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Luke Myers
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Andrew Powell
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Jordan Johnson
>turn on new orleans stream
>bunch of obese sows singing in spanish
of course
Zachary Kelly
might have sex with a semi-trap on Saturday.
i have 2 reservations though:
1) recently ive been averaging 2-3 boys a week and i reckon i might need to slow down a bit
2) what if he looks too much like a girl and i cant get it up
hmmm
still not sure
have literally no idea what im going to do when i meet him tomorrow
Robert Ward
sophie
Henry Clark
>it's MINE, I brought this from home!
CRYING with laughter
Aiden Perry
Less funny than the original they're making fun of.
youtube.com
Hunter Brown
didnt ask
dont care
fuck off
William Gonzalez
MWAAAAH
Levi Rivera
>2) what if he looks too much like a girl and i cant get it up
ah yes the bum-bandit's dilemma
Jeremiah Bell
do NOT care
Jeremiah Baker
tell me why is the UK so hard to invade
Jack Rivera
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Angel Richardson
bet her brains mush
Jaxson Russell
>muahaaaaaaaaa the french...
Brayden Cox
hard cunts innit
Hunter Davis
But aren't Brits just white people?
Chase White
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
Ryder James
really hate normans lads.
Gavin Rivera
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Easton Sanders
just worked out i've been shitposting on this website for 50% of my life
what a fucking waste, why are we here lads
Connor Bailey
business idea: become an assassin and kill Oxford bender
Grayson Thomas
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Aaron Cooper
why do we let germans create these threads
anyway im off to the shop lads, anybody need anything?
Angel Hill
not difficult but why would you want to invade a country with useless stupid inbreded mongs?
Colton Adams
>bender
>neutrotypical
Mason Flores
cracking norks
Joseph Morris
cornetto
Thomas Clark
cheese and tomato sandwich from sainsburies please thanks
Brayden Smith
Almost 1,000 motorists per day have been fined in just five months for driving along bus lanes on a Manchester road.
Since September, 149,898 drivers were fined for infringing bus lane rules in Oxford Road, south of the city centre.
Adrian Cruz
pretty sure hes an expat
Ethan Diaz
anyone here injaculate?
Parker Turner
4 cans of k cider
Julian James
*bonks it on the nose*
Nolan Ortiz
That road is fucking retarded, using the bus lane is the only way to turn without causing a massive fucking accident
Isaac Richardson
Thinking about volunteering to help mental health in the community. I'm a decent looking lad so I think I could work with lesbians and help them become heterosexual or at least bisexual.
Robert Diaz
>forcing single mothers to work nights just so you can stock up on junk snacks after midnight
The absolute state of Anglos.
Jack Foster
get AIDS faggot
Angel Gutierrez
i live in actual poverty lmao
don't know a single lad who didn't have to find work asap after leaving school to help their single mothers pay for the house
have had plenty of heart to heart conversations with the lads about how fucked up it is most of our wages go to helping our parents pay for the house while neetoids get free money
Jack Cruz
the gf
Austin Wilson
>be american
>walking on the pavement
>see another american on the other side of the road
>oh fuck, better not look him in the eye
>accidentally make eye contact with him
>he crosses the road
>shit
>walks up to me with AR15 in hand
>get shot
Joshua Turner
wow last time the UK was invaded was in 1066
Lucas Perry
>off to the shop
>at 11pm
Liam Green
post picture
Ryan King
How is this even possible wtf?
bbc.co.uk
>A suspected drug dealer who has refused to use the toilet for 37 days is at "risk of death", a court has heard.
Ian Watson
Do they make them with small male genitals also?
Asher Martinez
really sorry to hear this as much as I hate myself and my life the one thing I am truly greeatful for is having a bit of money
Lincoln Wright
i am a proud non haver of sex
Xavier Barnes
>middle aged women
>doing literally anything but the hours they want
get a grip lad. fucking middle aged women tell their managers to fuck off in tesco, its the young people who do all the shitty hours
Parker Jones
like i said, we're the strongest race in the world
Noah Taylor
Irish subhumans
Jordan Morris
He'll be puking regularly to avoid it coming out the other end. It happens, but most guys give up after a couple of days because of how unbelievably painful it is
Justin Hall
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Jace Cruz
37 days and no one has brought up the suggestion to put laxatives in the food.
Christopher Nguyen
Someone should tell all these muslims who treat this country like they conquered it fair and square.
Anthony Gonzalez
but why
Wyatt Hall
youtube.com
mate sent me this. very uplifting want to dance
Dominic Ross
Fallout 4 was shite. Fair enough if you like it but if you really enjoyed new vegas it should be a massive disappointment.
Christian Rodriguez
Please put an asterisk in your name so people don't mistake me for a filthy nonce
Carson Sanchez
That would be assault user. In the west we consider forcibly medicating people who are able to make decisions for themselves to be a bad thing
Cameron Brown
Liberalism, capitalism, and globalism are the best things that have ever happened.
Lucas Collins
anyone seen that kenco advert with stephen merchant? i swear he says soyboy in it
Chase Johnson
pretty sure drugging people against their will is against the law
Evan Bennett
about 40% for me
Benjamin Ross
unrionically yes
Ryan Butler
Brendan Fraser was sexually abused
what the fuck
Connor Hill
dont think I've ever seen k-cider in an offie, not sure what you're on about
Christopher Cox
The london experience
Jonathan Ross
>He added that getting the suspected drugs Mr Chambers allegedly has inside him was the "cherry on the cake" and was not necessarily crucial evidence.
poo cake lol
Christian Ward
They'd be doing him a favour. How does someone hold his poop in for 37 days anyway?
Noah Smith
would you not just shit yourself
Dylan Green
Hi Mini russia
Justin Perry
my mum had to remortgage the house because all i wanted to do was get drunk, smoke weed and buy drugs off dealers on credit instead of getting a job. if i couldn't scrounge enough money to pay them back i'd steal from my mum.
the guilt killsme haha
Parker Gomez
he was a very pretty man. why wouldnt he be abused
Jace Ross
Hey USA
Justin Wright
still has a bit too much of the uncanny valley thing going on
Hunter Reyes
Chads are singing Queen.
earthcam
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Brody Perez
>mathsyank got swatted
What a brilliant day
Ayden Torres
Puking and really really not wanting the police to get those drugs.
Isaac Jackson
>the government should be able to lace your food with drugs for their own gain
ahhh yes, a typical german response
Carter Peterson
Erm, I meant female dolls with flaccid male genitals.
Gabriel Fisher
grim mate hope you help her out now
Lucas Hughes
I would shit myself after like 2 days
Wyatt Myers
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Aiden Cruz
because somebody needs to be
Brayden Gonzalez
lithuania is mini poland you vacuous hispanic monkey
Kayden Reyes
imagine if some old fart grabbed your arse and you just did nothing about it
like not even knock the old cunt over
Nicholas Nguyen
all the baltics are banana republics that belong to russia
Adrian Sullivan
unironically used to have a pedobear plush
Ayden Cook
Soulseek wouldn't lie to me right? If it says 320 it IS 320 right?
Josiah Ortiz
could they not section him, thus making it okay?
William Rivera
W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAMMY
Levi Nelson
One of my cousin's mates went to prison for beating an old man into a coma
Another killed someone in a car crash but the evidence was on snpachat. Gone in 24 hours. Police had no evidence and he is still a free man.
Samuel Cook
I know the feeling. That's why I'm trying to be socially conservative to find a socially conservative wife and not divorce and not have my kid end up in poverty
Julian Morris
delete this immediately
Kevin Carter
why are americans all soooo fat
Liam Clark
imagine if some old fart grabbed your farm and you just did nothing about it
like not even knock the old cunt over
Easton Wood
the fwb
Carter Sanchez
don't remember making any posts this thread and yet I have a (You)
very concerning!