Find one fault with my country

Find one fault with my country

>you can't

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Won't accept my visa. I'm white with a college degree but you'll take some brown immigrant over me.

Fuck scandis.

No way.

Already rekt /thread.

>A man has been arrested on suspicion of murder after a US citizen was killed and five other people were injured in a knife attack in central London.

>Police arrested a 19-year-old Norwegian national

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You dropped this, bud

>breivik still in jail and not local hero with medal as reward
>exporting poisonous salmon
>banning cars with gasoline and diesel
>oil-drilling hypocrat

We only import people with low education so they can do all the shit jobs we dont want.

He tore it off like a civilized person.

Why did you ruin that based flag with a leaf?

"Norwegian national" Newspeak for Somali muslim

Somali, not Norwegian.
Also he killed a US citizen, he did nothing wrong

>you cant
>can see everyones income
>is the "special child" every american liberal points to and says "lets be more like them"
>Norway was irellevent till oil
>literally the Oklahoma of Scandinavia.
>Sweden has never conquered
>Finland rekted soviets
>norway has been everyones bitch since the beginning of history.
>I can
>history can

Are you drunk or something?

I hate it. Newspaper here covers European mass immigration as if all were from Syria. Posting children and women, their source was the BBC anyway.

Then again you are the Austrian flag sideways.

Very

We know he's Somali, idiot.

It's the fact that he's a national in your country at all.

I dont live there.

Norway BTFO

>Find one fault with my country
I can easily find 6

S W E D E N

Norway Stories !

" Do you know what the Norwegian said , who was shot in the forehead ? "
"No!"
"That was close."

" Do you know why the Norwegians go out on the balcony when there is lightning ? "
"No!"
" They think they will be photographed . "

" Do you know why Norwegians do not see the Hulk on TV? "
"No!"
" They go when it gets green man . "

" Do you know why the Norwegians watering their flagpoles ? "
"No!"
" Because they want the knob will turn out . "

"Why do Norwegians crawling on the floor in the supermarket ? "
" They 're looking for low-cost . "

" Why he Norwegians door open when they are sitting on the toilet ? "
" To no one will look through the keyhole . "

" Why stop Norwegians pill in the nose ? "
" They do not want brats . "

" What does the Norwegian roundabouts ? "
" Maximum eight laps . "

" What will I answer, if you hit 1 + 1 on a Norwegian calculator? "
"Please wait."

The sign above the Norwegian fire extinguisher :
" NOTE: Always try saver one week before the fire ."

Then again you're the freedom flag anyways.

Your eastern neighbour.

being on top of captain sweden

your country's terrain makes for a difficult border wall.

because you're going to desperately need one in just a few years.

>Kraut brags about not living in Norway

>Norway BTFO
>Norway Beat the fucking Ottomans

Norway based as fuck.

>Breivik still not national hero

I win

You beat us in 94' world cup :(

"Do you know, how to recognize a Norwegian aircraft in a blizzard?"
"No!"
"They have snow chains around the propellers."

Middle of the night the phone rang with an angry signal.
"Can I get a taxi to Main Street 7."
"Sorry, but you have the wrong number."
"No, it's not the wrong number. Surely I know who lives here."

Norwegian to his wife:
"They said it would snow on the radio."
"Then you should cover over the radio."

"Do you know what the latest Norwegian energy saving tip is all about?"
"No."
"If you get water all over, for example, when boiled tea, you can freeze it and then reuse it."

The Norwegian lifeguard to their employer:
"It is unusual for many good swimmers here today."
"Why?"
"At least seven have waved to me."

Harald asks Ole:
"Thundered it with you last night?"
"I do not know, I was at the neighbors all night."

Ole asked the star for an autograph. He looked at the little note he received and said:
"Am I really writing this crumpled little note?"
"Yes, I write clear copies of it then when I get home."

Two Norwegians:
"Can you imagine that in the United States becomes a person run over each quarter."
"Oops. What a bad luck he must have."

"How lowers to a Norwegian submarine?"
"You swim down and tap!"

How it lowers it again?
Man swims down and tap. Norwegians opens and says:
"Neti, this time we do not go in there!"

The Norwegian was sitting on the dock with his tie hanging in the water. A lady walked past.
"Do you know that you have the tie in the water? 'She says."
"Sure, I angles, answer the Norwegians."
"But you can not possibly methane with the tie?"
"Why not? Some people use the fly."

"Why have north man brings a car door when he goes into the desert?"
"For him to be able to open if it gets too hot."

"Why have north man brought two car doors as he walks in the desert?"
"For him to be able to open drafts if it gets too hot."

"Why did not Jesus was born in Norway?"
"They could not find three wise men."

>implying mudslime refugees work
They coming over for free shit

"Why do Norwegians stuff bread crumbs in the nose?"
"To feed the crows."

A Norwegian was over in Sweden to work. He was employed as a lumberjack.
The foreman said:
"With this saw you can trap 40 trees a day."
But when three days had not gone Norwegian shed more than three. Then the foreman took hold of the saw to show how it would go to.
When he started the chainsaw jumped Norwegian loudly and shouted:
"What you those brummer so?"

A Swedish hares have come close to the Norwegian border, when he meets a Norwegian hare fleeing to Sweden.
"Why are you running?"
"It is moose in Norway."
"But you're not a moose?"
"No, but tell it to the Norwegians."

"Why always use Norwegian surgeons rubber gloves?"
"In order not to leave fingerprints."

"How is it that a Norwegian sat at the computer?"
"It is Tipp-Ex on the screen."

"Helicopter crashed at cemetery in Norway, has so far been found 350 dead."

"What is called smart people in Norway?"
"Tourists."

So it was a Norwegian, who screamed at Karl-Johan:
"The Norwegian parliament is a bunch of idiots."
He got ten years in prison for revealing the Norwegian state secret.

Norwegians who had got three children said to his wife:
"Now that's enough with children, as every fourth child on this earth is born Chinese."

Quality Swedish education at work people!

Err, rrrm, .....
The only fault I can find is that it's seriously expensive. I've visited your country. And everything costs a fortune. If I want a coffee here in Scotland it's about £2. In your country it's close to the equivalent of £6.

Please stop, I'll pay you.

what now Norway? I bet your pretty buttblasted

I can see how it would be expensive for visitors, we make too much money over here.

It's no longer part of Denmark

I have heard them all before, with Sweden instead of Norway. In Denmark as well. Two countries against one there svenskjævel

They stole greenland and the faroe islands from us in the divorce, damn danes.

ooh very rumprustled I see

>norweigan metal rock concert

>norweigan snow shovels

Having tons of people with down's syndrome and compensating your shit genw pool by stealing pure eastern european and north european immigrants' kids.

Hand over the oil, Norway.

>norweigan spelling

Your VAT, income, and sales taxes.

>norweigan oranges

you have a disgusting neighbor
oh wait i do too

>norweigan mathematics

>Swedish genetics

I don't get it. Isn't that just supposed to suggest that they sell up to 100 of them and they don't ramp up the prices?

it's supposed to be a good deal, but norweigans cannot into maths

Aye. Alright. I love Norway, though. I have visited twice. It reminds me a bit of my country: Scotland.
The culture is similar. It doesn't quite feel 'abroad'
Same with Denmark.
My family live in New Zealand and it feels like rural Scotland or England. The other side of the planet and it feels like home. It's a 26 hour flight and I stop in Hong Kong or Singapore, which are utterly exotic. I love NZ. My sister wants me to move there, but I love it here.

I'm just joking with you brother, come back inside and drink with us.

Your flag looks so empty and boring and It's an almost identical Rip off of the Canadian flag.

Scotland is alright in my book, as soon as you leave britain you can come hang out in the nordic-club
You are trying too hard

trying to hard what

fak u dud

You were our bitch for hundreds of years and then you find some black goo in the ground, suddenly you're not an irrelevant coast of fishing villages and Nato wants your dick. Suddenly you're of the opinion you are better than us, you're worse than stuck up bitches in Stockholm that don't realise their looks will not last forever.

I come here to make you thread better and have a laugh with my neighbours over the silly sibling rivalry we have going on, and I'm trying too hard?

Fuck you dude.

That is the one REAL flaw with your country,that I have seen demonstrated too often in this shithole.. you think you're so much better than your neighbours. Instead of taking pity on the populace of Sweden when our polticians form a demodictatorship and we become invaded. No, your countrymen take joy and glee from our misery.

Meanwhile this Swede would die for any True nordic brother.

You can't even leave the seed vault closed, fucking morons.

Fantastic English, Jamal.

You're neighbors with Sweden.

I literally just watched a documentary about the south pole race.

>change plans at the last second, your men go for it, you find multiple things for the first time, you win, plant a flag, come back, have a safe trip, lecture across the world, your name is secured

>you leave a letter that you bantzily request be delivered back to your king by the other guy

>the other guy had been close before but nah. he sees that flag and it depresses him so much that he dies 11 miles from a food depot

that's pretty ebin.