/brit/

nffc edition

nottingham mentioned sub edition

three hours and eleven minutes remain

fat cunt and his fat cunt of a cat

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poo

men are so pathetic

love playing fifa but still rubbish at it

do not like seeing fat cat's owner. has ruined fat cat for me.

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real thread here lads, don't miss the train as we're about to leave the station

shut UP you stupid australian squeaker

feel like pure back

>/birt/

shan't

could spark you out in five seconds mate

HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR!!

cautiously setting up stall in this thread

go on then

will continue to threadsplit until the ministry of thread organisation makes an official announcement

why are there multiple generals fucking hell
why are brits so stupid and disorganised

wait is postcode lottery an actual lottery?

i thought it was a metaphor referring to the advantage of living in certain areas compared to shit towns and council estates

it's both

the radcens have decided on this one lads, don't miss out

NEED a punk rock gf

dunno but this is the only general thats always thread splitted, probably because half the users here are under 18

i play in a punk rock band lad. got a willy though.

probably because brits and their descendants are the most autistic people on earth

how does the actual lottery part work

seems like that phrase would have too many negative connotations . why would they name their brand after it

bdruuurrrr

the gif (pronounced jiff)

nottingham < bristol
jus sayin

>150.000.000£ in EuroMillions tonight

Thinking about paying the fools tax lads

stephen fry has bum cancer lads

he was a great man :(

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cancer < cholera
just saying

people with the same postcode all win a prize I think

I think the actual postcode lottery came first, and then after that you had people using the name in negative ways (though I'm not actually sure, this is just hearsay)

we dont need ur sporting history

really what kind of punk and whereabouts?

is it worth being a submariner?

sorry mate, I've already won

that makes sense actually. im a dolt

Love manipulating brainlets

I reckon I'm Jewish in spirit and behavior

you dont get cancer in sandbox mode

what would you spend on 150m on?

the 'top

fast shouty stuff like descendents and london

prostitutes

What books you lot reading then?

* Lotto and EuroMillions jackpots are estimated.

would prefer if you ceased posting videos of a pornographic nature

this is a family friendly website

How to deal with casual racism?

I have a decent relationship with my neighbour, collect post, share the milk etc., but nothing beyond that. As far as I can tell, he's basically a decent bloke. Recently, during a casual conversation about cars, he repeatedly said "n*ggers love that model", in relation to a specific car. I don't feel there was malice to his comments, but don't know how I do feel exactly. Our area has many residents of African descent, including 5 on the local underage team I coach.

what's with the porno yank?

This kid is 17.

he was there
he wasnt a great man
only thing i really rate him for were blackadder and his love of cric

i dare you to find somebody who had more of a god given right to win

big fan of kissinger

what's he up to tonight?

>bumder gets bum cancer

oh how ironic

would buy a nice campervan and travel across eurasia banging every thing in sight

say him his parents were niggers too 10.000 years ago.

could do this with my eyes closed

>I wunt to win da lotery milions!!! me buy sport car and happiness

coke 2bh

i would have a nasty coke session and would love it

that's not actually hard to do lad

prostate cancer is not rectal cancer and you don't get prostate cancer from anal sex, also stephen fry doesn't partake in anal sex

gin

Buy Sup Forums and rangeban leaves

Also a nice house in a comfy small town and an unspectacular car. Perhaps visit places. Don't want anyone to know I'm filthy rich.

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woke up

remembered that thatcher sacrificed our native industries and manufacturing sector for the benefit of globalists, foreign corporations and "allies" that seeked to increase our dependence on them

going back to bed

arse sex is literally to stimulate the prostate. you can't pretend they're not related.

>stephen fry doesn't partake in anal sex
proofs?

bizarre image

this guy planificated the coups and genocides in South America

grow up

Would give everyone in /brit/ £1 per post for a year if I ever won that much money

whats with people who sit here spamming porn?
fucking weirdos

any Mount and Blade man in

Good stuff, love the descendants. literally live in london and have listened to punk my entire life and never been to show to my embarrassment. didnt think there was much of a scene anymore, is there?

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*braps your path*

>anti-thatcherites

off yourself you luddite trog, she recognised the way the wind was blowing and gave britain the best head start possible (later squandered by blairism)

nonceing is a-okay if she's a little slut like this

god you're so liberal turtle

it was a necessary evil to prevent a communist foothold in latin america, you should be licking his boots in gratitude

Fuck off pleb KCD is superior

blairism followed thatcher's footsteps

missus does this all the time when she bounces on my cock

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can you lead warbands in kingdom come deliverance?

>off yourself you luddite trog, she recognised the way the wind was blowing and gave britain the best head start possible (later squandered by blairism)

big brain post

jesus navas??

imagine having a young daughter and she gets a fanny disease from wiping back to front.

how would a father even go about fixing this situation?

Rapidly acquire stock and property, diversify my portfolio and put 20m into crypto for shits and giggles

LOVE pornyank

El goblino...

big fan of the 'pornographic webm' gimmick

t. gentile /dupe

it was necessary to wipe out communism, true
but Western Europe was also in danger for communism, probably more than us, and they weren't pushed into a coup.

fed up of all these nsfw posts 2bh