Dan Blizerian

What is Sup Forums conensus on Dan Blizerian?

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Tall

manlett

Collassal fag

Gnome

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scumbag, would gas

Degenerate, albeit lucky, scum.

I cannot unsee this shit now pffffffffttttahahaha

He's basically a Saudi prince. They should all be gassed

Based
A lot of jelly fags on Sup Forums would say he is degenerate, a manlet and a loser

Most people hate him because he is rich

Never skip leg day

I wish my dad was rich like his dad.

I don't care

He had like 3 heart attacks before he reached 30. I don't envy him in the slightest in any case.

>blizz the manlett makes a blizz thread on fit
>they laugh him out of the house because >no legs
>next day butthurt instagram about having no legs

Faggot who couldn't cut it in the Navy Seals but throws daddy's money to impress cucks. He's the embodiment of underachieving, priviliged millennials.

Isn't he a manlet with shit genetics who hires hookers to hang out with him with his dads money?

I don't have anything against the guy personally but it would be nice to see a guy born with all that opportunity actually putting it to use or at least seeking virtue instead of pursuing hedonism.

uses beard to hide shitty jawline

Rich trust fund kiddie that likes to play pretend being an alpha mael

picture?

He's rich and fucks bitches. I respect that. That's as far as it goes.

tryhard

Who?

Second thought, don't answer. Was barely curious when I started to post.

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Also didnt he sperg out on some girl kicking her at a club or something?

Why does anyone give a fuck?

>5'9
>Manlet

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Probably taller than you

>He's rich and has herpes
Fixed that for you

trust fund baby that pretends to be a poker player theres a pretty old well(AMA) on 2+2 I read like 6 years ago if you're really curious for some reason

Could do so much more with his money but blows it on vapid pursuits. I wonder how many of those whores he pals around with will be at his funeral

does he measure the same way shekelpiro does?

degenerate

All of them. Gotta' stick around for the reading of the Will....

Lmao he got drooped out of the navy seals then you as a kid m8.

at least he isn't a whiny nu-male, he gets points for being a masculine alpha, he's still in the hole for being a manlet

blitz has skinny legs and a strong upperbody
blitz does so much roids and coke that he had several heart attacks
blitz quit the navy seals cause it was too hard
blitz brags about his poker winnings but he is one of the biggest whales in the US
blitz loves to beat prostitutes in foreign countries
blitz father stole money to the US and blitz spends it
blitz has a twin brother who abandonned his US nationality because he didn't want to pay taxes
blitz used to be good guy but now he's not anymore, he just an unsufferable asshole

>Armenians
>Human

insecure beyond belief

>legs not long enough to touch floor

too good

>loves his country
>loves trump
>hates PC culture
>hates liberals
>fucks bitches like its his job
>goes on the most insane adventures/ vacations
>owns over 50 guns
>even though he failed he tried to serve his country which is more than half of you faggots will do
>goes out of his way to support veterans
>loves the 2nd amendment
>hes fucking jacked
You guys are such fucking faggots its insane, this is the type of guy I would want representing my country

>this is the type of guy I would want representing my country

>he tried to represent your country
>he dropped out because it was too hard

>Mexicans will forgive anyone for anything because muh shekels (Murderous drug lords, corrupt beaurocrats, etc)
Color me surprised...

This is considered tall in the lands south of wall

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HES AN AMERICAN MANLY MAN THAT LOVES HIS BITCHES AND STEAKS YEEEEHAWWWW. GOTTA GROW A BEARD AND DRINK THAT WHISKEY BECAUSE OF AMENDMENTS YA'LL. WITH ONE FINGER ON THE TRIGGER AND ANOTHER ONE ON YOUR MUMMA THIS SON OF A BITCH IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RED.WHITE.N.BLUE! POKER? HE CAN POKE HER ANY TIME HE WANTS BECAUSE HE'S A GOD DAMN AMERICAN AND THAT'S ALL THE FREEDOM HE NEEDS. WOOOOH YEAH, NAVY SEALS? FUCK EM, WHO NEEDS TO BE A SEAL WHEN YOUR A FRIGGIN EAGLE?! DAN FUCKING BLIZERIAN. LEGS DAYS ARE FOR COMMUNIST PINKOS! REAL MEN BENCH AND CURL TILL THEY HURL! FUCKING COMMUNISTS THINKING I GOTTA WORK FOR A LIVIN?! FUCK THAT MY DADDY DID ALL THE WORK FOR ME BECAUSE HE'S THE SHIT. WOOOOH YEAH, FUCK I LOVE BEING A MANLY MAN.

Skips leg day

Kek he didn't pass BUD/s several times. That's not serving your country.
He had every advantage available to him and he still couldn't hack it. I'm so happy poor farm hands end up becoming SEALs instead of these priviliged cucks.

Didn't get get kicked out of BUD/S for not being good enough? I heard he even tried to buy his way in with his daddy's money.

>dropped out of the hardest and most insane training in the world for a special forces group
>around seven out of ten people drop out
>those people have to qualify for BUDS and are some of the Most physically fit and mentally fit people in the world
>le pussy XD XPPPP

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not the hardest training
legion is way harder

he didnt drop out but was kicked out for being a insufferable cunt

hi dan

HELLO I AM DAN BLAZIKEN PLEASE REMOVE THIS PAGE I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR HATRED AND JELLY I WILL GIVE EACH OF YOU TROLLING FAGGOTS EXACTLY ONE FERRARI OF YOUR CHOICE TO FUCK OFF AND NEVER EVEN MENTION MY NAME AGAIN LANKLET BITCHES

>Hardest and most insane
>Who are the Spetsnaz
>Literally got kicked out for being an asshole to the instructors and have the range safety of a drunken 5 year old
>HAs had drug addictions and heart attacks since

>Dan Blaziken

Degenerate af.

Got dealt with a good hand though

>daddy has enough money that he LITERALLY can dedicate all day, every day for an entire year to getting into shape for BUDS
>still can't hack it

We have the SAS(R) over here - SF reserve - the standards are the same for the reserve guys as they are for the normal military. They joke that you can only pass it if you're already in the military or unemployed, such is the level of training you need to do. And yet civvies make it; guys with jobs, guys with careers.

This midget faggot has ALL FUCKING DAY to work out and all that money to help him and he still couldn't hack it. And what's worse is he won't shut up about it.

Seriously this.

He lives larger than life and is generally pretty based.

There's no dishonor in failing at buds.

If you want to make fun of someone for being a cosmically insecure human trainwreck, at least shoot for Rich Piana.

>legion is way harder

Which is why half the legion is stick figure africans.

Essentially a 15 year old girl in the body of a middle aged man.

Sorry fags, but there's nothing "alpha" about a 30-something trust fund douche who pays women to pose in his photos. Everything he does reeks of attention-whoring insecurity.

Also, as others have pointed out, he's a midget who lies about his height.

>overcompensating
>shallow and pretentious
>money from daddy
>never worked a day in his life
>degenerate
>armenian
>manlet

how can you even like him?

>how can you even like him?

You kind of have to feel a little bit sympathetic for a guy that wants to be Tyrion Lannister when he grows up.

He wants everyone to think he's a SEAL so bad.
From the beard, wearing Camo pattern everywhere, to the amount of guns he owns.
He even paid to get a role as a SEAL in Lone Survivor and got upset when he had no lines and screen time of under a minute.
Literally the most insecure man on earth.

only in your imagination

Except he's not even 5'9." More like a weak 5'7."

He's so insecure that he has his social media manager lie for him...

gq-magazine.co.uk/article/dan-bilzerian-sizeable-update-2-and-a-half-inches

You know why he's always wearing boots? To hide his lifts. Pic very related.

I know people richer than him who actually earned their own wealth. Completely opposite people. Introverted, very smart, and generally don't give a shit about the rules. As opposed to spastic douchebags who spend all their money on vanity. Only trust fund babies and gold diggers spend that much on vanity.

His wannabe operator act with the 20 versions of the same guns and weirdly shaped beard to cover up his turk face makes gun owners look bad.

is this pic shopped?

Being so detached from labour he is the ultimate degenerate, his "super macho" life is an empty one in which he has never experienced the joys and suffering of work. He is the ultimate Capitalist poster boy - "don't worry about real substance, instead live the life you want and enjoy it. Don't care about the collective, or your fellow countryman, just spend your money and be happy". He's a fool that 10/10 would be up against the wall.

Every penny he has has been his laundered from the money his dad stole from a Ponzi scheme

Fäggot who compensating for his shitty chin with a gay ass beard

not politics, slide thread, fuck off, saged, reported

No. It was taken directly from his facebook page.

Paid his way to being a SEAL wannabe in a movie with Denzel. Again, no speaking role and about 40 seconds if screentime which includes him being choked with barb wire

someone make a Damn Blaziken wojack already

Capitalism is symbolized by working to earn your wealth. He's a symbol for the new American oligarchy.

I'm giving him 5'6" here.

Bilzerian isn't nearly as bad as the pathetic fanboys who live vicariously through his act. And it IS a fucking act.

"Yo man, you're just JELLY."

Of his money? Yeah. I wish my father was a white-collar criminal who gave me a multi-million dollar trust fund. But I sure as fuck wouldn't use the cash to become some "macho" stereotype on social media. The genuine playboys of the world (like the late James Hunt) just do their thing without flaunting it in everyone's face. desiring constant "likes" from strangers is beta as fuck, even if you own 50+ guns and have sex with whores each night.

>grows up

"He who does not work, neither shall he eat", I disagree with your view on Capitalism being about earning your wealth but I'm willing to agree that Dan is part of this new Saudi style degeneracy that needs to be stopped.

Naw, he's always got that super saiyan aura around him.


>a fucking leaf

I don't particularly care about him. Does he do any actual harm? Seems to believe in some degree of trickle down economics, at least through sluts and gun/yacht merchants.

jelly of his money and guns but otherwise his displays of wealth are tacky and vapid.

Still 6/10 jelly though

can't find the victory poker youtube video where blitz and friends destroy a schoolbus with ARs
that was a pretty fun watch

Underrated post. I just learned about this a couple of weeks ago. But have heard of him for years.

Link to ama?

>blaziken

Dubs of truth. His fanbase is 16 year old mexicans and frat bros who run trains on ugly chicks and want to grow up to be drug lords and CEOs despite spending half of their income on weed and never have come up with an original idea in their life.

there's something weird about him

he has money, a big jaw, muscles

so why does he pay prostitutes to take pictures with him? anyone with his physique could just put a picture on tinder and get tons of matches

maybe hes secretly gay?

Holy shit wtf, hes a joke.

overcompensating proto-dwarf with an inferiority complex, too much money, and no life goal other than being relevent.

That makes no sense.

For all the bitches he's fucked and the life he's lived I think it would be worth it to get herpes

U MAKA NO SENSE HOMBRE

He makes money off instagram and the prostitutes he hires are also instagram whores. Basically he's just "keeping it in the family" in a sense. Being able to link to the escorts instagrams draws more publicity when people are screaming "sauce! sauce! sauce!" on all the whores pictures

I don't think his lifestyle would work if he didn't do it this way since he is essentially a manchild and has no redeeming qualities other than appearance for why women would want to flock to him. I'm sure he could get many gold diggers but not on a consistent basis like he requires to maintain his instagram. Plus the gold diggers would also need a way to actually take his money from him, like marriage, which would also threaten his instagram business.

Don't know him personally but he represents everything I hate about America. Vain, has no real values, worships materialism and shows status through wealth instead achievement. Also he's a total beta when a Finn gets in.

so this....is the power...of dan blizerian....wow

he's just a rich keemstar

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