What is the best country in Europe and why the answer is Belgium?

What is the best country in Europe and why the answer is Belgium?

>best beer
>best soccer team
>ruling over Europe due to the EU
>strong economy
>best chocolate
>nice people

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>country

T.paki lover

>it's another "belgium, literally a non-country"-baiting thread

>shit roads

>best posters of Sup Forums come from BElgium

american microbrews are the best in the world
soccer is hue-tier nonwhite sport, also you call it soccer which is an american term
you are ruled by jews, mostly american jews
our economy is the biggest
chocolate is ok i guess
belgians are niggers that wouldn't give anything other than a middle finger for their fellow man

dog bless

>best beer
Denmark
>best football team
Germany / Italy
>rulling over EU
Headquarters are in your capital because everyone decided you were irrelevant enough not to be a threat
>strong economy
Lmao
>best chocolate
This is true, Belgian chocolate is awesome.
>nice people

ALLAHU ACKBAR is not nice my friend

At least Pakistan is a real country

Well, the issue is the same as with communism. Which has never failed, because everything that has branded itself as communism, and failed, can be declared to be "not communism" afterwards.

In that sense, since belgium is not a country, it also can't fail - but the idea behind it, is as dystopian as communism, and should not be taken serious by anyone of sane mind.

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Yes and it's just about to leave the EU.

t.sharter

Belgium, you only exist to deliver comfort food to the rest of the world. Your beer, chocolate and waffles are legit amazing.

You are experts at these products because they take your attention away from your horrible lives, at least for a moment.

>best beer
Northrine-Westphalia makes better beer alone
>best "soccer" team
We have the best football team
>ruling over Europe due to the EU
I thought that would be us aswell?
>strong economy
for your size maybe
>best chocolate
Switzerland
>nice people
Netherlands is nicer

Belgium was nice when I was bluepilled and young

>Dutch
>Nice

Filthy swamp jews

>american microbrews are the best in the world

Not this meme again.

> Netherlands is nicer
Vielen Dank Senpai :3

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>2016
>germans still think they make good beer

>best beer
Indeed, you've got the best beer.
>best soccer team
Germany
>ruling over Europe due to the EU
Germany
>strong economy
Definitely not. Just look at your roads.
>best chocolate
True
>nice people
True

3/6

Dutch clay

You basically have everything we have but worse and 40% of your country speaks French which already makes it unbearable.

I travel a lot and in my opinion, the best country in general in Europe that I have been to, is Portugal.

And the question that I want to ask, that we're all going to ask, is "Who are you?" I'd never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, Belgium, who voted for you, and what mechanism … oh, I know democracy isn't popular with you lot, and what mechanism the people of Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy? Well, I sense, I sense though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of European democracy, and of the European nation states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of the existence of nation states - perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country. But since you took over, we've seen Greece reduced to nothing more than a protectorate. Sir, you have no legitimacy in this job at all, and I can say with confidence that I speak on behalf of the majority of British people in saying: We don't know you, we don't want you, and the sooner you're put out to grass, the better.

>best beer
ok, yes
>best soccer team
Germany
>ruling over Europe due to the EU
Nope
>strong economy
Eh
>best chocolate
Don't care abut chocolate
>nice people
Nope

I have to agree, my belgian friend.

Stop shitposting.
Anyone who loves this corrupt globalist masonic-controlled soon to be islamic country is a full-on moron

>power bottoms

Post the real version

T. NEETs

"""""belgian""""" football team

This country is a paradise for NEETs though, so next to muslims, lefties and Walloons, NEETs are in love with this country as well

>kill 28 of your 31 crew over a stupid fucking boat
>become a hero

oh well.

This is fucking disgusting.

Afraid?

Scared?

t, non country

Liege is a comfy and nice city to be honest my family member.

Shame about drug addicts and niggers I have seen in the park.

Other than it's very beautiful.

Good beer and friendly people.

Never had a problem.

top lel belgbro
>work in Brussel 3 days a week
>pretty awesome place
>get off work
>look for place to eat
>see nothing but kebab places and jihads being prepped
>walk through main park
>some shitskin approaches me and shouts something in Arabic to me
>"Sir, I don't understand you"
>you no speak Arabic, it's Brussels white man!
>mfw no mfw
>proceeds to talk some shit about white establishment and runs off
>walk through different street
>see Pajeet's family standing near a Tesla
>Pajeet is teaching his ways to his son; he is pooing behind a Tesla
>Anusha, Pajeet's wife, is pooing behind a tree
>make nothing of it; try to walk past
>AAYY YO DIN MA LI HAHUEAHEIIII ALALAAAAAA
>what the fuck Pajeet i don't understand
>proceed to walk uncomfortably fast as Pajeet shouts "you stupid white man why you look" as his shouting is muffled out in the distance
>quickly go back to my hotel and go to sleep
>wake up next morning knowing that I can go back to my based white town in the forest

Haha Belgium, you mean the beta version of the Netherlands?

Also
>calling football soccer
>not realizing Germany's football team is the best

Except that our beer isn't literally piss.

>best "soccer" team
>We have the best football team

not so fast germany

How are your gun laws?

What is Ghana?

Honestly, the best of Western-Europe. UK, Netherlands, France and Germany have stricter gun laws then us. But one has to consider our gun laws as a relict of the past: many many people used to own guns here and we had a gun culture but the government slightly pushed back on it. They radically changed our gun laws back in 2006, when a nazi shot up a nigger and a Turk in Antwerp. Nevermind that muslims commit serious crimes using illegal guns though

>american beer

What is education?

>Belgium
>real country

30 replies in and still no Flemish vs Walloon. This thread is NOT going well for my liking.

Like food.

Absent in Ghana

>How are your gun laws?

Better than yours.

You can't be Belgian if you love Belgium...

Must have approval from a doctor and must be affiliated with a shooting club (or whatever they call this).

Our beers are amazing, our chocolate is good.

That's pretty much it. Our country's a joke

bait

Why does Liege look like a poor city?

Even my city is richer.

It seems like no one is working, How do they earn money?

t. tourist.

we have the best beer yes, chocolate is also very good

we also have 5 different governments, yes you read that right

fuck this dumb country

>how does Liège look like a poor city
Because it is a poor city.

Belgium does know the correct way of saying fries in Dutch so I think they are based
>Patatnegers /out/

>patat voor 2,50!

makes me cringe, why dutchbros why

>Why does Liege look like a poor city?

Because it's in Wallonia. And because Wallonia is enterely under the control of socialist mobster-politicians and trade unions

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you should visit Charleroi m8 :')

>best beer
stopped reading there

>best soccer team
LOL

>we also have 5 different governments, yes you read that right
Belgium has nine parliaments, eight governments, three highest courts, only one King but two Queens. We have ten provinces, but still eleven governors. Nowhere in the world there are more institutions per square meter.

Belgium is indeed a non-country. Flanders would be much better off joining the Netherlands (but only if we are treated completely equal).
Also disband the EU and form a Pan Germanic Union with strong immigration laws and a strong economy

I thought the Walloons were rude but they seemed friendly enough.

Looks like it. Didn't see any black person though. Also all the school children were white.

I'm afraid to go to your country again, So many news about ISIS in Belgium.

>"best soccer team"
Your nigger and Muslim run team lost to fucking Wales 3-1 in your last game.

Belgium is not a country.

I don't know people above the river seems to have an extra chromosome

why is their butt and crotch area green?

I knew something was off.

Why isn't Belgium considered a country?

It has lines and people and stuff like other countries. wtf

>not even a country

I'd still suck dem nips

>american microbrews

>>best chocolate
Don't think so nigger.

>Full of sand monkeys
>best country

pick one

perfectly safe m8

don't believe sensationalist media

>full of Irish

I'm not risking it. I didn't even feel safe in Germany. I feel safer in my 3rd world shithole to be honest.

I almost got stabbed in Germany by a bunch of refugees, yes by a bunch of fucking refugees.

France was so non-white I literally pray whenever I get cash from the ATM machine or go out to eat at night, I also almost got robbed by a Turk.

Thanks Europe.

It's like you people want to drive away the good folks like me from your continent.

Our most wanted terrorist (who was brought back from an Iraqi prison by our own fucking government) is still free.

I'm so fucking angry that no one seems to care that our government facilitates terrorism.

>Cuck preferring shitskins over white people

Underrated desu

>Irish
>white

Dude what?

>Irish
>""""""""""White"""""""""""" """""""""""""""people"""""""""""""

why is everything getting so expensive
I'm doing my groceries in france now because of how ridiculously cheaper it is

dude it's not like this is some warzone or something

the only real danger might be brussels, but who wants to go there anyway? it's a massive shithole

I never felt so scared and violated as a woman. Here in my country they at least respect women like me.

Whenever I was in Europe, guys would flirt and stare at me.

Every guy looked like he never had sex for 1000 years, all look like hungry sex deprived animals ready to jump at women.

I might as well go to Africa if I wanted to be violated.

RIP Europe.

come to the states....ah, wait....better plan it out so you don't end up in a predominately black area.

>ruling the Eu (you see whats wrong here?)
>who won the last world cup?
>E>C>O>N>O>M>Y
>Chocolate = Swiss
>when you mean the natives, on that we can agree

>States
Filipino's who go to the states are looked heavily down upon.

Plus American Filipinos are swagtards and wannabe niggers.

No thank you.

Passed through Belgium on the way to Germany once. Looked like a total wasteland. Not even in the "nice scenery, but I wouldn't live here" kind of way that France has, just looks bleak and shit.

10/10 beer though

> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

True best beer by margin.

Wish we had their beer here.

Fuck our retarded import laws.

>St. Bernardus Abt 12

Patrician taste sir, that shit tastes amazing.

>nice people
No.

Fuck up Ahmed

better to be a belgian or a penguin
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