Why is this unfunny cunt on every British panel show?

Why is this unfunny cunt on every British panel show?

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cos she's funny

British panel shows legally must have at least one woman

she's fuckable, has a pleasant accent and isn't overly loud like the rest of the shrieking banshee female "comedians" so she fits the diversity quota requirements well

she nice boobers

Rules say we have to have at least one woman. She's less annoying than Jo Brand and that fat geordie cunt

when i was at the tv festival in edinburgh she was ahead of me in the escalator

she had a skirt on and i thought it'd be funny if i fell on her and grabbed her asshole but i didn't

Sup Forums everybody

She doesn't have an accent.

She has a Canadian accent

...

She's kinda hot

>grabbed her asshole
How do you even grab an asshole?

So you'd fall, insert your finger (or thumb, whichever takes your fancy) into her asshole then pinch them together making an okay sign wearing her asshole like a ring?

...

Banging' tits, she would be a great fuck if you ball gagged her

faggot

if you didn't have manlet hands you'd understand

grow a pair, faggot

>being this upset

There's grabbing an ass then there's grabbing an asshole, not my fault your too retarded to know the difference buddy.

Is that a Tampa creeper?

>manlet btfo because of his small hands

lmao this is too sad

she had the great plan of moving to Britain and taking advantage of the dumb women comedian quota

>le manlets jejejejeje

Stop replying if you're this upset, manlet.

Walk on with your short legs, move on with your miniature life.

>Rules say we have to have at least one woman.
Gotta love those quota rules.
>forget your merits
>you're here because you have to be

But I'm not upset buddy you're a right laff

>if i have the last response it'll give me a few more inches

sorry lad but that's not quite true

Diversity quotas

shes weirdly ugly yet attractive at the same time

I know right, 2/10 - sharp knees

American accent.... Pleasant... L... O .. L

She's American.

But she has a Canadian accent

wew lads

She's about 15 percent funny, which makes her 72 percent funnier than Jo Brand.
Plus she has a banging bod that needs to be bathed in hot sperm.

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i like jo brand

What's a BBL?

No you don't

Brazilian Butt Lift

why would you tweet that

it's a joke m8
she's a fucking comedian

brazilian butt lift

>he's still projecting

What's wrong buddy? What went so wrong in your life that led you to be so bitter on a Polynesian image board?

>only response is a variation of "u mad"

The difference between me and you is that my insult to you actually hurts you because it's true. The other difference is about 12 inches.

Because she's a slut

just FUCK OFF! okay? I've had a bad day.

>still projecting

Do you want to talk about it? We're here for you, bro.

samefagging to discredit it

you have a real short temper manlet

get a fucking room

*blocks your path*

Not quite buddy.

I'm trying, I think I've nearly got him in the sack

JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA !!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no such thing.

i believe in you user

there is if you're not canadian

it's more like grabbing a bowling ball.

She's too unfunny for America but just unfunny enough for Britain

I managed to meet him in person, we went for lunch, which could have gone better, all he did was rave on about Manlets for an hour and a half.

I see, so instead of pinching the ring you grab a cheek as well.

Interesting.

not that guy but he's right. She's slightly ugly and manages to be sexy at the same time.

>don't read thread for an hour
>come back
>you're still crying about being called out as a manlet

this is just sad

what you fucking do

is force your finger in like you mean it, you grap for the crease your fingers getting that round globe with all the intent you can muster then you pull it back and roll her right across the room. if she hits the wall head first that's a strike.

> Pleasant accent
> Nasal, whiny quality, stupid Canadian vowel elongation.

Please, John Richardson has a more pleasant voice.

>checking a thread after an hour for responses

...ok

She's Canadian. She just pretends to be American because nobody gives a fuck about Canada.

>stupid Canadian vowel elongation

you mean the way words are supposed to be pronounced?

Yes because we couldn't possibly be taking the piss out of you could we?

>pleasant accent
If by that you mean a shrill that makes you want to stab your ears, then sure.

No.

It's part of the HILARIOUS "fake news" show Britain did where the guests had to make a fake tweet - this is hers.

Aisling Bea is infinitely superior

Aisling pls

>irish

She's alright, never made me laugh but she's a solid 6/10 for me, would gf.

>not wanting a lovely gaelic whisper in your ear as you gently pound her

I prefer Holly Walsh

She looks like if Kris Marshall had been a girl

Except, you know. Hot.

>still samefagging
>still crying

Your usage of "we" is particularly sad. You lonely, sad little manlet.

>it's a "Sara Pascoe wears skin tight leather pants" episode.

Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?

>"Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others."

Wrong yet again lel.

>Tracy
Nice faggot name, faggot

>What is a female?

>implying there's a real live girl browsing this board

How dumb do you think we are?

>we
Considering what I've seen in this thread you're pretty dumb buddy.

Still better than that Roisin Conaty girl. I mean she seems nice enough but what the fuck has she actually done to merit being on TV? She doesn't even attempt to be funny most of the time despite apparently being a professional comedian

90% of her jokes are just "haha, I'm irish though! ha ha"

She a qt I guess

Leave Roisin alone! She tries her best!

>it's a Danny Dyer episode

youtube.com/watch?v=6GUsFvWrWbw

the bar is amazingly low

there's basically one agency that signs up standups and puts them on the panel show circuit, if you fit a demographic you have a career handed to you

She's good friends with Greg davies

am I the only guy who fuck the shit out of sarah millican

yes

I'd hit it, but then again I'd hit anything these days.

beats this i suppose
youtube.com/watch?v=0fmrsv7NuJU&t=240
i'm still waiting for the e4 youtube channel to upload clips from the 8o10c episode she was in

Jimmy is dead inside