What happens here?

Is Slovakia a redpilled country?

I have Slovak heritage, and I have an offer to study for a semester at the Slovak University of Technology in Bratislava.

Should I look into Slovakia as a relocation option if America becomes South Africa 2.0?

Yes, if you like gypsies

There are a lot of Caves there. Also, Peter Sagan.

I had a friend who used to joke that Bratislava was the worst city in Europe but who knows that was a while back.

>Bratislava was the worst city in Europe
That's definitely Berlin, Brussels or Paris
Bratislava needs grow to be a city first

All I know about Bratislava is from that Euro Trip movie, dunno how accurate it is but kinda looks like a hellhole desu

They are like Poles, but more primitive (yes, that's possible).

Leaf expat here. Been there a few times
>Watch eurotrip Bratislava scene
>Take it as parody
>Go to Bratislava
>It wasn't even a parody
Also
>Have gf in orawa region of Slovakia
>Drive through northern Slovakia
>Farmland and shitty wooden houses
>People speak funny polish/Czech
>Expensive because they use the euro
>Literally worse than Poland in every way

So if Slovakia is just discount Poland, I should attempt to relocate to Poland instead?

It kinda is, tbqh. Slovaks are basically inferior Czechs. They have no history of their own aside from being a Magyar colony, betraying us every time they could and complaining about being oppressed because we showed them the wonders of indoor plumbing. They're also our Mexicans, they work here for pennies which is very telling since we're also poorfags.
They also take everything super-seriously and can't resist taking bait. I bet this will generate butthurt comments even if I state that was the purpose.

Yep
>Same size and resources as Germany
>Recovering quickly from Soviet influence
>They love leafs/burgers
Become an English teacher, famski. The salary is low for USD, but your standard of living will be quite good. Also, qt Slav grills and most people are redpilled af. Just avoid major cities if you want a great salary and traditional families. Just Poznan and Wroclaw are the worst. You'll be super appreciated in medium cities. See: Cieszyn, Rzeszów, Opole, Pszczyna, Bielsko-Biała, and Katowice for example

Reee

No, Bratislava is definitely the worst city in Europe. It is Ukraine tier city with terrible infrastructure and with nothing to see. But, luckily, the eastern parts of Slovakia are beautiful -- nature wise -- and are not so much urbanised, which is a big plus, since Slovakia is historically an agricultural country.

So, if are expecting to find Paris or Prague, you will be damn disappointed, but if you are looking for an agricultural, catholic country that has not been poisoned by consumer culture then i recommend eastern slovakia.

>inferior Czechs.

No such thing. Nothing is lower than a nation full of porn-loving raging homosexuals like you. You are the French of the east.

I should add. If you make like 2500-3000 zloty per month, it's only like $800 USD. But one zloty in Poland gets you what one USD gets you stateside, give or take a single digit of percent.

Good to know. Thanks.

I don't even think I've seen a single Slovakian flag on this board, but that may be due to the fact I always confuse them with Slovenia

Only people from Prague. They are raging leftist faggots.

If the crest background is red,slovakia. If it's blue, Slovenia. Had the same problem for a long time desu

Very redpilled, czech people (subhumans) are jealous and shittalk it often

when i see dick i just cant help myself and suck it.

I lived in Trenčín for a month and it was pretty comfy. I didn't get the whole slovak experience in my time there but Bratislava seemed a little dumpy though the historic square is cool.

Reporting in

wasnt even filmed in slovakia...

Nice I just found one

Bratislava is a shithole. Everyone knows that here. Rest is pretty comfy desu.

Stay butthurt, i am from Prague and my experience is quite different. I think, I have not met a single all out leftie in my life. I am of course talking about men since women are retarded in every corner of the earth.

Dated a girl from a town near Ostrava. 10/10 desu

Slovaks are our fellow Hungarians.

Hey if you see a guy in the Charles bridge playing accordion and selling his mixtapes tell him that it's very good

The west ruined us in 1989. Divide and conquer in action. I think we are a country of extremes, there are either very smart people or very stupid people, nothing in between. Our women are the most beautiful on the planet. We have the world's biggest underground drinking water source.

Czechoslovakia will rise again.

I live in Bratislava. Sídlisko is pretty comfy desu.

>Czechoslovakia

No. You belong to us.

Sorry mate, i am avoiding city center as much as i can. I hate tourists, the cancer of this beautiful city.

I know some hardcore lefties and most of them are from prague. Then there is this guy from ostrava who is literally "are you fucking kidding me" tier.

But overall people here are more traditionalists even if they dont realise it themselves. On facebooks is looks like 50 50 for cucks/uncucks, but facebook left is always louder than the real one.

kek, all Slovak students who can study in Czech Republic

That is understandable. Half the people I saw around Wenceslas, the old town, and the castle were Chinese

I am doing my PhD at that university. Slovakia is pretty red pilled politically, but it's also quite poor. Bratislava is small and kinda shitty city, but it's nothing terrible really. Worst that could happen is that you will be bored. If you want to try something different, give it a try.

Both Hungary and the Ukraine habe absolutely shit-tier economies, and Slovakia feels like a mix between them. Why woukd someone ever want to live there?

If you are totally okay with lower standards oft living in exchange for ethnic homogenity, find a good expat job in Czechia or Poland.

Also there is a lot of castles and historical shit going on in Slovakia as well as great nature for hiking if you fancy such trips.

Are girls redpilled too ?

They are completely useless compared to their overlords (the Czech), who are completely useless compared to their overlords (the Germans).

Girls are pretty conservative here, no western liberal nonsense. They however are not usually that interested in politics - but that is a definition of a red pilled girl by some standards.

Prague is a shithole and should be nuked.
>gay parades
>niggers
>whores
>leftists

Whoever says opposite is lying.

Orava is really shitty. Circa 1 month ago I try to find a bed for one night. They want MORE than previous one in Tatry! If there was not that shit with that meeting in Poland, I try that there. 30 mins Poland, 2hrs homeland. Jebat ich.

Careful that you don't end up in Slovenia instead

No, it's nothing to compared to how it is in Western countries.

You people are extremists when it comes to this stuff so you panic at the first sign of it. In some respects it might be beneficial in the long run, but it's also this inherent violence in Eastern Europeans that you have that will always make you inferior to Westerns (even if you outlive us).

No need for nukes, all the problems would be solved by carpet bombing Wenceslas square during a gay parade.

This guy is right. The culture shift was enormous when I went to vienna after being in slovakia for a month. Within 24 hours I saw many migrants and gay flags, which I rarely if ever saw before.

I found it to be comfy as fuck, especially the carpathian bits where the villages still have those commie loudspeakers everywhere.

Bratislava was nice too, I don't get all the shit it gets here.

I visited Prague last week and I wanted to throw up. What fucks me up the most about is the presence of fucking Thai massage centres and other """authentic""" shit in the historical centre. I was legitimately triggered. Globalism and tourism ruined the city.

Young people are pretty redpilled here but the older generation kind of distorts the whole picture - many of the are soviet style communism lovers and have no idea what freedom and responsibility means.

On the other hand there are no mudslimes, gypsies are visible in the bigger cities only in the east and it's an open market for any smart enterpreneur who's tough enough to withstand to insane and sluggish bureaucracy.

The better looking women from cities are in 98% cases strictly gold-diggers - you either need to catch them young during college or get a girl from some village or a smaller town.

The relocation is very bad idea. They, we or anybody here, just in that case would be somehow really safe at a happening, if the V4 (+1,2) means a real unification and brings ultimate wall building/controlling/defending project around the v4 member countries.

Don't dream about these mini countries with 5, 10, 20, etc mil. population have chance alone in long term. Unite or die out.

Ive recently noticed that there is a shitload of women with black kids in czechia. Its not only Prague. I saw them in other cities, I saw them in buses/trains. But never any man to be seen with them.

What does this mean? Do we have feral BBC problem?

Bacha, germán tuhle ironii asi nepochopí.
Same with Prague. But IMHO it's due fags across the country comes here and there and you have probems meet that has a history.
Prostě v celém státě lid vykopává nejambicióznější kretény ze svého okolí a posílá je realizovat se do hlavního města. A tohle jaksi platí i mimo exfederál.

>Czechs
>violance
Have you ever heard of the Velvet Revolution?
Have you ever heard of how we fought when Germans where invading us? -- we have not.
Please, show me one instance of the Czech violance.

It was filmed in the better parts of the city, they were too afraid to film in the ghettos.

Hussite wars, the first defenestration, the second defenestration, murders of innocent Germans after the war? Not that I think it's bad, but we can be violent.

Try it out for a semester and see if you like it.

We just need to kill some politicians.Wages are low when you want better paying job you need to go to the fucking Czech Republic.But at least no one is gonna murder you or rob you in my city.Which is beautiful.

>hussite wars
that wasnt completely czech. For instance, Prokop Holý was german. also that was in middle ages
>first defenestratioon
same argument stands
>second defenestration
it wasnt even violence. they survived. and it happened only because habsburg first promised to leave hussites in peace and then backstabbed them. It was renaissance equivalent of not voting for hillary.

>murder of germans
orchestrated by Stalin

except of the tourism its the best city in europe 10/10

You can't deny that Czechs were present, though. It's also irrelevant that it happened in the middle ages, you wanted an example of violence and got it.
Oh, so tossing people out of windows isn't violent if they survive? What if I stab you and you survive?
I doubt all of them were orchestrated by Stalin, it looked more like angry plebs to me, but provide sources if youre so sure about it.

99% white, feels good.

>murder of germans
Look at it this way: They were imported by a ruling class that needed supporters. For 300 years, they refused to assimilate or learn the language at least. When they felt high and mighty, they tried to exterminate the natives. It's only right the niggers got exterminated and deported back to their side of the border.

> 99% white
> 500 000 gypsies out of 5 000 000 total population and the gypo population is rapidly growing.

You summed it up nicely. Nowadays, teachers try to guilt trip us for this at school, but I have always understood their motivations for doing it. It's only natural. Maybe it wouldn't have happened had the vast majority of them not supported Hitler.

:(

They all supported hitler. The moment they got the news that they have lost the war they all found their conscience. There's a documentary about it where some Germs is howling "Why did they do it to the children". Well guess why.

>innocent Germans

Slovakia is nice, think about it like catholic Czechia or mountainous Poland with Hungarian customs. And shitotone of gypsies that should be killed asap.

It's amazing how much nerve they have. I remember that one, on the anniversary of German annihilation of Lidice, the Germans demanded for us to apologize for what we've done to them after the war. I don't like Klaus, but I'm happy that he refused to apologize.
I forgot to put quotations around that, I was on a mobile.

You summed in nicely. Although it is sad what our border region ended up like nowadays. Where were germans are now empty buildings falling apart. where were coal miners are now gypsy ghettos. along the highway to germany there are gypsies whoring their 12yo girls.
It is really depressing sight and living there must be even worse.

And to think we and germans had history of great friendship together (only habsburgs were dicks to us). It is sad to see that all this was thrown away because of one terrible moment in history.

I just wish we lived in some alternative universe where empires of Austria, Russia and Germany fell apart in a peaeful way and created some kind of commonwealth of friendship with newly created states, like the British empire.

sad

I hate that movie so much i can't even say it.

I was in Bratislava for a trip, and except Center and Castle, it seems like 2/3 world poor city.
I don't know how the roads look worse than here in Serbia, but they do. Also almost nobody there speaks English, so it was more productive to speak Serbian than English funnily enaugh.

The Eternal German is extremely destructive, he dodges any chance to admit his wrongs unless pressured by greater powers (Allies after WWII).

i sense anti-slovak posters here
please delete all your RUDE posts and leave
thank you

not sure if a compliment or an another attempt to make Slovaks assimilate and become Hungarians

anti-slovak is code word for truth

slovak technology LOL it's an oxymoron

I liked it, Michelle Trachtenberg had a nice ass.
It was filmed in the CZ btw.

In regards to Slovakia, we were going for some rafting each year until one time we arrived, went to check water level in the river like 100 meters from our cabin and after 10 mins we were away the cabin was already broken into and our shit was stolen.

Last time we went...

Compared to us Slovaks are more hotheaded, irrational - bit more fascist like. Saw video of police raiding some disco checking underage drinkers, everyone had to put hands to wall and being patted down... when i was like 16 and was in a club sleeping drunk and cops didnt even notice me.

RUDE
delete now!!!

we always were the nice guys in history :(

btw forgot to put some positive stuff, got some slovak friends who are cool and their girls are qties, almost all blonde and not fat

I sense some slovakian denialist here who will not admit that their country is a total shithole, and therefore the country will be a shithole forever.

but every eastern european is a shithole even yours is not much better so dont be RUDE

Cmon, slovak technogy is amazing. In a short period from early 1990(end of commieism) to late 1992(end of czechoslovakia). They managed to create a genuine nation out of a mongrel Hungaro/gypsy/czecho race and convince everybody in slovakia that they belong to this nation and should be independent.

guys we were once independent before 1939
in the 9th century for around 50 years!!!
stfu masaryk

what history?

without Slovakia there wouldn't be an independent Czech nation

I have to admit that i was a bit rude, but i just can not stand denialists.
It is the same as a fucking leftie denying everything happening around him.

So, next time, when you will be describing Slovakia to a foreigner, please, be realistic.

principality of nitra (independent) => great moraiva => kingdom of hungary => austria hungary => czechoslovakia => slovakia (independent) => czechoslovakia => slovakia (independent)

Ask an assistant of slovak MP anything, I work here
>pic related

Why do you greet each other with "Ahoy" in the middle of the forest?

Why did Fico's party vote for immigration in brusel?
cucks

What party?

Did you know that Tiso actually wanted to annex Moravia and Czech Silesia? He wrote letter to Adolf saying that Moravians were oppresssed by czechs and that they are actually czechified slovaks. So it would be only right if Moravians returned home and greater slovakia was formed.
Adolf maybe laughed, maybe cringed, but he didnt give a fuck.


also
>nazi puppet state
>independent

what a good man
truly a hero
thats why czechoslovaks killed him

Muhhamad seems to be angry that Czechs wont let him in their country as easily as Hans

MP's in europarliament criticize our prime minister, even in their own party for corruption and immigration policy. Its fucked up.
One of 4 in opposition (pic related, one of those MP's is my boss)
Awkwardness and potentional fuck if you are a woman

>Should I look into Slovakia as a relocation option if America becomes South Africa 2.0?
No. Stay home, you nigger.

Hello Muhammad, how much underaged german grills have you raped today? :^))

Just say the name of the fucking party, you retarded attention whore.