July 4th was a legit shitshow. Dead bodies and shootings every couple minutes.
Nathaniel Morgan
>kids throwing bricks off the roof at card >man high on drugs "losing his mind"
Michael Bell
*cars
>man trying to break into house, possibly burn it down >has "rocks in his pockets" >rocks his his pockets >rocks
what did they mean by this?
Carter Sullivan
>not having pocket rocks
Angel Jenkins
Stable is not a condition, Robert.
Landon Ortiz
>Omar Sharif
Jose Hall
>male hispanic >tattoos on his face >hit two cars, running stop lights and stop signs
If you're a felon and likely have drugs/guns WHY WOULD YOU DRIVE LIKE THIS god damn so fucking stupid
Easton Wood
First time here, good evening mates.
Noah Lee
Most criminals are dumb hence why prisons are full.
Christian Lopez
Good evening, Robert. Check yo keys!
Oliver Jenkins
Only one open key tonight so far. Nice job, Robert!
Eli Thomas
>tfw two of my coworkers voluntarily transferred to our Chicago office
why wud u do dis
Ayden Collins
Things are already moving pretty fast and we aren't even at midnight. It's gonna be a good night shift, Roberts.
Cooper Murphy
S H O T S F I R E D H O T S
F I R E D
Isaac Hughes
GAY SLURS AND FIGHTING
FAGGOT FIGHT
Tyler Bell
>3 males >afro
Nigs noggin'
Ryder Bailey
...
Kayden Foster
T MINUS 2 HOURS UNTIL THOSE REAL ROBERT HOURS
Liam Parker
>caller's boyfriend just got of jail, came to her apartment and won't leave wew lad
Colton Clark
Should just leave her be. She brought it on herself.
Jack Kelly
Bump for Robert
Grayson Davis
I haven't been to one of these threads before, who is Robert?
Leo Powell
here we go
Eli Russell
Robert is the call sign given to the third shift cars ex: squad car 1234-R would be said "1234 Robert"
All the third shift police have "R" at the end of their number.
Robert is also used as the phonetic for "R" so if they need to spell out the name "Rachel" it would be "Robert Alpha Charlie Hotel Echo Lima"
Adam Butler
>heading over to diversity
RIP
Xavier Johnson
SHOOTING
ET ORDERED TO THE SCENE
MULTIPLE CARS WITH BLOOD ON THEM
WE GON GET ANOTHER DEAD PERSON TONIGHT
Brayden Gray
I'm new to these threads and am a chicagofag myself.
who is Robert?
Camden Moore
Robert is the sole protector of Chiraq.
Also the callsign for night shift policemen.
Jason Sanders
see
Zachary Kelly
>am a chicagofag stay safe robert
Josiah Campbell
OPEN KEY GODDAMNIT CHECK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING KEYS
Dominic Gomez
That's exactly what I imagine the black dispatcher lady looks like.
Brayden Rogers
Hmm looks like flamboyantly gay dispatch has the night off. Or maybe he's working third shift? He's my favorite right after SBD
Nathaniel Nelson
9-11 never forghetti
Michael Martin
WE
Cooper Morgan
RIP Jerome.
Lincoln Campbell
Just now getting around to dark in Chiraq, that when it really starts to pick up.
Christian Jenkins
Thank you.
Ethan Ramirez
Okay what's happening now?
Is this the same thing as Milwaukee?
Samuel Bailey
chicagofag here; new to these threads
currently listening to the radio stream and the broadcastify stream and playing battlefield 3 who else /comfy/?
they just got a nigga on top of a roof in southport, i love this already
Chase Wood
WUZ
Cooper Young
NIGGA DIS DA REAL SHIT DIS CHIRAQ MAN DIS SHIT HOOD ALL THE TIME MAN
Joshua Thomas
It's always /comfy/ as fuck. Robert is our hero.
CHECK YO KEYS
Ayden Gonzalez
CTA or Metra
pick one
Luke Rodriguez
>3 black males harassing elderly woman, throwing SUGAR at her
Brody Nguyen
check yo keys
anyone else just hear that officer saying "four" in a weirdly erotic way
Ethan Hill
WE WUZ TEH HARAMBES GUARDIANNZZ!!
Justin James
>3 black males harassing an elderly woman >harassing an elderly woman
Tyler Brown
20 people standing around outside home, wanting to fight caller granddaughter........
And libs ask why anyone needs large capacity magazines for guns............
Charles Brooks
I live in the south side of chicago in Kenwood
pls delet
Caleb Baker
Well theres the description of a shitty car
John Lee
well at least you aren't more south also rolling
Jeremiah Hughes
Rolling to determine how I will fight against the degeneracy of Chiraq
Aaron Butler
>Stalker
g-guess I am joining a gang now.
Which chicago gang should I join senpaitachi?
Charles Ramirez
why is "rolling" considered spam
Isaac Ramirez
Lords of Vice fampai
John Ward
>Pizza driver arguing with some drunk
Heh
Asher Myers
Seems like a group of fine upstanding young men. How do I apply?
Jaxon Cruz
woah what are the chances! wanna make our own gang? honda accords aren't THAT shitty you fag
Nicholas Bell
>urinating and jerking off
Now that's talent.
Jordan Price
we hood nao
Asher Diaz
Hispanic male urinating/jerking off in a park
John Garcia
>throwing a brick through the window and urinating on the porch
That's one way to greet your neighbors
Hunter Reed
mandated by the HOA, the savages
Sebastian Brooks
Checked.
And same. She's so sassy.
Benjamin Nelson
Threadly reminder Chicago police force is 75,000 strong.
Dominic Lee
was that a fucking duck?
Henry Richardson
why wont the city fucking gentrify like nyc already?
also was that a duck?
Alexander Peterson
Anything can happen in Chiraq
Chase Powell
come on battle mage
Angel Rodriguez
>playing loud music in front of funeral home
Just bumping toons for the dead homies
This shit is lit
Juan Wood
I wonder what will be the craziest thing we'll hear over the radio?
Adrian Thompson
nignog hiding in the street drain grabbing people as they walk by and trying to pull them in
July 2, 2014
Gabriel Mitchell
This dispatcher is comfy af
Eli Sanchez
*2016
Andrew Martinez
I am here drumpfkin
Hudson Hall
>man passed out slumped over in car
heroin OD time! second one of the night!
Thomas Watson
tell me I didn't imagine that fucking pinball noise
William Sullivan
Callers Aunt trying to kick her out, even though she paid the rent. Aunt has called some friends over to beat her up.
Typical 'hood bs.
Andrew Thompson
hey can anybody tell me where the check yo keys thing came from ? did the dispatcher say that or something ?
Thomas Murphy
ELEVEN TEN ROBERT
WE REAL ROBERT HOURS NOW
ALL ROBERTS CHECKING IN, WATCH YO KEYS
Logan Phillips
Dispatcher says that, from time to time. Mean someone ha the mike on their radio keyed by accident, o they are broadcasting static, and the background noise.
Joseph Rodriguez
Open key refers to an open mic ("keying up" means pressing the push-to-talk (PTT) button on the microphone).
