Let's guess her name

Let's guess her name.

Sakura

Nee-san

Someone said Roxanne a while back, and it fits pretty well.

Sumblr

Lily, or alternatively Yuri

Ross Schwartz

Slut.

Rosa Cortez

She initialed S on the number

inb4 her name is Sugar

Sucrose

Does slut have a last name?

It begins with an "S", so probably "Stay in your General".

No, it's like Cher....who also only has one name too.

Fauxcok

Rosetta

bob

Sherman.

He's transitioning.

Sasha

stella?
something flower-themed, probably

From what into what?

La-A Muhammad

Thorn

Dee Generate

Fucking kek

D.S. Lipz

John

Destiny

S obviously

That would fit the unoriginality of the show.

S for snake, or dragon.

Leslie Bean.

Sabrina

I doubt this would be her name, but for some reason this name in particular sticks out as something the writers would use. Keep in mind most of the names for the child characters are names that don't get used very often in media. Rose and Steven being the exception.

Rogue Muncher

Tina Dykerton or Sally Carpetmunchinberg

Pink Diamond

Greg

Syn

Kek

You think it's Greg in a wig, trying to mentally break Pearl?

Neil Cicierega

i laughed

Salty.

Sanchez.

>Pearl finally beds mystery girl
>both just lying there in post-coital bliss
>Pearl, thrilled at finally making an intimate connection with someone, dreamily looks into her lover's eyes
>Greg pulls off the wig
>THANKS FOR HELPING TO FIX MY VAN!

Sally Pander

Pan der Dumkoff

Sanchez, just to reference Rick and Morty

Carl Wheezer.

so...this girl is morty cousin?
is she Rose Smith Sanchez?

Blast Hardcheese

Srose

Sorose?

Sucky Sucky

Soros?

Propaganda confirmed.

Dyke van Dyke

Susan, since it's the name of Rose's voice actress Suan Egan.

For extra awkwardness, she's also voiced by Susan Egan.

She and Pearl break up after she realizes (or at least thinks) Pearl is just using her as a replacement for Rose and not treating her like her own person.

Sandy

get it? Sand-y.

Why guess, they kept saying it the whole episode, she's Misty. Misty Ree Gherl.

Chubby ugly fat lipped pig nosed character #123.

Stud

I'll dare to say she is a gipsy and her name is related to roses in the native tongue of Romania.

Buttface Mcfartsalot

Check for spanish names guys, she's gonna be an exotic gem-whisperer

Regretful fap

El Pussy-o Licker-o

Conchita Pelaa

Was she named by an 8 year old?

Srose

Butterface or

Caramantequilla

Lion Licker

Rose's first child.

you could call HDD an 8-year old, so basically, i guess

Just combine both of these and make her Stella D'Oro. That's a name for daylilies so you get your dumb references for lesbians

>Vomits pizza

"Who cares? You'll beat your meat anyway."

To be fair, Pearl's lack of experience with humans (and their anatomy) might mean Greg could pull it off

Rose Quartz B5780: Homeworld Spy
>"I know how that is."

Guys, she really does know how that is. She's a gem. Screencap this shit.

>inb4 it's lion

Elaborating on this

>Pearl finds out and grows suspicious that she might be a spy
>Doesn't tell any of the CGs because of her extreme thirst
>Homeworld knows all of the CGs secrets and begins the invasion
>Pearl's thirst ultimately brings the story to its climax.

Muh fave so far. I laughed way too hard at this.

This would be the most amusing answer. Humans that aren't Greg are always boring

Five bucks says she has the voice of a man.

How hasn't anyone figured this out yet?

She's literally Satan

Ramona Flowers

Sarah

Debbie

His name is 'Paul' but he's going by 'Sandra' right now.

Sylvanite

Scarlet

sardonyx

A. Wyatt Mann

Stan the Tran

Social Justice

all good

Heh

Goebbels

Zarya

Her name is literally Mystery Girl. It's on her driver's license.

C'mon, a quirky chick like her without some goofy ass made up name she thinks makes her sound cool?