Let's guess her name.
Let's guess her name
Sakura
Nee-san
Someone said Roxanne a while back, and it fits pretty well.
Sumblr
Lily, or alternatively Yuri
Ross Schwartz
Slut.
Rosa Cortez
She initialed S on the number
inb4 her name is Sugar
Sucrose
Does slut have a last name?
It begins with an "S", so probably "Stay in your General".
No, it's like Cher....who also only has one name too.
Fauxcok
Rosetta
bob
Sherman.
He's transitioning.
Sasha
stella?
something flower-themed, probably
From what into what?
La-A Muhammad
Thorn
Dee Generate
Fucking kek
D.S. Lipz
John
Destiny
S obviously
That would fit the unoriginality of the show.
S for snake, or dragon.
Leslie Bean.
Sabrina
I doubt this would be her name, but for some reason this name in particular sticks out as something the writers would use. Keep in mind most of the names for the child characters are names that don't get used very often in media. Rose and Steven being the exception.
Rogue Muncher
Tina Dykerton or Sally Carpetmunchinberg
Pink Diamond
Greg
Syn
Kek
You think it's Greg in a wig, trying to mentally break Pearl?
Neil Cicierega
i laughed
Salty.
Sanchez.
>Pearl finally beds mystery girl
>both just lying there in post-coital bliss
>Pearl, thrilled at finally making an intimate connection with someone, dreamily looks into her lover's eyes
>Greg pulls off the wig
>THANKS FOR HELPING TO FIX MY VAN!
Sally Pander
Pan der Dumkoff
Sanchez, just to reference Rick and Morty
Carl Wheezer.
so...this girl is morty cousin?
is she Rose Smith Sanchez?
Blast Hardcheese
Srose
Sorose?
Sucky Sucky
Soros?
Propaganda confirmed.
Dyke van Dyke
Susan, since it's the name of Rose's voice actress Suan Egan.
For extra awkwardness, she's also voiced by Susan Egan.
She and Pearl break up after she realizes (or at least thinks) Pearl is just using her as a replacement for Rose and not treating her like her own person.
Sandy
get it? Sand-y.
Why guess, they kept saying it the whole episode, she's Misty. Misty Ree Gherl.
Chubby ugly fat lipped pig nosed character #123.
Stud
I'll dare to say she is a gipsy and her name is related to roses in the native tongue of Romania.
Buttface Mcfartsalot
Check for spanish names guys, she's gonna be an exotic gem-whisperer
Regretful fap
El Pussy-o Licker-o
Conchita Pelaa
Was she named by an 8 year old?
Srose
Butterface or
Caramantequilla
Lion Licker
Rose's first child.
you could call HDD an 8-year old, so basically, i guess
Just combine both of these and make her Stella D'Oro. That's a name for daylilies so you get your dumb references for lesbians
>Vomits pizza
"Who cares? You'll beat your meat anyway."
To be fair, Pearl's lack of experience with humans (and their anatomy) might mean Greg could pull it off
Rose Quartz B5780: Homeworld Spy
>"I know how that is."
Guys, she really does know how that is. She's a gem. Screencap this shit.
>inb4 it's lion
Elaborating on this
>Pearl finds out and grows suspicious that she might be a spy
>Doesn't tell any of the CGs because of her extreme thirst
>Homeworld knows all of the CGs secrets and begins the invasion
>Pearl's thirst ultimately brings the story to its climax.
Muh fave so far. I laughed way too hard at this.
This would be the most amusing answer. Humans that aren't Greg are always boring
Five bucks says she has the voice of a man.
How hasn't anyone figured this out yet?
She's literally Satan
Ramona Flowers
Sarah
Debbie
His name is 'Paul' but he's going by 'Sandra' right now.
Sylvanite
Scarlet
sardonyx
A. Wyatt Mann
Stan the Tran
Social Justice
all good
Heh
Goebbels
Zarya
Her name is literally Mystery Girl. It's on her driver's license.
C'mon, a quirky chick like her without some goofy ass made up name she thinks makes her sound cool?