Why is this shithole not a part of Germany?

Why is this shithole not a part of Germany?

they pretend to be nordic, although they are 99.99% german

Because of Russia and (you)

because we aren't german

You are.
>beer
>polse/wurst
>not actually in Scandinavia

Wrong. It's north Germans that are Danes.

>Why is this shithole not a part of Germany?

Some parts are thanks to pic related.

wine is more popular
polse is popular everywhere
fennoscandia =/= scandinavia.
we have much more in common with other scandis than germans. we only use them for cheap alcohol/soda

Why isnt schleswig part of denmark is the question?
They make the better society so independence is justified. Also wed mutt them hard.

As if you arent close to lower saxony tho.

we had a vote on that

i don't think so. it's kind of amazing how big of cultural shock there is between denmark and germany, whereas going to norway or sweden is pretty much the same

DELET THIS

Yeah that vote was an amazing display of civility concerning clayexchange.
Back then germany had more to offer then today ofc.
Well you think its a wealth thing mostly that divides you from western lower germans?

>he thinks polse is popular here.
>he thinks wine is more popular in Denmark
>he thinks we have anything but our language and flag in common.

Scandinavia is the name of the mountain range in between Norway and Sweden. You only get to be called Scandinavia because of culture.

The name Scandinavia has its origin in Scania (former Denmark).

throughout history, they never wanted to be part of the kingdom of Denmark, so it's not so weird they ended up under someone else.

Because they're better than D*etusch scum

god bless the Danelaw

>>he thinks we have anything but our language in common.
yeah english lmoa

If we really wanted north Germany back we would take it, but it isn't worth it, then we would just have to drive longer for cheap beer.

because the Kingdom of denmark is far older than fucikng anything thats in germany
Because is the land has been settled by danes and jutes for 2k years
Because when the german ambasador asked the danish king "if german and denmark should be united under one flag" durring the ww2 occupation.
The King responded with "you will have to talk to my son about that. Im far to old ro rule a nation that big

>Why isnt schleswig part of denmark is the question?
Their peasant army kicked ass on the royal danish army by using their supreme knowledge of the terrain

what do you think of greenland?

Because fucking bastard Danes.

Good beer export deal we got going there

They're pretty much colonized. They are alright

One a side note
ey french and austria...see those golden cannons on that shitty collum..their are ours. and the german scum stole them from us!
So. How are we gonna get them back? iv infiltrated the area. the secruity is very laxed (and entrence tickets are cheap)

*dies like a bitch*

>tfw the best character dies stupidly

Fuck the Danes

Denmark is my favourite country in Europe and I am glad they are independent

Uthred looks like a retard with shit facial hair. And I don't like how they dealt with Ubba and Guthrum. It started "good" and then went to shit.

Want to get invaded again?

It's still superior to Vikings. Yeah Uthred is a cunt but he grew on me with each passing episode.

Why do Danes hate us so?

Denmark used to be connected to Scandinavia by a landbridge.

We do? My farfar hated you guys though.

Why can't we leave the past behind us? Why can't we be friends, like with France?

I'm probably the last guy you should ask, as I been in Germany more times than I can count. My parents have friends in Germany

You're a good friend.

but it is

>mutt can't understand the concept of nationality

why are finns living there?

The freedom of the Swiss is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos.

>I'd have them all in zoos
I doubt they'd enjoy Berlin

>I doubt they'd enjoy Berlin

Berlin is enjoyed by many subhumans, so I'd say you are wrong.

They actually wanted to join us in the end but we rejected them.

of course it's an american post

The Swiss are noble and independent people and a great example to all the collectivist fucks in the EU. Only Germans and the filth they let inside their country deserve the punishment of living in Berlin.

Because we are here to protect them

The irony is that Switzerland is the proof that a multilingual confederation of states works.

>Germans and the filth they let inside their country

Point taken.

because you are fucking assholes that's why. most danes hate germans, and for good reason. you have a history of attacking denmark completely unprovoked on multiple occasions, you don't just forget about stuff life that.

Danes>Germans.
There I said it

I'm so sorry to hear that. May we offer reparations?

As long as you let those people to decide about themselves.

More like why are not them part of a kind of Scandinavian confederation / Union.

>The irony is that Switzerland is the proof that a multilingual confederation of states works.

No, the real irony is that Switzerland is the most multicultural nation in Europe.

Switzerland actually fought a war to keep secessionists in check.

because norway and sweden don't like us

That's not true we love you

>state sends money to Greenland
>Greenland buys Beer

It's like America and Israel, but with beer

search your feelings you know it to be true

are they? my experience dealing with Greenlanders is that they are a totally foreign people, drunken eskimos.

if danish people hate germans and germany why is this man friendly to hitler?

That's Lars von Trier.

Trier is a city in Germany, so Lars is German nobility. Of course he will side with Denmark's oppressors.

Because it's not a Germany?

his father is german, he is not danish.

do germans like him and his movies?

do danes like him and his movies? i always thought he's the danish kim ki-duk

>do germans like him and his movies?

I'm a huge fan of Antichrist, Melancholia and the first part of Nymphomaniac.

(((american)))

>calling denmark a shithole
wew lad