Would you
Would you
I dunno... she might give me crabs.
If it's good enough for Kirk...
Would I?
havn't you always wanted to be a father?
Maybe
She is probably way more repulsive that she looks with the whole mouth tentacles thing and rotten fish smell
But then again a blowjob from this tentacle thing mouth would feel amazing
yes
which parts are soft and which parts are shell?
Very important question.
Shell-tits are kind of a deal breaker.
Or well. Something to cause me to pause for a moment.
why not both?
I would, then again I go to Sup Forums everyday.
softshell crab is the best
>hard vagina lips
>but soft cthulu tentacle rape blowjobs/salad tosses
>not sure how to proceed.
>i would flip a coin
Considering you die in the ocean mixed in with everyones fluids and organs, crabs isnt high on the list
...Maybe....
Yes. The shell is flexible, looks rubbery at most. I can deal.
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No
Now I will.
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Not true.
I assume that only happens when they spawn. Zoiberg has had casual sex before and not died. And being a different species I would say reproduction with her is impossible.
Try to remember where you are when you ask questions like that. We're not like other people.