Does Miles actually get any bitches

Does Miles actually get any bitches

The girl with the racist parents in Ultimate and Gwen would be the only confirmed ones.

>and Gwen
That's likely just cover bait

>Op's image.

I'm not trolling, but I thought I heard that Miles was into dudes.

People were saying the same shit about Luke fox and Barbara Gordon. Cover bait doesn't apply to Interracial

Bendis and co were baiting it at the very start for extra brownie points. Nothing came of it.

It did with this

Miles and Ganke have a very jokey bromance and Sup Forums got triggered thinking they were really gay.

Does every artist just forget Miles is half latino?

To be fair they DID kiss but they're not a couple or anything.
But it's doubtful that Miles will be with any Gwen in any real capacity.

Writers forget it too.

Readers as well.

They kissed after the Kamala dream ship sequence?

What's your point. Half of the new York rappers are half Puerto Rican or Dominican and you won't be able to tell

>Does Miles actually get any bitches

Other way around. Miles is one of Kamala's bitches.

No they kissed for real in the actual book with that cover you non-comic reading faggot.

Are you retarded. Kamala was shipping them in that same book and it was her imagining, dumbass.

Is he even interested in her?

Go look at some Domincans and try to say he doesn't 'look latino' enough. Do people just not know that a lot of spanish speaking countries have african blood coursing through them?

It was before. It's why Kamala was shipping them in the first place. Still very creepy btw.

Ganke makes fun of him by implying he is, so possibly. I wouldn't blame him. Kamala a qt.

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He wrote a fanfic about deedeling her doos.

Both him and Sam are incredibly thirsty for her.

>That edit
My sides

Miles is a blerd and most blerds are best matched with blerd girls or non black girls. Sad truth for us all, but hit your target market and own up to it.

Bombshell Endgame

>Miles was actually BadMachine1999
>He wrote himself as Kamala's bitch
>mfw Miles is totally sub

Wew, lad

No

Miles let his entire shitty universe die, so he doesn't deserve pussy, and he knows it

one day he'll be used as a cautionary example by real heroes who need a little levity in the middle of their world-altering summer event

>that look
This is hot but Kamala is pure. You know, mostly.

Anyway, delet.

He needs his Betty, Gwen and Liz before that

Setting all that up requires time and effort. Bendis just wants to get him in a place to replace Peter as soon as possible.

>Luke fox and Barbara Gordon
Hardly anything came of that either. How many issues did it last?

>Anyway, delet.

nah

she wants it

I suppose he will eventually

Bendis can't give Miles a character, so he'll just lift facets of Pete

Miles needs another writer

It must be a neverending nightmare for your universe to end and thinking the silver lining is you might get a good writer finally then Bendis follows you over to the main universe. Can't wake up.

>Does Miles actually get any bitches

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if i know anything about spider-men than he doesn't

He didn't though

>Also partly cucking himself by adding Sam
can't make this stuff up.

I will never like this because Gwen, as a character with meta-knowledge who wants to be popular so she isn't killed off, shouldn't be satisfied with Arachno-kid at all
Pete or bust
Pete boosts numbers

Then again, they do seem to be making her into an 'ideal Marvel fan' of sorts (one who loves whatever they're trying to push at the moment)

Bait covers don't count. Only what happens on the pages do. The most romantic moment we've seen him have with a girl is getting rejected.

Miles x Lana is clearly endgame, though. At least as endgame as one can get in comics.

Miles is supposed to be half-Hispanic, right? Because he looks full black 100% of the time he's drawn. Maybe his heritage shows up in his hair, like with a lot of black people, but it's always in a buzz cut.

dude this guy is also half hispanic. A lot of times they look as black as a full black person

Black traits dominate in offspring 99% of the time. 1% is if you're born albino.

The only evidence of any Hispanic heritage in Miles is his stereotypically Puerto Rican grandmother.

>wanting to be in Kamala's harem is 'cucking'

Miles has Mark Waid writing him too. And he's just as bland.

When will Milesfags face facts?

She is hitting it up with Goldballs now

No, but instead of just writing a story about him and Kamala, he turned it into a harem, cucking fantasy by adding other people.

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The difference between black and hispanic isn't like the difference between black and white. Hispanic doesn't even properly describe anything besides having a part of your origins from Spain. It's likely Miles' mom has black genes in her as well.

Oh please, you know that 30 years from now, some twat will write an academic paper about how Miles was a great character that wasn't supported as he should've been to become a lasting icon of the marvel-verse because racism

It was OOC, but I can see Miles wanting Sam to be happy for once and sharing.

What does that have to do with my post?

Are you sure that black characteristics don't "dominate" because of the psychological effects of the "one drop" rule? For example, Obama's considered black in America because of our more binary view of race, but in Brazil he might be seen as "brown" or even "white".

I ask because Miles' mom doesn't look black at all.

This looks like she is being nervous because she likes him, but I bet actually just said mutie and is trying to play it off.

Fair enough

Bitches love Spider-man though

>This looks like she is being nervous because she likes him
Not really. The most you can tell is that it's an apologetic gesture. In context it looks like she just said something to upset him. Which sounds like Lana.

Quoted the wrong post.

Today I have brain problems.

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Also Ganke and the tumblr chick

No. Most non-Lationo people think all Hispanic have to look medium brown skinned or they're "not really Hispanic"

t. light skinned latino

He wrote the fanfic comic whose cover is the image in the post you're replying to.

>Rape Culture Ganke stalking Tumblr Grl

Miles' mom isn't Black you moron. She's Puerto Rican. Read the fucking book ffs

What the fuck Kamala has that even in universe everyone is thirsty for her body?

She is suppused to look way more normal than all the super model super heroines, but Kamala emanates a pevert lust km others no one can match.

It's just writers trying to make Kamala seem more important than she actually is.

Brazillian here. Nobody here would say that Obama is white.

"Black" can only mean one thing in the US.

I imagine she has really nice, soft hair and is a petite qt in general. The girl next door type instead of the big-titty porn star type.

I would agree of she also didn't had a HUGE waifufag following in real life too, so its not only a meta reason.

There is something there.

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Sauce?

I thought they called Zimmerman latino or hispanic

Bendis's tumblr

>Hispanic doesn't even properly describe anything besides having a part of your origins from Spain.

I thought it was having part of your origins being the natives of central america. If being Hispanic mostly meant your ancestors are from Spain, then that's not much different from any other person of middle European descent since Spanish folk are white.

>I thought it was having part of your origins being the natives of central america
No that's Latino. Hispanic can be Spanish, Latino, or whatever the fuck you call those places out in the pacific they had a presence. I think, I may have it inverted and you're right, but I've been using it like this for a while now and hope I'm not wrong

This. Ultimate survivors stick together.

>Goldfuck might steal Miles' girl
He needs to die.

Bendis needs a self insert

That's Miles.

>already having to be lead by Cyke and his X issues
>Goldberg walking the back door to take his waifu
Never thought I'd hate the X men.

nah goldballs is the new kenny

Sam doesn't want Jersey sluts
he has standards

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Katie was hotter than Bombshell desu. Why did she have to be HYDRA? Why did that aborted fetus of a plot happen at all?

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So does everyone else here when they BLACKED post about nothing

People actually think black people are suppose to be super dark? Blacks come in different shades my friend

People with Portuguese ancestry aren't considered hispanic for example.

>that face in the bottom-right

he's afro latino
which basically amounts to being black

Does Bendis browse Sup Forums? The "Miles gets all the bitches" thing crumbled pretty fast.

Bendis wasn't the one pushing the meme

just the white ones.

The worst meme.

the easy ones