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GET BACK TO WORK TOILBOT #6785
*cracks whip*
BACK.TO.WORK. MY NEW JET ISN'T GONNA FUEL ITSELF.

the /brit/ look

haha

Strange Things

thinking of getting a new trim

alri lads

>jfs

stop posting you whiny layabout waste of space you're not funny

the /brit/ look

how early is too early to start preparing and eating spaghetti bolognese?

I'm very VERY hungry but don't want to break social convention

how the fuck do they make money with this shit lads? I've had two large pizzas twice in a row now for $8, not memeing

>stop posting you whiny layabout waste of space you're not funny

must got a big tummy on you, eh?

it's not a particularly expensive thing to make

oh nononono wait till you see the

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABAHABAHABABA

LOOK AT THIS DUUUUDE

seriously in the midst of a depression again
happens every time i look at furries

will never have the STEM mindset
will never have a job i sort of enjoy that pays well
will never have shit taste and so enjoy a wide variety of trash television
will never cure autism, or have the kind of autism that makes you happy and trusting rather than learned helplessness: the person
will never have friends
will never have pretend friends
will never know how to communicate on discord other than via "ironic" shitposting
will never be american from a nice city and a well-off family
will never undo the mistakes of the past
will never be part of that clique
will never work up the courage to just end it all because this is unspeakably pathetic

in love with a girl that regularly appears in public with wet hair and in pyjamas

she's not mental, just a bit kooky

thought it said jew net instead of new jet

Listen almost exclusively to dadrock and dadmetal and there's nothing any of you limpwrists can do about it.

um because it costs fuck all to make maybe. barely a dollar per pizza. tastes like shite too

I microwaved and ate the spaghetti and sausages I had in the fridge from last night half an hour ago

You're good lad

Test

my god fat people are so fucking stupid

dios mios......

is there any reason I shouldn't replace all the water in my diet with Pepsi max? it's got no sugar and no calories, it's basically fizzy water that tastes nice

You might be an anti-Semite bud. Tell me, what do you see in this picture?

Asmr is based desu

Eating sounds is fav sort

Aspartame

>purchasing something simply because there's a discount on it

probably got soy in it

>the STEM mindset
what did he mean by this?

if he was going to get a pizza anyway, why not get two?

Good lad. I'm keen on personal attention / positive affirmations these days, so I don't turn into a ballistic mess. Am a sucker for mouth sounds though.

big iq

disregard for females

fucked it lads

funny how those country faces are never done for the average american

im not fat im just big boned there's a difference

i spend all day every day at work being as charming as possible to her and got off with her when i gave her a lift home a few weeks ago and a literal 10/10 likes me and talks about he boygriend to me its unvbelievlbe.

two things
1. another way of saying "being able to do maths/engineering/programming" (the easy to explain and uncontentious one.)
2. having the kind of personality that STEM people wind up having, amenable to reddit and the furry fandom. (the one that you either get, or you don't.)

@824
oh my god no one cares

>doing first semester of uni
>have to read like 60 pages of assigned material every week

how the fuck am I supposed to do this shite for 4 years straight? christ

there's a lot of diversity in America.

You'll be alright, dude. Get some fresh air

Asmr is stupid.

state of you
she's just being friendly

smoking the first cigar of the day and listening to leonard cohen

reckon ethiopialad's a yank

First year is designed to weed out weak cunts. Trust me, of the 10 lads I went in with, only one is with me now (year 3)

Nothing downright wrong with aspartame.

Those of us who are reclusive benefit from it.

she was just being nice sweetie :) x

>arrogant students think reading is hard work

ah yes your poor eye muscles

95% sure he's said he is

what is it and why is it bad

Coca-Cola is unhealthy as hell but I feel better when I drink it desu

you can't read 10 pages a day?

Exquisite post, mind if I photograph it?

I've masturbated 5 times a day since I was 11 and I turned out just fine thank you very much

am a stem man but not a furry or a redditor

los ogros americanos

You’d benefit from going outside and making some friends.

Hello Pepsi

you aren't white

dios mío...

but those pictures are from the recent past and the present

stop saying got off with her hahaha

Hey look
Four actresses

the plural form is actrii

Rather watch the USA win Gold in the curling

Ah yes, hold on a sec.
>*goes outside*
>*comes back in*
no friends yet m8, you sure that's how it works?

you'll figure out sooner or later what you can get away with skipping
or maybe you won't i'm in semester 2 and there's a 50% chance i'm going to crash and fucking burn because i don't; give a fuck

i wanted to be a scriptwriter, could not give a fuck about politics and sociology.

>>*

>upset by the phrase 'got off with'
ah yes, the famous australian banter

bet your steam profile contains reddit games
either that or you're S or M rather than T and E (T&E are the runts of STEM.)

leading cause of death in canada is heart disease btw

it's intentionally vague because sad cunts will say it when they simply kissed to make it sound like more happened

mad that germany came close to winning WW1 and WW2

wonder why he attacked the USSR haha guess we'll never know haha

it's about the principle of the thing, I deserve more respect from people who are essentially my employees as I pay for their financial security (i.e the professors)

Are you gonna watch the wales vs Ireland rugby match today?

don't have a steam profile

>the professors are my employees

the arrogance of students knows literally no bounds or limits

Overweight women? Um, excuse me?!? HER BODY HER CHOICE! If she wants a high chance of
>type 2 diabetes
>high blood pressure
>heart disease and strokes
>certain types of cancer
>sleep apnea
>osteoarthritis
>fatty liver disease
>kidney disease
>pregnancy problems, such as high blood sugar during pregnancy, high blood pressure, and increased risk for cesarean delivery (C-section)
who am I to stop her as a privileged white male? FAT POWER!

you literally don't you dumb cunt if you're an australian citizen HECS covers like 95% of your fees

maybe if you were a yank I could see your argument

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students upon leaving their adult nursery and entering the real world

What are you on about? Utter pea brain.

Might could do. What time's it on?

my mama makes spaghetti in the morning, my mama makes spaghetti tonight

oh please don't forget my large meatballs. the meatballs the meatballs the meatballs the meatballs the meatballs the meatballs

Go find a hobby that will get you taliking to people, I’ve met mates through my boxing club.

and i only play bloodborne and fifa

how hard is it to write an essay at uni? I don't have mine until next month but I have to use turnitin and stuff so I'll probably get wrecked

when i enter the real world unless i nepotiste my way into a job in the labour party, the BBC, or a patreon for the webcomic i'm never going to make, i'm going to kill myself.

not joking.

No hobby of mine will ever aid in the courtship of a woman.

gruesome

Last girl is British.

in first year not too hard, they don't expect publishable work.
just make sure you get the citations right and look like you've tried to answer the question rather than just vomit everything from the tutorials onto the page and you should pass

>arguing with someone about the problems with communism on reddit
>find out they're indonesian

Why do I even bother?