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This autismo yank posting crying baby pictures only proves how shit Americans are at banter and inventing gimmicks

good edition

>This autismo yank posting crying baby pictures only proves how shit Americans are at banter and inventing gimmicks

tfw no rose gf

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I am the fat cat

communism is the next logical step for our country

my pubes are nearly ginger

thats because im not going to argue with you, you whiny little bitch

bangarang

he seems to be doing a good job at triggering the fuck out of you

Can't believe I'm the only one ITT to have seen this

It's a marvel of British cinema

PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

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me

gis a mouthful then

Don't like girls stinky minges

*rams my cock all the way down your throat*
Happy?

in colour, not flavour. at least that what i think he means.

i love their musky arseholes

alri? *sits down and relaxes*

100% of the girls I've eaten out have been absolutely vile

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>future of sports
>tranny girls hopped up on performance enhancers beating the ever loving shit out of women
fucking mint

Would never put my mouth anywhere near a gash. They're disgusting and I would never let a female have power over me

reckon they ought to segregate the sexes in sport to make it more fair and competitive

there's an aussie rugby or aussie rules trans player that's stomping in the womens league

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eating pussy is beta
sucking cock is alpha

business idea: become a trans boxer so i can legally beat up women

>brexit happening in a year or so
>almost no progress
LEL

Been watching this cat literally stalk across the field round back towards two pigeons for over 10 mnutes

Then two paki kids come along and scared them off.

Joining the BNP first thing tomorrow

anyone questioning this is a bigot and should have their life ruined forever

would love to be magically turned into a qt girl for a weekend

virgin freak

could have been a whistle could have been a flute
a real life giver could have been a boot

that's supposed to be female?

chune
youtube.com/watch?v=GdZn7k5rZLQ

Only mental virgins would give up their freedom for some smelly hole.

I'm only now realizing that muscle women do this trousers pull-down thing in pics in order to subliminally point to an absent cock

lol

I wonder what's it like to use metro

oh nononono

male (female), yes

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youtu.be/BXhIT4MpRis

my cat's borderline obese lads

best port of pulling down trousers is the big reveal, like I give a fuck about some stupid fanny, I want a big meaty cock or they can fuck off

what's metro?

agueroooooo

pics of your fat kot

A monk entered a garden and discovered a beautiful fountain. He sat down beside it and prayed to the Virgin to give him a foretaste of Paradise.

A bird began to sing such a beautiful song that the monk was enchanted.

He stayed in the garden, listening to the bird for three hundred years, although it seemed as if he had only been there for a little while.

When the bird stopped singing, the monk got up to join the others for a meal.

He saw a large gate that he had never seen before and realised that this was not his monastery. He entered the church, but did not find his abbot, prior or fellow friars. Instead others had taken their place.

He told them what had happened and they praised the Virgin for the miracle.

my human form is borderline obese lads

Oxford pls

"underground"

is pegging gay?

wait, i'm confused, why is a f2m that clearly got growth hormone and testosterone competing in a female tournament?

blue america
red america
urban america
native america
hispanic america
the tale of 5 americans
let it outside lad

>tick...
>tock...

>none of these features

nope

it's m2f

not him

nothing

2nd american civil war looks more likely every day

Texas laws state that trannies have to compete in the gender they were born with

off on annual leave all this week

NOT THIS TIME NOSENBAUM, TODAY I AM IN CONTROL

TICKING AWAY, THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A SUNDAY

YOU FRITTER AND WASTE THE HOURS IN AN OFFHAND WAY

Got no toil Tommorow

no google the name and you get f2m
this is actually a point against laws like , it's the opposite situation from e.g. fallon fox

Literally have no friends.

uni toil tomorrow

I align myself to fascistic ideology the most however I'd rather see a Corbyn government than a Tory scum government prolonging any further.

Would plow Oxford if he wasn't a degenerate furry.

ah ok
you should have said "I wonder what's it like to use a metro"
you've never used a metro system before?

same

no... no... it was friday a moment ago I swear...
*the distant sound of whipping, sinister cackling the the cacophony of ringing phones grows louder*
NO PLEASE NO

Same here,what do you do to pass the time on your days off from toil?

you don't need any?

My uni toil is on Tuesday

yeah me too

add me on messenger x

Business idea: give women male brains while retaining their form

I'm skinny with a belly. I want to lose my belly but I just love eating crisps and sweets reeee

That's what feminism seeks to do

fuck sh*tain

We don't have one

have friends i enjoy spending time with

same but don't even care at this point

Can I talk about the girl in work for a bit lads?

my biological body is a skele
actually look toned because I have like no % bodyfat

No m8. Feminism sets loose the female brain with zero consequence.

basically me
multiple days this week, my lunch has literally been a few bags of crisps

go on holiday to a country that does have them

RARE
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Ireland confirmed Turd World

>so user, what did you get up to on the weekend?

>this confuses and enrages the continental

>toned