they chose looks like ass.
They should be more boldly coloured like Australian notes.
And what's with the wave and river? Couldn't think of anything more American?
The width and maybe thickness of the notes should also differ between the denominations, not just the length.

Gender neutral paper money.

fake and fucking gay

Not enough diversity

Racist/10

Nowhere does it say "FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE."

Good luck getting that through.

modernmoney.treasury.gov/

when did this happen?

the harriet tubman thing I heard about but they are just trying their best to put everyone who isn't a white male on them now apparently

You smoking some bad grass, Nederlander? That is a guy in a space suit.

not great, but at least theres no women or niggers on it.

What's up with the border? Makes them look like trading cards.

>that shitty european style dollar design

Fuck outta here

>implying jews will have a say when usa gets exposed as paper tiger and end up as 3rd world country with hyperinflation

China and Russia will ask no one for permission.
I'm not saying it will happen tomorrow, but it's ok, I'm not in a hurry.

In all fairness, I like it quite a bit. But then again I really do dig your current money.

Absolutely disgusting

would be cool if they put a red american flag

Having different sized notes is fucking dumb.

that top triangle is triggering me

So I assume we're going to have to "decirculate" or "exchange" the money we currently have, right?

So we're going to have to put our paper currency in the hands of someone else and just trust that what we get back has the same value, right?

cant wait to find all the new freemason and illuminaty symbology on them

Gay assed shit is gay as shit.

This is why it's not nearly progressive enough to happen.

what the fuck is that ugly shit

Seems a bit like forcing "THE FUTURE IS HERE"
but still
a e s t h e t i c

Fake and gay roddit shit. fuck off to huffing paint, sideways italy

Tell your overlords to axe this idea schlomo.

fake

but it's dumb cancuck/eurocuck monopoly money
the greenback is timeless

You do that now. Physical currency is created, exchanged and destroyed all the time.

>new world order getting you prepped to spend "credits"

>How does it make you feel?

Dear Jew, why don't you ask what we think, not what we feel

sigh....

How many countries with monopoly dollars are successful non-cucked countries?

This will never happen. just some bureaucrat's fantasy
What makes you think Russia isn't as kiked as any other country
jta.org/2014/07/10/news-opinion/world/putin-thanks-rabbis-for-communities-fight-against-nazi-revival-1
israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/182754

honestly it's really fucking good if I get to choose this over having a leslie jones looking braindead girl on the bill

love it

They actually look really nice but the size difference is triggering me.

No it helps blind people.
It also makes managing a roll of cash easier.
The bigger the note is the closer to the center of the roll you put it.
Means you can take notes out without opening the roll and searching through the notes like playing cards

Notes over $20 aren't needed, use plastic instead. And money could as well be in coins instead, which would make it a lot more cumbersome for robbers.

so very wonderfully meaningless and non offensive to anyone, i think we can all, all americans not relate to any of that at all! perfect!

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It's about damn time they got all those bigoted white slave owners off our money.

Can't wait to make it rain rainbows up in da club
>100 :', )

There are other ways to help blind people differentiate notes, without being annoying to everyone else.

Literally fuck anyone who suggests changing the US dollar design. Our currency is the currency all others are measured against, the most traded and reserved in the world. The greenback is a world renowned icon, so I don't know why anyone would want to change it to look like all the other rainbow currencies of the world. Washington, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson and Franklin, not progressive bullshit praise Jesus.

Those are worse than the Euro bills.

Why can't they make nice looking money anymore? (like pic related)

>no slavery victim porn designs
This would never get approved.

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>Our currency is the currency all others are measured against, the most traded and reserved in the world.

You know they don't literally trade in truck loads of greenbacks right?

>Americans are so attached to their currency that they'll never switch to more modern polymer notes
>They'll never know what it's like to have waterproof money.
>They'll never know what it's like to have money that doesn't burn.
>They'll never know what it's like to have money that you can't tear without the aid of scissors.

why does andrew jackson only get more and more fucking based the more i learn about him?

tasteless mindless weak-willed brats

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We're 3rd world now bros!

Fundamentally transformed!

Equality!

All countries have "monopoly" dollars.

Well you'll never know what it's like to be cool and have guns. You'll be that no-gun Melvin.

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