Black girl Iron Man

when?

or already?

>Character requires her to wear a fully-unclosed helmet
>Give her a gigantic retarded 'fro
Why

Enclosed*

Fuck me

You realize a fro is just normal hair taking up maximum surface area and can be easily managed with 3 hair clips?


Of course you don't. All your friends are white

Stupid whitey, not associating with the we wuz kangs

this can't come soon enough
replace lame Tony with a dark loli
I can't wait
only wish Bendis wasn't writing and didn't have that stupid computer generated art

Still nappy

>implying Bendis knows this
>implying she didn't just take off the helmet in the pic with no clips to be seen

>loli
>hips and tits
Come on, guy.

It looks good. When has a superhero character deaign EVER put realism over aesthetics?

Does everything need to be spoon fed to you, manbaby?

>buzzwords
Pop a cyanide capsule my dude.

It's a plot point, she loses her hair after she gets cancer.

>beloved uncle dies
>Stark Industries smashed so she's probably jobless now
>loses Iron Patriot name
>can't be Iron Man cause donut steel and doom
>no plans for War Machine comic

Being Lila Rhodes is suffering.

>only wish Bendis wasn't writing
Why? He's great when it comes to teenagers. Most if not all his characters act like that. This is actually perfect for him.
>and didn't have that stupid computer generated art
It won't. Hot Italian craftmanship (this guy in the pic) will take over the book as soon as Riri becomes Ironheart.

...

This is the weirdest fucking thing

They had a black girl already lined up for this

But they decided to make another one

>Being Lila Rhodes is suffering.
She's a literally who, which doesn't attract readers. Promoting Riri as a completely new character with tons of possibilities is more marketable. Maybe Lila can be Loli War Machine or whatever.

Bendis had to insert his daughter into it

Which one?

He only has too, so the black one obviously

It's not weird at all
Bendis wanted a character for his daughter
Bendis typically gets what he wants unless someone else big gets in his way like Slott stopping Peter's death in CW2

You could get just as much marketing out of Lila as Riri. They're the same archetype - a young, black woman with a lot of intelligence and a connection to Stark. And hell, if they'd kept the Iron Patriot name they wouldn't have the problem with their new legacy character stealing the name of a porn parody.

>Maybe Lila can be Loli War Machine or whatever.
I doubt it. Having both Lila and Riri at the front would make one or the other seem like a shallow rip off considering how similar they are.

he has two black daughters, one of them is called sabRIna

The black one

I thought he had two. One some black kid and the other an actual African he saved from the nightmare of living in Africa

I'm like the only person in the world who didn't like Ultimate Spider-Man but thought the rest of the universe was really fun

that art is pretty good
I like it

>while he and his wife adopted their two younger daughters, one of whom is African-American, and the other of whom is Ethiopian.
Yep, you are right. For some reason I thought the other one was a boy.

> look everyone, I'm on damage control

When are they going to start making new heroes instead of making pandering character design changes as gimmicks in a pathetic attempt to revitalize characters?

>but thought the rest of the universe was really fun
Even the gay Frankpire arc?

>When are they going to start making new heroes
When the treatment of creators in Marvel and DC changes to favor creators, since they rather keep their ideas as their own IPs at Image.
Now fuck off.

You're right that I don't have any black friends

But the only person I was ever in contact with who had a 'fro was a weedy white kid

So stop being so racist against white people with afros!

I don't think marvel did a good job with her, no "different" enough.... she should be a black jewish lesbian teenager IMO.

>Buzzwords: A Beginner's Guide: The Comment

100% yes

I know people with 'fros. It's not that easy to manage.

>demon in a twelve piece bucket

Did Tony fuck MJ?

What happens to Tony Stark now?

I didn't like US besides the Spidey dialogue. The non-Spidey stuff was fucking painful, even in the early run.

>There's an entire page dedicated to Flash talking about being a mutant with the power of being horny

It's extremely overrated. The dialogue sounds like someone trying hard to be a teenager. Say what you will about Lee's dialogue, but it at least kept the stories on point.

he runs his company, occasionally offering advice or tech support to other heroes, and watches gleefully as all the new Iron Mans fuck up one by one,

I couldn't stand USM just anti-climax after anti-climax as bendis got bored with each new idea he started and just skipped to the resolution. like a greasy steam user than has a library of hundreds of games but never plays any for more than an hour before buying more

They're still whitewashed and doing it wrong then

So... he can still be Iron Man if he wants?

yeah he's just taking an indefinite break. It's not the first time and it won't be the last.

>didn't have that stupid computer generated art
user, Caselli is on art. He's one of Marvel's best artists.

Ultimate Avengers is unironically one of the best things to come out of the Ultimate Universe.

>BLACK OPS

WE

Mosaic is a 100% new character that's getting his own ongoing in an attempt to see if they really can make new characters that'll sell without being attached to a legacy title.

And it'll get cancelled by issue 3 because the types of people that constantly complain about the lack of new characters and overabundance of legacies are usually the same people who would never in their lives waste time on "Literally Who?"

No.

Yeah, he's just taking some time off from superheroing and considering what his track record has been like since Civil War, it's a long overdue break.

Considering her name, "riri" is literally black slang for retarded you're not far off.

I want to see her hair get messy

Haha lewds never