I'm a staffer with the Clinton campaign, just in Ohio for a few days. The campaign is literally falling apart. Clinton and Kaine are growing more violent towards each other behind the scenes, her advisors are all considering jumping ship, and Clinton herself is starting to gain huge amounts of weight. I've personally been delivering more and more psychosis medication to her over the past few weeks ever since the DNC. Whatever poker face she had in the public eye before this week is likely going to fade away very soon, the presidency is literally giving her full-on seizures and dangerous bowel spasms. I've heard her screaming behind locked doors about how she can't keep up the charade anymore and that she has absolutely nothing ready for the debates in terms of an opening statement or grasp of the English language. Debbie Wasserman Schultz has just announced she will leave the campaign, and she will likely followed by the bulk of Clinton's advisory team, leaving her dead in the water, because this woman doesn't know politics to save her life. She knows she'll bomb at the debates, she knows her poll numbers are fraudulent, she knows everyone with any common sense in her own campaign is getting the fuck outta dodge before it crashes and burns.
I've been wanting to say this for weeks now and I don't have anywhere else to go without taking to the press. If you have a question please ask. They'll never know I came here.
I think you accidentally, in your bait, posted the truth
Alexander Hernandez
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Anthony Mitchell
My dad works for Nintendo
Sebastian Gutierrez
>I'm a staffer with the Clinton campaign No you're not faggot. Now fuck off.
Zachary Butler
>I'm a staffer with the Clinton campaign, just in Ohio for a few days. And what, you decided to take a much needed break to see the Pyramids?
David Hughes
ITT: Butthurt shills in such denial that they reply to this b8 pasta unironically.
Jose Rivera
>not realizing CTR and staffers use proxies
Camden Rodriguez
buy a bulletproof vest, you might need it
Isaac Mitchell
I also work for the campaign. Shes on, among other things, 75mg amitryptamines, will try to get you an empty container with her pseudonym (Karen K) on it tomorrow
Brayden Murphy
Clinton is finished. These ctr shill tears are de-li-cious
Brody Cooper
Shill
Nicholas Wood
Go to bed, Bill. You're not well.
John Scott
Trump is the one whos not fit to be president! She has some balance issues, no big deal. Stop spreading lies op! Plus your flag clearly says your overseas anyways. You can't be in Ohio!
Andrew Carter
Cool story Ahmed, but we all know it's bullshit coz if it was real you'd be dead by the end of tommorow thanks to CTR snitches.
Jaxson Adams
His doctors say if he continues on the campaign, he's going to stroke out before November, hence the reason he has been sabotaging the campaign
Andrew Watson
:)
Nicholas Baker
They could just mask their IP. America is a big country there champ.
If they're going to put their proxy in Ahmed country, who the fuck is going to believe them?
>replying to an obvious copypasta >undeserved quints SAGE
Joshua Scott
Hillary's Blue Pants Suit here, just got back from vacation at the dry cleaners & I can confirm this.
Austin Russell
Keep it up and you'll be dining on ramen tonight.
Ayden Gonzalez
oy vey
Noah Garcia
I want to believe.
Anthony Russell
No you're not. Only a handful of people have that kind of access to her and they are all fiercly loyal.
>source:just trust me
Charles Russell
this pasta is already stale >egypt >clinton staffer
Owen Gonzalez
You think that now.
One who is loyal to the truth of a cause becomes bent a little more every day as you expose that cause for what it is.
Yes, even lap dogs can be broken in this manner.
Luis Ramirez
Prettymuch everyone knows Clinton is dying at this point
Leo Stewart
Hillary has two kinds of insiders. Loyal and dead.
Aaron Moore
No you don't understand. The only staffer that would be trusted with that sort of info is Huma, period.
>thinking hillary ever rages out anywhere where anyone but trusted confidants can hear.
No low level bs advance team staffer would know any of this. Which is what, "in Ohio for a few days" would imply.
James Miller
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Alexander Reed
>not recognizing this copy pasta
Cooper Powell
It must be bait. Because despite what you autists here seem to think. Hillary is really one of the greatest policy wonks of our time and is going to destroy Trump in any traditional debate.
>source:again just trust me
Benjamin Torres
Eventually her price ceases being high enough. The duplicity is pretty apparent to me...
Nathaniel Sullivan
>when you see it
Holy shit you're right
Michael Hughes
U know she tracks you. Thinking that proxy hides your identity? It's over. Same fagging got you caught.
Xavier Walker
Was using a proxy. Here ya go.
Ryan Bennett
She may have an edge in policy but that is shrinking as Trump is re-writing what policy is going to be in the future and she is having to adjust to the public demand for transparency and diminished international meddling. Also, Trump will destroy her thoroughly on stage as he is more than able to shout her down and make her cringe like the granny she is.
She's dying of something and her inability to withstand a shouting match will prove to be her downfall.
She'll get off script and say something she will regret and won't be able to talk back later: the truth.
Cameron Martin
what
Luke Johnson
>in any traditional debate
good luck with thtat.
Jose Gomez
She is quite closed, but she has more outlets than a single adviser, and people do talk.
Unless you choose to believe she is the director of her policy platform.
No matter, I've seen this play out a dozen times before. It will be no different, despite her best efforts.
Anthony Wilson
She's gone rogue. It's time for her to get Mossad'd
Elijah Campbell
Forget all that. I just want sputtering sharts and a grand mal seizure
Matthew Perez
Planning for presidential race for last 15 years, staff of thousands with a budget of hundreds of millions and no one has bothered to some up with even an idea of what to say in the single most important event of the residential race.
Fake and gay.
Justin Peterson
>dangerous bowel spasms
Caleb Morales
Trump and Kek (PBUH) will provide.
Nicholas Lee
>policy wonks hello talking point. we know where that belongs.
Isaiah Cook
>Budget of hundreds of millions >Staff of thousands
Could barely beat Bernie 'Top Cuck' Sanders
''Women Power'' not even once
Landon Hill
This is pasta
Jordan Hill
witnessed
Jayden Campbell
Kaine had better be careful! If Kaine does not obey Hillary might have to have him murdered.
Matthew Ward
We are all dying friend... speaking out against the Clintons is quite dangerous.
Liam Harris
I sure hope so.
I hope it's like my grandparents.
Long, slow, gurgling drum roll of a fart.
Total lack of sphincter control.
Goddammit, I almost have to vote for the old crone.
Jaxson James
egypt?... 1-it sthis is legit this guy know who kills the past 3 guys oposed she. xD
2-if its legit, stay on the ship and try to record somethin, xD, you can do a shit ton of money with that in the future wen all tings go cold.
Luke Reyes
how do we meme kaine into crashing the campaign?
Luis Ward
Get enough people to say he cheated on his wife like Cruz
Nathan Peterson
maybe a closet homosexual?
Jose Nelson
...
Dominic Perez
In english now please
Jason Brown
Is this Mel Gibson or Tim Allen?
Elijah Nelson
Big Hill, Big Hill A crown grows out her head Big Hill, Big Hill To Arab gold is wed. Tear down the border, Take those guns away, Big Hill, Big Hill I'll vote for her today.
Big Hill, Big Hill Queen of ghetto slums, Big Hill, Big Hill To Goldman Sachs she comes. We are ye servants, We are ye transvestites. Big Hill takes money from Qatar To fight for womyn's rights.
