>This government will act wherever necessary to cut crime and keep our communities safe. Zombie killer knives glamorise violence and cause devastating damage - they have no place whatsoever in our society. >We committed to banning the sale, manufacture and importation of these dangerous weapons. With the ban now becoming law, we are delivering on our commitment. Anyone caught making or selling zombie knives now faces up to 4 years in prison. >Zombie knives are absolutely horrific weapons. Forces are determined to reduce the harm caused by these and all other dangerous weapons. There is no place for knife crime within society and this ban is further commitment to keeping communities safe.
What kind of insane government wants armed citizens? That's bad for business.
So what if a few get raped and murdered with no means to defend themselves? At least the cocksucker politicians are still on office :^)
Evan Stewart
Is that a fucking sword?
Goddamn that looks nice. Its hard to find actual combat-grade swords on the cheap nowadays,bim going to check this shit out. Thanks user.
Xavier Lee
Does the UK sell scrap steel and grinding wheels, just make your own if they want to ban you from having them. Fuck that nanny state shit is ridiculous.
Nathaniel Parker
BIN IT I N
I T
Ryan Campbell
Those knives are for fanbois and women.
Luis Rivera
>1900 >rule the literal world besides a few enclaves >2016 >no knives, killing your daughter's muslim rapist is a hate crime
Matthew Smith
Confirmed for shit taste. They look like edgy Sonic fan character weapons.
Angel Gomez
it's just chinese trash you can find on amazon or any other site for $5-15
Christian Murphy
>Gun crime goes down >Knife crime goes up >Knife crime goes down >Shitpost crime goes up
Wyatt Miller
Those look like they were designed by Warhammer autists who confuse extraneous details for quality.
I don't know who the fuck buys that shit anyway. there's another company that sells a lot of similar shit. Blue Steel or something. it's all dirt cheap, tacky looking, and I'd assume absolute shit quality. the only reason I would ever buy something like that is if I were working outdoors, and needed something that I could beat the shit out of and discard. which I guess applies to criminals as well, but if thats the case it really doesnt matter what the design looks like, the person is already intent on killing someone with it so the design of the weapon is beside the point
they're actually doing the public a service, by banning them people are less likely to embarrass themselves with some faggy green turbo-autism sword. if they do already have one,they're now less likely to bring it out in public or show it to anyone.
Angel Miller
>They deserve to be banned for being an autism magnet Then tHis website would be banned
Angel Bennett
The ones that were coming out of America when this fad first popped up were actually pretty nice if not a little overboard on the superfluous sharp edges, granted they were like $300 not $15
Nathan Jackson
SOON O O N
Austin Reed
>Get a life, bin that knife!
Alexander Young
IT'S LIKE ANUDDAH SHOAH!
Lincoln Cox
I thought they did that already?
Jordan Kelly
Yeah and pic related is a knife for man who actually has a fucking job.
Evan Nguyen
BIN THIS NOW
Jason Jones
The ban will just now go into effect
Parker Davis
So is that meme knife you posted.
Caleb Lewis
>broken English >probably a Mexican or a nigger
>this cucks the yank
Andrew Perez
Are you allowed to use the word “knife“ here ? The MI6 could investigate this case you seem like a dangerous man, Nigel, knowing that much about these scary killing tools.
Lucas Reed
>$
Adam Mitchell
Anyone that buys a weapon for the sole intent of using it against "zombies" needs to have a psych eval.
These are the types of people that shouldn't be allowed to own weapons.
Nathan Gray
>actually buying anything other than a ka-bar. Sup Forums is filled with autists that own dragon mosaic knifes, isn't it?
Nathan Perez
>Ge' a loife mite, bien thot noife!
Dylan Jenkins
Nothing of value was lost. All of those edgy autismal weapons should be melted down and turned into something less autistic or useful.
Kevin Rodriguez
So were guns banned first, and then knives? And now they are coming after the high capacity assault knives?
This shit is fucking depressing. Can Brits ever recover?
Brody Nguyen
>Tfw a country founded on swords and crossbows and epic medieval battles becomes so cucked they decide to ban swords
Jaxon Jenkins
>Get proven to be a fool >Ignore it and move to a new line of insult
I genuinely had to check if your flag had freedom stars or David
Adrian Ramirez
>only buys ka-bars Not Ottowa knives? No ESEEs? Lots of good knives out there, ka-bar fanboy.
Hunter Smith
Ontario?
Don't you want to bring jobs back to America?
Dylan Harris
The only point of banning weapons, other than the criminalize self-defense, is to remove any and all instutions of masculinity. If men are denied martial culture, they lose an ancient pillar of what it means to be male in every culture around the world. The removal of weapons from society is a means of making that society androgynous.
Lincoln Edwards
You can get sets of stuff like that on ebay cheap. It's cheap steel but it works.
Joshua Ward
>ka-bar Why would I pay $80 for a bowie knife?
Matthew Long
>ausfalian education Ontario County, New York.
Henry Long
>Grew up reading the history of WW2, Brits were some tough mother fuckers willing to slog it out no matter the costs, and would absolutely wreck shop.
>Serve in US military and always enjoy working with British counterparts as they love a good fight.
>((Current Year)) Afraid of knives meant for fictional monsters.
Why UK, why?
Justin Clark
My post was more in relation to you not including it famalam
Joseph Smith
>Zombie killer knives glamorise violence and cause devastating damage - they have no place whatsoever in our society
Kek says who? Are people in the United Kuckdom honestly okay with their government using the poor "cuz I said so!" parent argument?
Isaiah Martinez
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Parker Brown
budk.com usually has decent sales for knives and shit like ops pic
Julian Wright
Erosion of national identity and liberalisation. >Always oust a traitor before an enemy, Jim-Jam
Matthew Wilson
England has more crime than any other country. Cc cameras everywhere and you justice system doesn't do shut. You guys catch a rapist red handed and then offer the bloke tea and crumpets. Then ban him from the city of yorshire for a year. Ducking factors and your shit laws. To save the queen ferries.
Colton Anderson
Meanwhile, in America.
Cooper Cook
my nigga. I prefer the ones with deep grooves for finger grip. They look less badass but are much safer for my butterfingers.
Camden King
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Jonathan Jones
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Tyler Cooper
best bin that post la
Bentley Gutierrez
Oh shit... think this one is banned too? I need it for.... things.....
Christian Myers
I have this as my edc, genuinely use it as a tool at least a couple of times a week, am I criminal now?
Kayden Moore
on the one hand, this is a gross infringement on our civil liberties.
On the other hand, at least it'll stop people from wasting money on stupid, tacky-looking toys that have no practical use. An ordinary kitchen knife would be just as effective for self defence as any of that crap.
also, what said
Elijah Reed
I know you're memeing but some people actually do think they look cool. I have no idea how this shit gets a profit. The only purpose is aesthetic for collection and they make it repulsive.
Dylan Anderson
Kek
Andrew Johnson
>now Pretty sure you've been a criminal since you started carrying it
Kayden Nguyen
>I have this as my edc one count of carrying a violent assault weapon >use it as a tool one count of possession of burglary tool
Sebastian Gonzalez
My nigger
Aiden Peterson
The blades not even as long as my thumb, surely this is legal, been carrying it for months since my last knife developed a wobble, had a small knife like this on my person for like the past 5 years.
Jack Allen
>refrencing three letter agencies Easy muhamad, dont want to blow your cover do you?
Landon Hernandez
Dummy, go down to the Department of Rape and get your name on a list for your very own Rape Alarm.
Sebastian Murphy
People in the UK buy them because they fall into a legal loophole. You can legally own them, unlike most big knives.
Noah Ross
and thats why you don't give up your guns you fucking idiots.
in 3 years time you'll all be drinking some warm piss beer out of sippy cups while muslims threaten to behead you for whatever current reason they feel like.
Brayden Walker
I mean... probably for the beer right?
Jeremiah Reyes
So how long until the UK bans their Gurkha regiments from having khukuris?
Joshua Ward
Better ban it, shit looks trash and impractical.
Julian Watson
>Holy shit, the goy caught my mistake when I posted an image that originated from a country that has a message that doesn't apply to any other places with retarded knife laws, especially the UK! I hope he doesn't call me out as a Jew because I mistook a sign as being from the UK after I glanced at the image because it's crazy to think the UK would ban the sale of plastic picnic knives to minors.
You caught me this time, clever goy. I am obviously a subversive Jew and I will let you gloat in noticing my mistake. I am a fool and an idiot for thinking the image was from the UK because I didn't look at the currency under the plastic knives and I will not ignore my idiocy this time. Thanks to you calling me out, I now think Britain has sensible knife laws.
Brayden Bell
You are giving him too much credit. He is American, you have to explain that you don't have dollars in the UK.
They're trash and look gay as fuck, I still think banning these are a slippery slope towards banning more blades.
Luis Gomez
It's only ok to kill for the queen and government.
An armed citizenry would be counter productive to our goals.
NOW STO ASKING QUESTIONS GOY AND GET BACK TO CONSUMING
Cameron Myers
But I want to be a consumer and want a new knife
Jackson Bennett
Zombies have infiltrated the legislature.
Get them before they take away every means of fighting back.
Sebastian Johnson
Logical thought crimes eh?
I'll be sure to inform her majesty that the prison colony of oceania needs disciplinary action. Your IP is being traced and you will face a mock tribunal and public execution in melbourne come september.
God save the queen!
Parker Evans
Are those things actually practical to any degree? they look like they're going to either break or get stuck as soon as you try to actually cut someone with them.
Camden Ortiz
The UK doesn't have any authority here mang. Nice try tho.
Jackson Hernandez
Everything in the OP looks """functional""" except the axe.
Alexander Johnson
They would be made of shitty chinese steel that doesn't hold an edge and yes they probably would get stuck.
Banning these make no sense, I mean look goy! It's even in fluro green so people can see it more clear!
Parker Allen
What's next? Banning assault fists?
Jayden Reed
Thought-crimes are crimes against all humanity, no matter when, where or how they are committed. The UK may not intervene, but Interpol will. Australia or the moon, your atrocious acts against group-think will not be tolerated. The government is always right. Do not attempt to prove it wrong. Do not contradict it with logic. You will always lose because the government is always right. You will not be spared.
Cameron Davis
they are mall ninja tier garbage, but would look really cool on the wall next to a riced out computer (unless you are an adult)
