Starting to accidentally make jewish jokes in real life

>starting to accidentally make jewish jokes in real life

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>Why did the goy vote for Obama?
>BECAUSE HE WANTED CHANGE

I jew it all the time.

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Muh power level

Come over here you make this joke with Magav gonna be real funny

>accidentally

>he hasnt been talking shit about jews since he was like fucking 10 years old because of south park
pleb

Even normies joke about Jews, you're fine.

Jew here. Don't mind a bit. People need to learn that its better for people to be able to talk out their differences than be stifled by political correctness and hold all their hatred in. Where has that gotten us? If people hate jews, so be it. If people have dark humor, so be it. It doesn't hurt us. It pushes us to be righteous, to grow and be stronger.

kys, kike

Jews, Mexicans and Polish are the Gold Silver and Bronze of Ethnic people who don't give a fuck and like making jokes about themselves.

If anyting it is one of their best qualities as a people. Humor.

top kek

>implying usa arent stronger
shooting kids is good practice but usa would fuck you up senpai.

Wut
I see it but... why tho

>tfw I accidentally referred to someone acting greedy as a "filthy Jew" in front of my very liberal grandparents

One time I accidentally said the term "holohoax" in real life. I immediately said "haha...isnt it crazy that there are people who actually think like that? Thinking that the holocaust was a hoax...thats so dumb haha..."
I think they believed my coverup though because I doubt they could believe that someone they were friends with could be a holocaust denier.

nice reverse psychology, jew.

who tf is this ugly bitch

I recognize that blowjob

you are weak

I recognize that reference

>Take wife to restaurant
>Bill comes
>Costumers copy
>Merchants copy
>Yell out "every fucking time those fucking jews"
>Whole restaurant looks at me
>I just said that out loud didnt I?
>Walk out while receiving looks

you have to go back

What did your wife think?

I worked with one of them, I wasn't about to admit that I think the holocaust is a hoax.

Publicly disgusted but privately aroused.

>just starting to do this

you must be new here

you must ASSERT yourself

i said nigger once
>oops too much internet
no one invites me out anymore
no matter, my waifu and 4chinners are all i need anyway
pls love me

> be me
> be personal assistant for jewish kid
> driving him to class
> asks me to turn on a/c because it's hot as fuck
> tell him open window because I'm low on gas
> then i turn on the a/c as i say "unless you want me to gas the jew, fuck it"
> mfw

Jew here. Don't mind a bit. People need to learn that its better for people to be able to talk out their differences than be stifled by political correctness and hold all their hatred in. Where has that gotten us? If people hate jews, so be it. If people have dark humor, so be it. It doesn't hurt us. It pushes us to be righteous, to grow and be stronger.

Holy shit someone spilled something

are you from some mirror universe or something?

Kind of creepy, looks like this was a dark room and some weirdo lit it up with a camera flash. That's why everyone's staring at him

Did you know they sell barbecue aprons?

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They also sell doggo shirts.

Glad I'm not the only one.

Luckily I'm known for my horrible humor so everyone thinks I'm always kidding....which I generally am.

I'm not full blown Sup Forums autist yet

>joke to a friend that he looks like an Italian Jew
>he laughs
>tell him he's got a jew nose
>he laughs
>stay silent when he says fuck Trump
>suddenly stops hanging around
really makes you think

>Be me
>2 nights ago
>Learn my girlfriend is jewish
>Punch her in the nose
>Throw her into a wall
>Start screaming seig heil and run out of the house
I have honored my family.

This but not disgusted just a "honey shhh"

I've red pilled her already.

All I did was tell her to pay attention to white guilt articles or articles against white people and look for the name "stein" or "Berg" in the authors name.

Well she did and has admitted there seems to be some sort of correlation between the two.

>Not wailing her against the wall

>being ashamed of your believes and lying to fit in


are you underaged? i bet you are.

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>30 bucks for cafepress garbage
fucking kikes I swear

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I find it somewhat funny that their wallets and bags page only shows bags.

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>Say Oi Vey often
>Use the term goy as a term of endearment, "Be a good goy and fetch me a beer would you?"
>Someone tells me that its racist to imitate a stereotypical Jew for shit and giggles.
>"OI VEY, WE DIDNT LOSE 6 GORILLION TO LISTEN TO YOU GOYSPLAINING!"


I've got no beef with the Jews, they made bagels.

I actually feel sorry for celebrities. Sitting down for a meal with somebody and then its like BAM PAPARAZZI NYIGUH.

Must suck to be famous senpai.

>celebrities
Is there someone famous in that pic?

Yeah the girl, she was Hitgirl in the Kick Ass films.

No, just a fridge.

KEK bless ye

Calling somebody jewish because he is greedy is pretty normal in Poland

We do, now bend over and say you are filthy whore.

Kek

>implying US military doesnt bend the knee to Zion.

>be me hanging out with friends
>get pretty drunk
>start talking about politics and stuff
>i say fuck niggers
>all of them laugh and agree with me
mfw all my friends are redpilled

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I've never really understood the people who hide their power levels.

Most of my friends and relatives are complete liberal normies and I speak completely freely in front of them about how Hitler was right, about the jewish influence in global media, finance and politics, about the objective inferiority of shitskins, etc.

Most of the time it's met with laughter and disbelief, sometimes I also manage to change someone's opinion a little bit but usually I'm not even trying, I just say my honest opinion no matter how crazy it sounds to the normies.

If people know you and think that you are a nice and intelligent guy, their opinion isn't suddenly going to flip just because you said something that sounds outrageous to them.

I also don't hide my anime power level and I have even mentioned how hentai is superior to porn. My normie friends don't understand anime at all, but we simply joke about this.

I recognize that gay blowjob

>hanging out with normies
>medieval reenactment, pretty crowded
>a friend comes up with Soros mail leaks
I find myself screaming in public "why isn't he dead yet, that fucking jude?"
>crowd feels a little uncomfortable
>mfw

Kek, was he trying to sneak a pic of her and left his flash on?

Same person?

>starting to make suicide and death jokes in real life
feel like the gayest edgiest cunt deadset it's fucked

>hitler was right
>I have even mentioned how hentai is superior to porn

>Make Jew jokes in real life
>Too big and muscly for anyone to say anything
>Girlfriend makes them too now

That is one ugly jew

The holocaust happened. It's good that it happened. It should happen again. Denial is Libertarian-tier.

i've seen other white supremacists talking about how big and strong they are while putting down other races. it reeks of insecurity. just letting you know, hope you get your shit sorted.

>>>/madagascar/

Nice projecting Americuck, how white were you again?

Cut that out, you disgusting anti-Semite.

how

> stalker busted

The Jew is right!

>All I did was tell her to pay attention to white guilt articles or articles against white people and look for the name "stein" or "Berg" in the authors name.

you dont know that the easiest way to bait is to google "goldberg trump" then post it here and watch the dozens of (you)'s?

>start joking about the holohoax
>fellow mizrahi brothers agree with you

hey goy thats antisemetic

kek

Jew Zealander here, ask me anythin

kek

Keemstar?

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>personal assistant for Jewish kid

wew

How do i identify you?

this is photoshopped the original has 2 guys giving a blowjob in the background!

by not being a maori mestizo.

I make jokes about the holocaust a trillion times a day, people have come to expect it of me

it's liberating, I've turned into "that lovable nutjob", which means I can get away with saying whatever I want

It's the fucking worst, I was redpilling my Asian friends on Jews because one Jew bitch denied one of them, I was telling them how they all think we're inferior and call us by goys, then i found out of my teacher was Jewish, she heard the whole thing

>black jew friend confronts me about white nationalism
>says he understands it, but muh skinheads and kkk and extremism
>say i agree, everyone can agree with self preservation of race
>come out as a WN to him
>girlfriend asks whats happening
>tell her
>tell her hitler didn't hate other races, he wanted them to do well for themselves
>the whole meme about superiority is just jew shit
>then why did he kill jews user
>he didnt
>no kill order
>no mass graves
>mathematically impossible for the ovens to work
>typhus, supply lines, etc.
>feel exposed
>try to apologize for it
>double down
>continue on redpilling nig/jew friend and gf

wew lad, can't say I don't regret that

Oy Vey!!! This shiksa is having a traditional Jewish Christmas Dinner not on Christmas!!! This offends me!

This antisemite is going to have a word with my Lawyer! He is going to wreck her because of the shekels I had to pay him!

kiwi kike

the jew lie is older than your mother literally. it's almost a 100 year old lie.

Memories.

I don't get it

Seriously if your friends dont know you don't like spics, niggers, and kikes you are a limp wristed pussy fucking faggot.

never mind, I didn't notice them in the background

I'm friends with a lot of second generation and eastern European people, they all unanimously hate niggers as much as I do it's great

Lmfao that kids face

bratle nimoa, ne mojesh li da razberesh che pol e bukvalno 100% satira


oh my god I can't
Ivan pls stop