You have ten seconds to act as German as possible

You have ten seconds to act as German as possible.

Zwei Männer gehen über eine Brücke. Der eine fällt ins Wasser, der andere heißt Helmut.

Placing ten second limit is highly illogical, also you can't check it not to mention to enforce it.

**prays towards mecca**

I mean even after translating that in my head I don't get it

Hamburg

NINE NINE NINE

No.

Heil Hitler!
*get arrested*

لا إله إلا الله ومحمد رسوله.

your mom

L.O.L.

Ich will einen Furz aus deinem Arsch saugen.

That's the only German I know.

*I feel superior to everybody but I hide it under fake tolerance and kindness.....time to dig my hole in the sand*

>I mean even after translating that in my head I don't get it
>I don't get it
And you never will.

>Knock knock
>who's there
>Hans
>come on in
>better not
HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ

Ausländer Raus! Arbeit mach frei! Sieg heil! Ein kleine bier!

*Gets cucked by j*ws*

underrated

Hallo, Herr Khalid. Ich sehe dass du einen intimen Moment mit meiner Freundin genießt. Ich werde nichts tun um Sie aufzuhalten weil ich nicht möchte dass irgendjemand denkt dass ich ein Nazi bin. Bitte fahre fort.

Ich muss Scheiße und schlafen

*Sucks my own dick*

What do Michael Jackson and Father Christmas have in common, ya?

They both leave ze little boy bedroom with empty sacks.

This because Father Christmas deliver ze Christmas gift (gardening tools, fruit, t-shirt, bratwurst, etc.) to little boy so his sack now empty, but Michael Jackson's sack is actually ball sack and he has sexually assaulted little boy and ejaculated in boy rectum so his ball sack is now empty of sperms. The joke uses simile; being Michael Jackson's ball sack and Father Christmas present sack. Do you understand ze joke?

*watch scat porn*

Still not as good as this one.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
A: 45 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Ich mag Menschen, die hart arbeiten.

A bunch of ahmeds raped my daughter and then killed her, but im not mad with them cause i Know not all Refugees are like that.

Hallo einsprach Ich bin Deutsch ja Das Auto Frau Merkel Autobahn ja

*wins olympic hockey*

At the same time?

;_;
Ich muss scheißen und schlafen, baka

*fattens up and watercools the 911*

Wir waren wirklich die ersten Opfer des Nationalsozialismus!!!

*invades belgium*

>"I have to work even though I'm sick and will most likely infect everyone else! My work needs me and I'm soooo irreplaceable!"
>"I have soooo much overtime at work again haha. I'm such a workaholic!"
>"Sooo....what's your job?" (at a party or similiar)

Yeah, many Germans are pretty autistic. They love to feel confirmed in their shitty 9-to-5 job and how superspecial they are.

uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just bought all the train simulator dlc

Traktor, ich liebe dich!