/ausnz/

We're all lazybones here edition

dumb lazybones!
t. busybones

first for /dixie/

>Probably worse tbqh, but it's a bit more convenient to use and not covered in mold.
Feels bad, the shower at my new place looks pretty shit
>Feels bad man, though even if they were only in chch I wouldn't really ever travel up regardless
I used to go up quite a bit but I can't be bothered anymore, it's a shame, my mate said he'd give me a macbook pro if I went up to chch but I don't really want to go up and see him

>Y*nks can't even post right
Don't you have some niggers to hang?

>the shower at my new place looks pretty shit
but at least you get the whole shower to yourself

In bed right now.

>socially conservative
>fiscally liberal
How come there’s never a political party that represents these values?
>inb4 because that’s fascism

Do you shower with the yanks?
I suppose that's one way to save hot water
I might do the same soon
Wow, That's the worst of both worlds

>let’s cut social programs for the poor and give tax breaks to the rich!
How about “no”?

>Do you shower with the yanks?
God No

Mmmm
*joins you in your bed*

NZFirst represents those views.
Even though it's literally retarded.
Imagine voting for a party that cucks the economy whilst still reducing the rights of it's people for literally no reason.
It's literally CCP tier shit.

I guess it makes sense if you equally hate the wealthy and gay people.

I think I'd rather break all of my fingers one by one than talk politics with a yank

>God No
Oh, so you do get the shower to yourself

>I think I'd rather break all of my fingers one by one than talk politics with a yank
This

>Oh, so you do get the shower to yourself
Of course?
I'd sooner not shower (or shower at the gym) than to share a shower.
Anyway they are all females so I'd be done in for rape or some shit.

Ok I'm off to the Supermarket before it closes.
This is me hugging westy because he'll be sleeping by the time I get back.

>Anyway they are all females so I'd be done in for rape or some shit.
I thought you had at least one guy flatmate, I feel sorry for you

Legalized abortion is far more numale than Keynesian economics.

Just want a party that’ll kick the asses of both rich people and brown people at the same time desu, without destroying the republican process

Oh I do
but he's kinda the worst tho
he is always blasting nigger music when he is cooking for no reason
so weird
stupid Y*nks

>anime

>Legalized abortion is far more numale than Keynesian economics.
>Just want a party that’ll kick the asses of both rich people and brown people at the same time desu, without destroying the republican process

I don't know if I'll be asleep just yet, but I'm preparing for it.

Nigger, you clearly have no idea what Keynesian economics is.
shant be responding to a Y*nk ever again

I don't like this new American desu

New yanks should nearly never be welcomed

>caring about abortion
>calligraphy things "numale"
>caring about politics

Opinion discarded

Did you like the old Americans?

*calling
How the hell did autocorrect come up with calligraphy

fail to see why mutt politics is 99% frivolous shit

I just ate two double chocolate cookies in a row.

I WANT MORE AAAAAAAAH

Ye hes ruining my plans for a shelf filled with human fetuses
I though Conway was alright when he wasn't posting the 3d women are not important images atleast

Because they can afford it, mostly

Gobble guts.

Go for it, don't let your dreams be dreams
I found Conway a bit annoying tb.h, but he was much better than this new one

How can ya eat so much sweet stuff and not get sick?

hallo hallo I have returned!!!

Are you Montana?

silly singapore! why don't you have extra flags!!

I used to mod extra flags and made probably over 8,000 flags for them, including most major ones.

It brings back bad memories

Glad to have you here, you on the piss tonight?

oh that is unfortunate. a bunch of autists or something?!

m-maybe...

BACK FROM CHICKEN DINNER DESU!
Eheh :3
I ended up eating 2 more.
It depends how rich it is desu. I can only eat one brownie before getting trouble down there but I can easily gobble numerous cookies :3

>tfw can't get up after 8 Hiroshima shots
Uh, heck

Good on you, if I didn't have work tomorrow I'd be drinking too
That sounds heckers

i w-was the autist

Why the fuck are you working on a Sunday?

I just started drinking though so it's ok. I haven't drank since last weekend!! small achievements, eh?

oh well...we'll just have to take your mind to better places!

>what are shifts

Because I work weekends, that's just how it goes
I'm been laying of the booze as well, I had a Margarita earlier this evening and that's it for the entire week

>I'm been laying of the booze as well, I had a Margarita earlier this evening and that's it for the entire week

It's so hard for me to just have one drink. It's easy enough to not drink at all, but if I have one then I immediately want more :s

That picture is cute.

it's adorbs! but should have differnt foods for the blindfolded girl!

True desu. I'd love to be blindfolded and fed tasty food :3

i dunno if I'd really like being blindfolded...I'd try it at least once but idk :s

That girl is also cute. I wish I was a cuddle slave so I could leave the working world behind desu.

ahhh it would be so nice! I've got a lovely bf who wants to keep me as his little boiwife, will be so nice not having to work a real job :s

Must be nice to have a bf to cuddle everyday.

ahhh sadly we don't live together yet :(

we're not that far away though...which is what used to always happen to me. Find a nice guy and he'd be a million miles away and we could never cuddle!

it also helps that our...interests...are pretty much the same!

I cuddle with a nice Bulgarian cutie I met on a discord server every weekend desu. We just sleep with the microphone near our mouths and hug our pillows. Honestly some of the best sleep I've ever had desu.

Still sucks being 15,251 km away.

ahh that's quite a ways!

I get too nervous to ever talk on voice chats, idk :s

Yeah ik. He wakes me up every day at whatever time I desire which is great desu. He's planning to also voice call me when he wakes me to say good morning :3

that's pretty cute desu

Awh thanks :3

your own bulgarian alarm clock/cuddlebuddy!

That's, like, extremely hecking gay.

Just finished making my curry

Exactly :3
NUH UH!
Enjoy it desu :3

I will
it's a bit bland tho
that's what I get for using some premade mix but I can't be bothered buying my own spices yet

That's super gay, even more gay than fucking a man in the ass.

I had butter chicken the other day and it was delicious :3
You should learn how to make naan bread desu.
CUDDLING ISN'T GAY!

What sort of curry desu?

>but I can't be bothered buying my own spices yet
why not

Cuddling a pillow while thinking of other MEN, and using sound of male voice to amplify your fantasies is very, very, very gay. Like, everything singa ever said in his life is overshadowed by this gayness and makes him look straight as fuck. Stop being gay.

How do I cure myself of the gay?


BRB SHOWER

Use power of S T O P

they're pretty expensive

What's for dinner tonight lads? I'm having a roast beef dinner.

>You should learn how to make naan bread desu.
Does it look like I have 10 years spare to work at a curry shop and a massive naan bread making oven?

Uh it was cashew and coconut but I also added some peanut and Chili.
Don't know what region that is, maybe thailand.

I have yet to visit the spice shop in town, but now that I'm gonna start meal prepping I think I'll go into town a buy a bunch of bags of spices maybe tomorrow.

A whole load of nothing, traditional russoid food

Yeah that's probably Thai desu. But Japanese curry is the best desu.

stir fry

Not sure yet. Probably some gook shit.

>But Japanese curry is the best desu.
Nah
Indian Curry is the best, Japanese is second best curry then Thai.
but Thai has the best food overall.
I think I might make some Jap curry when I've finished my four meals of cashew curry I made today.
Shit, I might have to buy some potatoes tho

eine bvrger

Just got into bed

This

Beef or Chicken?

>Indian Curry is the best
discarded

beef

t. ogga bogga Malaysian
I've been to Malaysia, they have the worst fucking food imaginable.

is it gonna be spicy?

It wasn't

Oh
Then what's the point?

Did you just call me a m*Lay?

You bet I did
though 90% of the people I met in that shithole were Chinese.
Really good snorkeling tho, some of the best in the world.

You are a malayoid tho? It seems, your family lives there

shan't respond to people who think i'm m*Lay

t. utter berk

Prove I'm wrong
Post boipussi

Okay I'm off to sleep, goodnight lads

fuck off
tired enough of listening to m*Lay all day in the m*Litary because they're stupid and give commands in m*Lay despite no one speaking it

good night

night

Woah, what a turnaround.
>Chinese
But what makes them chinese?