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*gives you attention*

Britain

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*falls in love*

based CBC

wish i could be a parasite crawling up inside her vagina making her infertile and killing her meaning she spent her last few years with me

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Broken Britain

BAD post.

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annihilation on netflix in two weeks lads

might have sex with a semi-trap on Saturday.

i have 2 reservations though:
1) recently ive been averaging 2-3 boys a week and i reckon i might need to slow down a bit
2) what if he looks too much like a girl and i cant get it up

hmmm

just found out i'm the descendant of a lord lads

Fuck me lads why's the world so shit? Just have a little gander at BBC News. No wonder we're a nation of pessimists. Our media's fucking horrid. Not a single piece of good news, apparently. Not a single happening that isn't dogshit.

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stick with proper boys

just found out im a direct descendant of jesus christ lads

just watch russell howard's good news

>teehee im bent btw :v

This is the global news though. Or is that the joke.

>one in eight woman raped
a believable statistic

fuck off you wog cunts

well, you both ARE massive virgins

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keke

ah yes the label everything he draws man

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no you aren't
be quiet

My probation case worker threatened to send my case back to court because I wouldn't admit that I need to change my behaviour and work on stuff

I ended up talking about work and how I'm behaving in a passive aggressive way
I've got to do 20 RAR days, that's a victims awareness course, a victim empathy course and a anger management one

Looks like shit version of the real future

pissing myself at this

i walk a lonely road.

oh my the anal pain in the replies

going to Paris alone
going to look like a right mong among the couples and groups

recently learnt that this haircut is literally called 'meet me at mcdonalds'. you literally have to ask the barber for a meet me at mcdonalds.

the american experiment gone awry

you mean niggers

w2c

don't take the subway, it is the worst part of going to paris

ooh check you out. treat yourself to something nice while you're there poppet, you deserve it x

waheyyy get fucked poley

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beautiful face but the curly hair is so dated

literally?

why don't yanks care how weird he is? regardless of whether you agree with him or not on stuff, he's so incredibly weird. don't know how they manage to ignore it desu

just say what they want you to say you spastic little fucker
do you want to go to jail?

made a cup of tea midway through typing that post and forgot i'd literally already literally said literally. am annoyed that my laps has detracted from the point of my post.

why?

>ignore it
yeah they've all been pretty quiet about Trump since he got elected, right?

it's friday lads
the runts will be out in full force tonight

That was some G shit mangs

what the fuck

none of them talk about how weird he is lad. reckon yanks must see it all as normal.

why do people idolise beta males?

>my laps
why do you have multiple laps you fat fuck

wish i was a fucking nutter and had a reason to be a NEET. but alas, i am just a humble and lazy degenerate. epicccccc

load of bollocks, are countrys getting invaded by refugees as we speak. will close the fucking border with my bare hands if i have to

I would like a short trip to jail, it'd be an adventure

The tricky fucking thing is I don't know what he wants me to say
He asks questions like a counsellor, expecting me to figure our what he's actually asking then reply with an essay

>jesus was a virgin
Well I guess that settles it, Fucking a prostitute does not count as losing your virginity

feels like my head is going to explode

I've survived on 9 hours of sleep since Sunday night. 9 hours of sleep in 5 nights. Christ

yeah certainly haven’t seen someone mention his skin colour or his hair once

maybe they're more focused on his policies, rather than him. fucking pleb.

FUCK OFF I MEANT LAPSE REEEEEE

I have to have 9 hours of sleep minimum every night.

don't care

it's pretty obvious that you don't say that you don't need to change
and it wouldn't be an adventure when you get converted to radical islam and shanked by a member of britain first would it

what you planning on doing while your there?

>it's a "x is funny because it's written in my dialect" episode

blacks are literally just dark skinned scots

he's probably some provincial from a city without an underground metro system; that being said the paris metro stinks like shit and is filled with questionable characters

Italy is the country that contributed most to worls culture and they have the highest black admixture

willies or vaginas?

northern Italy, not southern italy

Extremely inefficient to get anywhere, not really comfortable, unhygienic in some places, 'slightly) unsafe in others, it's mainly used by the poors and the beggars.
Most people who dislike paris actually just dislike the subway, since that's where you'll spend most of your day if you don't rent a car.
We have cheap car or bycicle rental services, try these.

back from uni toil

You mean I'd join Britain First and get shanked by a paki

I thought I could be honest with my replies when I said I didn't need to change. I didn't want to cuck myself

just come out the cold shower

mm sweetie it seems you’re confusing south italians with based lombard (langobards) master race

would go travelling but i dont have anyone to go with. dont see the point in going by yourself.

same for lots of things actually. got lots of things i'd love to do but doing them solo seems hollow.

in fact, i dont consider life worth living unless you have someone to share it with.

tragically, i've been completely alone my entire life.

im probably going to kill myself 2bh.

*observes the thread*

reckon i could heem a dalek easily. i'd run into the cunt and topple him onto his side

groups of lgbt weirdos are people in their 20s with the mindsets of 12-14 year olds, probably because this is the first time they've had friends cause they were obviously unpopular in school

You wake up in Skyrim tomorrow and for reasons unkown you can't get a Nord, Breton or Redguard waifu. Which race do you marry?

07549863877 pls ring me, ask for pete thx

why do you need somebody to go with are you that much of a insecure little beta?

stop replying to amer you fucking mong

Imperial or Wood Elf obviously

dont think its to do with that no

Greatly enjoy my bum filled with milky Mexican filling
Daren't ask what the filling is made of though

lads..

I'll reply to who I like you can't stop me

literally me (except not a bender haha)

don't ever try to guess who i am, eskimo, because you'll always be wrong.
You know why ? I'm just that much better than you, in every way. I'm out of your field of possibility.
don't @ me

got the willy out wahey

lads would you look at this cow

did someone say cow?

Installed Morowind when I was 13 and chose Redguard because I thought black guys were cool

pics haha

Shan't be looking at that cow.

which one

starting the 4th wank of the day