You wake us as Hitler in early 1939

You wake us as Hitler in early 1939.
How do you fix history?

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Declare Jews Master Race.
Put them on the front lines clearing minefields because they are superior at everything.

Don't declare war on the US after Pearl harbor

Kill all the Jews BEFORE declaring war on the US

This.

Support Jews but also support nationalism. Try to correct the record as the Führer.

Let USSR invade Poland first, then attack them and claim you're freeing Poland.

Stop after retrieving clay from poland and austria.
Ally with UK and US to bomb Soviets into the ground.
Get around to the whole jew thing, if I still feel like it.

Liberate Slavs from under Stalin's thumbs, have a horde of slavic apes running wild in Europe.

1- Spread national socialism through Europe not by force
2- Ally the USA
3- Convince USA and Japan they shouldn't kill each other and are potential trade and strategic friends

invade russia in winter

no seriously, move the troops a bit in the cold months and then rush them in the hot months

ignore your jewish masters and don't invade sssr

Side with the slavs and wipe out all non slavic/germanic people

I can't speak German...

Shave

Protect the king against jewish coup

Elaborating further.

1. Support with money and arms fascist parties. Have trade and alliance agreements with fascist countries. Try to improve relations with swing countries and get them on our influence. Use lots of international propaganda. Infiltrate some left wing parties and so on.

2. Allying the USA could be done with bit by bit trade agreements, having both economies become relatively reliant on each other, and persuading the USA that their strategic interestes are more similar to ours than that of the Brits and the French.

3.Have Japan, Germany and the United States gather in closed meetings to discuss how both of the three of us would like to have all of those French and British colonies under our direct control. Talk about how a transpacific trade relationship between Amrica and the Japanese would be extremely beneficial to both of them, having Japan export all that wood rubber and other raw materials into America in exchange for oil, both industries would grow as a result.

Destroy British/French army at Dirnkirk, push Russians out of Poland and dig in, conquer England with the Italians, show Europe the nazi is actually not that bad, send axis to North Africa and attack Russia with only one front for the German army and all of Europe behind them producing supplies. And for the love of god talk to the Finns about cold weather gear

The first thing do is get Miklós Horthy, the Regent of Hungary, on the horn, and tell him to drop everything and make it his number one priority to locate and apprehend a 9 year old Budapest boy named György Schwartz, AKA George Soros, and deliver him to the custody of the SS.

America knows his shit.

Don't invade Russia

>Ally with UK
What now?

This.

How the fuck would you cover for that? I think the only way would be to fake a massive head injury and work closely with Goebells to cover it up however you could.

I decide to kill all the sand monkeys instead of jews.

USA would have never allied with Germany, they even froze german assets before the war even started.
Keep in mind it had nothing to do with Poland, which was just a pretext, but it was a war of the banking cartel against nationalism and state controlled currency.

fire ribbentrop

Long term thinking right here

ally with US and invade Brittan first.

find all the film reels from the man in the high castle and use them to win the war

Don't invade USSR

kill myself so i dont get cancerous faggots as supporters

Getting the U.S. to ally with Nazi Germany, or just remain neutral, would have been a simple matter of waiting out Roosevelt's tenure. Or even covertly backing his anti-war, pro-neutrality Republican opposition.

Stop after invading Poland and Czech and be considered a german hero for the rest of history.

Wake up, go straight to the bathroom and shave the mustache off.

>Declare jews may stay in Germany so long as they're German first and Jew second
> still deport tons of them/into the camps they go, not for being jews but for being "enemies of the Reich"
> be ready for war secretly but don't invade Poland, white for Russia to strike first, then claim I'm liberating Poland
> work with Americans to get the bomb and drop it on Russia instead of Japan

Left to right Shmuelly. RIF.

You really underestimate the influence of banking cartel and more generally the international jewry in the USA.
USA had to enter war, Hitler had to fall for the sake of the international bankers.

Convince america early to take the side of axis
Put the jews to forced labor instead of ghettos but not kill them until we can't lose the war

That's pretty much all i would change

More like don't divert Army Group Centre south. Barbarossa was a master stroke, but they just fucked it up and failed to realise the potential it offered.

Hillary?

soviet union and france were both in the stages of overhauling their armies. if poland would have just given back germany its territory or if france/uk didn't become the jew and not sign a peace treaty everything would have been fine. there was nothing wrong with hitler reuniting germans under one flag.

jews hated facism well before a few of them died in the holohoax. just look at the 25 points and see if there are any that a jew would want.

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Not invade the rest of Czechoslovakia.

You're heavily overstating the american impact at the very end of the war. you guys refused to declare war on hitler until he did so first almost four years into the war and you didn't fight one single battle until the soviets were pouring into eastern Germany.

You joined for the same reason you joined WWI, so your ruling class (this time kikes) could occupy and rape the losing countries (still continues to this day in Japan and Germany).

Don't persecute anyone (including Jews and other degenerates).

>ow do you fix history?
secret is einstein.

*high five* fuck ya ma burger, that's how we do it

Amend the the antisemitism from "fuck the Jews" to "send Jews back home". Form Jewish SS divisions for the purpose of eventually invading British Palestine.

Sell off the the entire surface fleet to anyone who's buying, get to building some proper carriers instead.

Immediately drop all anti-Soviet rhetoric and invasion plans. USSR is far more valuable as an ally and can help Japan not get BTFO if they get into a fight with 'Merica.

Preferably, don't start any wars. Joining wars started by the eternal anglo is ok.

Don't ally with the Japs. When they attack Pearl Harbor; nothing will happen to Germany

Jews had to pay for tearing apart the country, they refused to join the war and then tried to take over the entire country once Germany was weak. This was justification to expel every desert rat from the country in my opinion.

>early 1939

That's no fun. By this point, the war was railroaded to start within the next year

How true is this meme?
Would an Einstein kidnapping change anything?

Germany deported thousands of kikes and tried to deport all of them to Israel or Madagascar at one point. Thankfully this was added to our curiculum in our school district: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement

avoid war as long as possible and push weapons development to beat everyone to the bomb.

> what is the transfer agreement
Also, why should anyone ally with a government that is calculating for your destruction

No. Einstein wasn't even that big a part of the Manhattan Project

I would probably lean more in the direction of not doing Barbarossa or if I did be prepared for winter and push straight for Moscow

Don't write Mein Kampf

I kill my allies, make a speech for peace and tolerance, invite more jews to join Germany and kill myself.

It was only a matter of time until the Soviets attacked Germany and/or fermented another Jewish revolution. Germans had seen the baltic nations gobbled up and kikes such as Yagoda killing millions of white christians in the eastern plains. It was a pre-emptive strike only kikes can't admit this.

Don't begin any unilateral military actions over Sudentenland and Danzig, instead bolster proxy native movements to demand reunification.

>implying atom bombs were even theoretically possible without general relativity

Send Gobells to Australia to learn native shitposting methods and bantz.

>Also, why should anyone ally with a government that is calculating for your destruction
Because it's a win-win? Soviets don't get the shit invaded out of them and Germany doesn't get its shit pushed in.

>don't assign as many guards to camps
>become allies with ruskies before war.

>developed in 1915

Hitler couldn't do anything about that. The theory was already out there

Invade UK, don't declare war with the US and don't declare war with Stalin until all of Europe is part of Germania

tell scientists to build nukes
give churchill and stalin a v2 for christmas

This was the only solution. If they defeated the UK and installed a vichy type regime the war against the allies would be all but over and they could have entrenched in the east. Germany would have had the airpower after this to prevent any factory bombings and they could have just pounded the Soviet Union for years without much consequence. It was either this or get the nuclear bomb and force peace.

oh, also, industrial agriculture. this would clash with the whole 'ancient traditions of the aryan master race' spiel but it would make the nation basically unstoppable, and eliminate most economic motivation for war.

They'd also need to kill the Soviet spies that leaked information about the conditions that Japan would only attack Russia once Moscow was taken

Or just take Moscow instead of encircling more material so Japan will join

Really if Barbarossa was about seizing cities, Hitler may have won

If the UK was out like France the American oil embargo wouldn't have mattered and the Japanese would have attacked again in the east. People underestimate how effective the allied bombing campaigns were because we're not taught about them. If it was a single front war on the east and Germans had air superiority and all of western europe to tap for manpower the Soviets wouldn't have stood a chance. It was a close enough war as it was.

Defeat the UK in 1940 and Germany wins the war. Obviously it wouldn't have crumbled and submitted as easily as France but it wasn't outside the realm of possibility.

I would resign and hold free elections.

>wasn't outside the realm of possibility
Yes it was. Germany did not have the naval capacity to conduct such a marine operation

All Japan needed to do was attack the USSR instead of the US honestly.

Everything comes down to making more friends than enemies. Diplomacy is a mother fucker. Bismark's strategy for a general European war was simple: There are going to be 5 great powers. The war will be 3 versus 2. Be the 3rd power. Be on the side of 3 of the 5.

Continue building an anti-Comintern alliance throughout western and central Europe including with Poland. You'll get G'dansk (Danzig) eventually. Be patient.

Make nice with Britain and the US since they're western Capitalists which you can work with (come on, you're only a socialist because it's the only economic doctrine that fits your broader philosophy.) They're skeptical of the USSR, though not to your extent. Make them more skeptical and prove yourself as a responsible and sensible partner to the two Anglo powers.

There's no need to make any alliance with Japan since Germany has no real interest in the Pacific and in that theater the Nips are the main rivals to your new friends the United States. Any alliance with the Japanese will hinder your new Alliance with the Americans.

The French are largely irrelevant. They'll go along where ever the British lead them. They're the bastard child of European diplomacy.

Postpone war until I have a nuclear arsenal and jet bombers.

Then its lebensraum time.

fug : ddddd

Hell waiting for Tiger tanks to invade Russia would have been fine

declare Greeks and Italians non-white

I'd love to see the far right wing answer to "Quantum Leap" lmao

sue for peace in Europe.

Focus on the African Campaign. Purge all of Africa, then the Holy Land. declare myself King of Jerusalem.

Then invade Russia.

ave maria

Reinforce Normandy

Operation Thunder friend. Russia was planning to invade.

>make more planes, so I could win the battle of Britain

>offer to completely rebuild post-civil war Spain after the war if they join the Axis powers

>capture the Caucasus Mountains before Stalingrad, so America can't send the Soviet Union the resources it needed to win the way

Russia wouldn't have the industry to mobilize any of its man power.

Britain would be forced to be constantly on the defensive, and wouldn't be able to even think of attacking.

Stationing the Luftwaffe in Girbralter would allow me to destroy any British ships trying to send resources to Egypt, they'd be under supplied, and surrender in a few weeks.

I understand why he invaded Russia, it would have taken very little troops to take Romania (the source of Germany's oil), and that would have ended the war on that very day. What I would've done instead was just build more bunkers and shit in the area, and clean up North America first.

As for war with America, I'd be forced to honor my alliance with Japan, however, I'd just keep it at breaking diplomatic/trade ties with America until I was sure I'd be able to control the seas.

Without operation Torch the British are even more likely to lose in North Africa.

But I don't stop at capturing oil in the middle east, I go further all the way to India. This means India is in a two front war in Burma and Pakistan/Afhganistan. I wouldn't put a lot of resources into the mission, that would be going towards Russia, but I'd have enough to forced Britain to divide her army.

Also I'd make the holocaust real.

"Neutral"
You do know Roosevelt was supplying Russia with arms right?

>Seek alliance with UK and France
>Get Israel created and send all Jews there
>Declare war on the USSR only when I have US and UK behind me and most Jews are gone

The existence of war plans does not mean Russia was planning to invade. There are currently US war plans to invade Canada and the UK

As a Bonus I would offer to restore the Hapsburgs to some form of power in their former empire, under the condition that they help crush the Yugoslavs.

Fucking Tito and his guerrilla warfare.

Use the jews as bait so then the americans go and save them we detonate the bomb we put under the jews, killing the jews and the americans. Reinforce Normandy more.

easy.

1) start two fronts at the same time

2) declare war on USA so I can legally sink any cargo heading into Britain

3) make alliances with weaker nations like Italy and Romania

4) do NOT prepare winter uniforms for the Eastern Front. Totally uncessary!

5) do NOT listen to advice of my Generals and overrule them

6) Make prototypes of many things and don't focus on upgrading on already existing successful designs.

7) Build Tiger tanks too heavy for 90% of the bridges in Europe. Tanks in general must have narrow tracks to sink in the mud during Spring it'll be funny lol.

8) Build tanks that freeze up in Russian winters and need to have fires lit under them before starting. This combined with not providing winter uniforms will be extra lulz

9) Dismiss nuclear science as "Jewish science" and promote Welteislehre. Instead of nuclear bombs we can spend multitudes more on V2 rockets which will kill more German factory workers than British KEK

10) when the Russians surround Berlin send the children to fight them

11) When we capture Eastern Europe, instead of taking advantage of their hatred for the USSR and recruiting them we should persecute them horribly KEK.

underrated

nothing, we don't need to fix the past

>Seek alliance with UK and France
Good luck with that.

>Get Israel created and send all Jews there
Again, good luck with that.

>Declare war on the USSR only when I have US and UK behind me and most Jews are gone
Yet again, good luck with that.

I hope you realise that things went down the way they did specifically because the Jew nations in the West were vehemently against any kind of relationship with Hitler. Fuck, he had better luck at forming relationships with the USSR than he did with the Jew states in the West.

Arrest Himmler for crimes against humanity.

Difference is we're allies with them and not stocking up on army supplies to attack. Additionally, the plan had a date, three weeks before the Wehrmact invaded. You really underestimate the Jew. Do American plans have "invade Canada next month"? No. This was necessary.

The only thing that mattered was beating the USSR before the US entered the war.

Hitler should have sat on his hands and improved relations with Western Europe until he felt that he could win in the East. Also, wait out FDR before declaring war (so, early 1941) and get the Japanese to hold off attacking the US.

If I were him, then turn the war into a single front war - Russia - and win that. Once I've fixed that issue I become the prominent power in Europe and can bide my time before a future war with anyone in the West.

Keep alliance with russia, go for south side of earth. Keep 2 tribes of lesser victors to contain the emotional nigger sympathy cucks