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How much did you get?

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Hippie faggot

>like, more government man, let's just share the wealth haha

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I'd be more Authoritarian than that, but this test is shite anyway.

We should hang!

I'm -5.38 left/right and -7.59 Authoritarian/Libertarian

You people are faggots. I'm almost dead center.

What the fuck is with these leftists. And left libertarian to boot, left libertarianism makes even less sense than communism you retards

These questions are shit.

>I'd always support my country, whether it was right or wrong.
My government or my people? How can my country be wrong? Or how can it be wrong to support my people?

I don't really understand wtf lefty libertarians are. These are the people who want the government to take care of them 100% but don't want the government to make them work for food stamps?

Test is shit tho

>Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races.
You can only strongly agree with this if you're white.

Why is the poster of these threads always in the green? MAYBE U SUM KINDA SHILL?

Left libertarians are simply people who don't understand politics at all, but aren't at the "I don't give a single fuck" level as a centrist is.

maybe it's because I am a communist lad? The real thing that doesn't make sense is believing that the sands of time has stopped and we're living in the end times.

>left libertarianism

Why are there so many green tards here today?

>believing that the sands of time has stopped
What?

Anyway, I don't even know why you post that if you're a commie. Anyone who isn't in the green should be utterly embarrassed to end up in the green enough to not post it, even if the test is shit.

Lol commie fag. Kys.

the real Utopian belief around here is that capitalism is the end of history and dialectics has ended.

It goes from "We hate overbearing governments but we also like social benefits" to communist uprising in one step. It doesn't follow logically, but that's what I get for taking the bait.

Get somewhere around here, sometimes a bit different but usually in this area.

>How much did you get?

That's the point of it though.
You can't have a small government with good social benefits.
The chain of logic they use does hop into extremes really quickly but they're not wrong

I didn't know they allowed people to use the internet in the psych ward

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THE BANTER IS UNREAL.

one of these tests is not like the others...

Yeah you can have a government with a lot of freedoms and social benefits. The issue is the leap in logic, and attacks the upper left instead of the lower left. Maybe if they better explained how that happened it would make sense.

Capitalism is a symptom of the spiritual vacuum that is the Kali Yuga:

>Rulers will become unreasonable: they will levy taxes unfairly.
>Rulers will no longer see it as their duty to promote spirituality, or to protect their subjects: they will become a danger to the world.
>People will start migrating, seeking countries where wheat and barley form the staple food source.
>"At the end of Kali-yuga, when there exist no topics on the subject of God, even at the residences of so-called saints and respectable gentlemen of the three higher varnas [guna or temperament] and when nothing is known of the techniques of sacrifice, even by word, at that time the Lord will appear as the supreme chastiser."
>Avarice and wrath will be common. Humans will openly display animosity towards each other. Ignorance of dharma will occur.
>People will have thoughts of murder with no justification and will see nothing wrong in that.
>Lust will be viewed as socially acceptable and sexual intercourse will be seen as the central requirement of life.
>Sin will increase exponentially, while virtue will fade and cease to flourish.
>People will take vows and break them soon after.
>People will become addicted to intoxicating drinks and drugs.

Are you implying that their level of caring about politics in spite of being retarded is a good thing? Because these are the people running around like stupid assholes attacking others over political views because they thing political affiliation is some kind of gang warfare.

So you're suggesting that NatSoc is the only economic and political system which puts its people as a priority?

>Multinational companies are unethically exploiting the plant genetic resources of developing countries.

What does this mean? Plant genetic resource wtf.

I mean it's not a good thing for us normal conservative people, obviously.

But people who simply refuse to care about the future of the world AT ALL are still worse in my eyes than people who do and are just horribly misguided/stupid about it.

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are you ok mate? Need a cuppa and a chat?

As a Marxist I believe Capitalism is fucking great and much better than feudalism. Look at all these things I can use, look at all the wonders of the industrial revolution and the scientific progress capitalism has brought on.

absolutely reddit & tumblr

I'm a Monarchist though.

>judging someone's political views by the least accurate political quiz
political compass tells you nothing and is ran by a highly biased staff

also, trump is not far from "tumblr" on your graph

Yeah. You should.

Leave me and my wife's sons bank account alone

>monarchist
>not top Right
>Disgraceful

Yeah, for Europe. For the UK I think a Constitutional monarchy with a heavy focus on Tradition would be the best bet as we need politically impartial ambassadors for trade and pomp and sermon.

I doubt either of these things would happen because world war 1&2 fucked everything up irrevocably, namely our class system and central European Nationalism essentially being blacklisted and derided.

>he thinks Tsarist Russia was ultra-capitalist

Why are there so many commies on Sup Forums?

Kill yourselves, untermenschen.

both Sup Forumsitics and reddit-tier trash are both touchy feely politics with no philosophy or thought behind it. SJW shit, anti-SJW shit all take place in this nice little liberal world we live in which always for radical beliefs as long as they're kept to yourself or your group.

Follow this guide, if you're in "fucking statist" GTFO

That's purple and it'd be athoritarian eitherway so you're the faggot and disgrace here.

I don't mind yours. This is mine

Made me chuckle

Scale o right and left denotes economics you retard. If you are in the top right you are just an authoritarian ultra-capitalist.

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>Look at all these things I can use, look at all the wonders of the industrial revolution and the scientific progress capitalism has brought on.


How does that contradict my statement that we are in an age of spiritual death? You've just mentioned distractions and the industrial revolution has brought nothing but suffering to the world. People are living for longer due to medical technology, long after they were due to die. Have you ever looked after someone with end stage dementia? That's what mindless technological progress combined with the spiritual death of society looks like.

HH

Very wrong, pls die

Do you not know what libertarian means dumbass?

No. Don't reply to me or you're violating the NAP

lol nice joke, and nice dubs!

Reasonable human being enters

What makes you think this implies not caring at all?

You think if somebody isn't either full communist or AnCap then they don't care about economy? You think people who aren't either Stalin or a completely lawless nigger don't care about how we are governed?

This chart simply says I support some market regulations and oppose others. I support some law enforcement without granting complete authority over every aspect of my life or allowing complete lawlessness.

>hurr I'm right in the middle and so moderate therefore I'm the most reasonable and logical

Centrists are disgusting nihilistic fuckers

No shit, they're centrist/left biased.

You're violating my safe space violating my NAP
>grabs S&W nuke 2.5MT
PREPARE FOR NUKE!

You don't truly hate jews unless you deny their economics freedom and distribute the wealth of the jews to your gentile brothers.

Real communists are at the bottom left of the compass.

What's the symbol on the far left?

>Ive conveniently found myself in a time period where I agree with nobody
>my opinions can't be wrong that's why no one agrees with me
>I'm kind of above this all really
If you're neutral you're just gonna GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY SOMEONE STRONGER THEN YOU

Bump. More people should be talking about this. I'm not necessarily sold on monarchy, but I'm open to it and would like to see it discussed more. I think there's a certain smugness about democracy where we've been raised to think it's the greatest thing ever and any other alternatives are instantly dismissed and shit on.

I like you Krautbro.

But all nihilists that happen to hold political views are liberals in most cases.

Knew the mad was coming. You don't know how I got in the middle. I am a Nazi, bro

>grab
>like it's lying around
>but it's never gonna get transported to you

Oops replied to the wrong person.I meant to reply to him.

I thought Luddites died out? Are you living in some shite cave on the Isle of Mann or something?

Europe is about clinging on to traits like virtue and duty whilst simultaneously forging our place on Earth.

I honestly don't give two shits about some daemon bollocks you're talking about, because it is neither true or relevant.

Republicanism is the way to go my friend, any nostalgia for being classcucked is wrong and should be left in the past.

This
It comes from a more rounded perspective. I strongly dislike degeneracy and favors truth and efficiency.

The retards who flip out about this are either commie/ancap and stalin/nigger tier. They think being realistic instead of idealistic means being neutral or apathetic.

Cool

Except you're wrong

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You're retarded. You literally just described the Jewish religion's system of government. Who do you think made that Marxist shit famous in the first place?

So which are you, faggot? AnCap or Communist? Stalin or complete nigger libertarian?

Yeah, fuck you if you're any of those.

If you're a Nazi how the fuck did you even get in the middle?

>Centrism is realism, everyone else is an idealist
Oh brother, that's as gay as the people who say "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist!". As if not being idealistic was something to be proud of in the first place.

So which are you, faggot? AnCap or Communist? Stalin or complete nigger-tier libertarian?

Taxation is theft. We need a voluntary military police squad to kill miscegenates, faggots and those who commit usury. Fuck the homeless.

Oh lol. I'd say autism is more the purple square though judging by lolbertarians

marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1844/jewish-question/

Here's an essay by Marx on why "Jewish politics" shouldn't exist because Jews should give up their Jewishness to exist in Europe.

Good meme brah

I'm a bit surprised, because I'm pretty far-right.

This is absolute, utter bullshit.
Shitty test, I'm not a fucking commie.

You are a better damned commie than I.

Don't blow an artery. I already posted my compass.

My chart must be misleading some of you into believing that I wouldn't lynch ever commie and AnCap nigger on the same tree.

Great job representing small government faggot

Everyone please refer to this guide.

it's more autistic to think everyone can get along in a socialist paradise like the mid far-left

the founding fathers are in the purple square, very based. the typical fedora-wearing neckbearded libertarian aspie would probably fall in between the founding fathers and armstrong/ancap

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>implying Jews weren't manipulated to keep Russia in the war via the Balfour Declaration that helped create Israel

You think Marx asking the Jews for allegiance to the state instead of their religion negates the actual history of communist Jewishness that dates back prior to written history?

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Oh good you're not a commie or a libertarian nigger.

Pretty Good