Out of Placers

>…And the hair knobs are still there because they keep the hair out of Kass’ eyes, which are very large now and prone to getting things in them, like hair, bugs, and despair

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Oh shit already?!

Is it known from what Kass and his friend deserted?

IT BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
NEXT STRIP WHEN

uh. Now?

>the yinglet reproductive charts I've drawn up
is this Chris fucking Chan

Little snippets have been given to us. Certainly a war of sorts. Read the opening pages. They talk about it.

user I am specifically referring to how the content of this strip pertains to the content of the next strip
we've been waiting on this for months dont start fucking with me now

>Implying it's not a one off joke.

Some shitty little burg called Dinn (their homeland) got shitstomped by a much larger, better, but more assholish country. Neither old guard or new look too fondly on deserters.


Also, Val, if you're here, you're not actually going to...show us that sperg's charts, are you?

I know retards are braying for scav porn, but you don't actually have to go into all the gory details. If thou must, then have a bit of tasteful censorship in the form of Kass scribbling out the pertinent details.

Not a prude, it's just a little early to be pandering, you know?

He's a biologist.

no, it's Pliny the Elder

>implying the charts won't be hilarious

SH-SHUT UP VAL PROMISED US IT WAS COMING

Pitt the Elder?

>We will never have a cute bug paf our hat

Look pham I'm on your side in the broad strokes but still want that chart.
Nothing graphic or perverse. Just informative and hilarious. We were expecting oddly shaped fruits to be used as substitutes.
Besides after all the thought & effort that's been put into prior infodumps (including yinglet reproductive biology) shying away from basic anatomy would be a gyp.

will they make kass and fancy guy breed ?

Lord Palmerston

Source?

Heh!
I see what you're doing, and I'm not falling for it.

Lord Palmerston

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Glad to see you're both in agreement.
Wrong people and their opinions belong together.

Pitt the Elder

What I'M doing? I thought it was precisely what you were after!

Fancy Boy has a name, and it's 'Whore'.

Knock that shit off, this is the first OOP thread I've started,and I don't want it getting delet

Oh shit.

Yeah, I'm with Lopin and Kass are grossly mismatched. The true pairing down the line is Lopin and Elim.

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too far.

What are you talking about? fancy lad is virgin.

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>Also, Val, if you're here, you're not actually going to...show us that sperg's charts, are you?

I'd love to keep everyone wondering if they're going to see scav bits until next week, but I don't want to fuck with people too much since I know some people have been really curious.

So no, that interview won't happen this chapter, and/or onscreen.

>We were expecting oddly shaped fruits to be used as substitutes.

This, however, will be happening fairly soon!

Sure, but the question is WITH WHAT

are you going to show us the reason of the female yinglet boobs?

Val, level with me here.

Are you going to tackle the logistics of Kas X Isher now that Kass is a monkey-cricket?

I mean, forget emotionally, that's complicated.
The sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.

>monkey-cricket
surely you mean seagull hamster.

Hey, this is on the "10 day" schedule.

>not WITH WHO
WARNING SIGNS
WARNING SIIIIGNS

How the fuck would he without the emotional journey to get there? It'a not something these characters would casually talk about, even pre-fetishization Isher would have a heart attack.

>Fancy Lad
>a virgin

Lopin is a slut. The guy probably turns at least 5 tricks a day that pay him with bubble gum.

We lovingly refer to them as Ratbirds.

Speak for yourself. They're koala-skinks.

No that's just dumb

Koalas are the anti-yinglet. Instead of being immune to disease and poison, they spend their entire lives intoxicated and riddled with chlamydia. Instead of being hyperactive they're incredibly lazy outside of the rare fight. They sleep 20 hours a day instead of being awake 20.

Koalas are a shit animal and the faster people stop associating them with Australia the better. Numbats and quokkas are far cuter.

That last part's Val directly talking to us isn't it.

Kass was never actually attracted to her. He was into a stripper.

Although...OOP Deadpool parody when?

Kobold Cabbits?

>Numbats and quokkas are far cuter.
I don't know what the fuck those are.

But animal association is like this:
>Kangaroos
>Dingos
>Baby-eating Dingo variant
>Koalas
>Shrimp
>Emus
>That really creepy/cute fruit bat nobody can remember the name of

>quokkas
Huh
I've killed and eaten hundreds of these in DCSS and didn't even know they were a real animal.
Funny lookin things.

Don't forget bird eating spiders, sea snakes, really nasty jellyfish, though not sharks, you can find those anywhere coastal.

A bird eating spider would make a good snack for a yinglet provided they don't get tangled in the web.

Though there are probably much worse spiders in this setting since it seems to run a little on Nausicaä rules when it comes to bugs.

Was going to ask which army would win in a fight, Kobolds or Scavs, but the kobolds could throw down traps so blaringly obvious even a blind person wouldn't fall for it, and the scavs would happy slam their face right onto the trigger.

If you took away kobolds traps though, maybe it'd be a bit more even. Maybe.

Val said there's no magic in the setting, so basically anyone Kobolds would ally with is out. Meaning the Kobolds are alone.

Yinglets would outnumber them. Yinglet combat tactics might prove ineffective.

Kobolds have shit stats, Val confirmed Yinglets have crazy good agility, and their tendency towards music means good Charisma too.

Kobolds don't really go on the offense on their own. Like, ever. Yinglets have no reason to fight except defensively.

Honestly? I can't seem it coming up, but if it had to happen the Yinglets would drown them in numbers.

I just realized... Scav's go into HEAT. Eventually she's gonna have to fuck SOMEBODY.

I wonder if they're like ferrets, where they literally die if they don't get the dick

Here is a quokka

>I've killed and eaten hundreds of these in DCSS
bloody hell mate

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>the whel
>almost a wheel
Fucking kek. Comic followed.

And to himself.

I don't know why you're trying to sell me this pairing...but I'm buying it HARD

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>WHY DO YOU HAVE ZHAT
because he's a scholar you ninny
go take a nap Kass god damn

fuck off, suni.

WHY IS DAT YINGLET SO PHAT?!

Am I the only one here who imagines that if koalas could speak, they'd have really heavy cockney accents?

Maybe Kass won't since...you know, he's not TRUE slav. Like Timmy and Jimmy aren't true Crips. Until they joined. Sure hope Elim steps up if it comes to that. Cuz bros like that do ANYTHING for their bro.

>he's not TRUE slav

I really want to see art of scav-Kass squatting in an adidas track suit

Hmm...since it's a aussie animal, I'm assuming the little fucker either is packing a shiv, or has the ability and tendency to leap at and shred larger creatures by turning itself inside out in midair, revealing that it's 90% razor blades under it's skin and muscle tissue. And that it's aggressively carnivorous.

damn typo!! Eh, you know what I meant.

I think they'd sound a lot like stoners.

In fact,they seems to be quite dangerous when angry:sharp tooth and claws,and fierce battle stance...they can shred your leg quite badly,all while sporting a derpy,cute smile

Is there any artistic types about? Because I too would love to see slav scavs.

But they're not american. If they could speak, they learned how from exiled brit-scum...so cockney accents.

ask Val

personally I hear it as something along the lines of dolan's voice from super planet dolan

Bump.

>monkey-cricket
>seagull hamster.
>koala-skink
>Kobold Cabbit

Yeah, I can't say that any of these are wrong.

Hell, given how much range Yinglets have in mutations, all might exist too.

It would be one of those hilariously one-sided pairings where Lopin uses all his scav wiles to put the moves on a clueless Elim. All the while Elim unwittingly gives him all the right signals, like defending him from a stray cat, or giving him worthless shiny things he found, and even offering him leftover oysters when the takeout order gets messed up.

>Lupin saunters into the room wearing the blue-est, fanciest, garish thing imaginable (that just so happen to have washed up on the beach the other day)
>Elim doesn't notice at all besides the smell
>Lopin is crushed, thinking he's just a fancy rat
>Elim offers him a plate of mussels to clean up the room before Kass gets back
>Lopin starts crying with joy, he IS sopretty!
>Elim feels bad for making him cry, decides to buy him something shiny, that always cheers him up

I don't get it.

>That's the gayest heterosexual relationship I has ever seen!

Yinglets are not a seccual thing

So what kind of oddly shaped fruits are we talking about?

A sergal that always looks like it's 20 feet away.

Winston Churchill

God knows we can only hope

Just add Kass who would gets jealous over Elim attention while at the same time he is utterly confused about his feelings to his best budy and you get a nice triangle. Of course Elim would be completly clueless about Kass affection too.

Just like my japanese animes!

A kiwi/pear hybrid, and a starfruit/peach.

how long is the yinglet lifespan?

If I recall correctly they only get around 20years but only take a few to reach 'maturity'.

Up to 30, but yeah, accident-prone lifestyles (and probably a lack of real medicine) claims most of them before 20

Lack of proper nutrition -> 20y max
Properly fed (mat/patriarch)-> 30y max

As far as I know.

And this is a setting where a human living into their 50s is considered a ripe old age where you had a good run.

They're basically permanently drunk because the only food they eat is intoxicating

So I imagine them to sound like smashed irishmen

Quokkas and numbats only natural weapons are being dangerously adorable

pic semi related

>Numbats
Holy SHIT you're right, LOOK AT IT.

Of course I am right.

While you're at it look up Australian possums.
Australia has a whole legion of adorable animals that suck less than shitty, shitty koalas

"A Yinglet laughs at danger too."

-Val Silian proverb used when someone is going to do something pointless, stupid, and dangerous.

Hmm sayings and proverbs I don't think that this particular worldbuilding aspect has really been explored yet.

Stop that.

Someone somewhere is looking at this image and thinking " I want to fuck that doughnut"

And remember!
All koalas babies subsist on fecal pap.
That's right!
They eat the shit from their parents asses because they can't digest eucalyptus leaves.

Sounds like a Shadman comic