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>That Kamala face

Jesus christ. Are all these Variants shit?

She gets more hideous with each variant

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Oh no, Kamala's getting the Mr. Fantastic treatment now.

Larry Stroman? Really scraping the bottom of that barrel, eh Marvel?

Are teens really that hard to draw?

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>Those proportions

Why is Viv pink now? I thought it was coloring mistake but they all seem to have it.

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kek, the difference between Sam in each of these covers

LET US GOBBLE YOUR WEE WEE!!!!

This art is fucking terrible.

Why are all the covers for this so fucking horrible?

Viv looks in desperate need of a sandwich

All these variants are just terrible

>gamestop
FUCKING GAMESTOP

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ACCEPTABLE FOR MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES! THIS IS FUCKING DEVIANTART TIER! WHAT TYPE OF BRAIN DEAD EDITOR AT MARVEL LOOKS AT THESE COVERS AND GOES "YEP! THESE ARE ACCEPTABLE FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!"
If I was getting paid for this level of work, you bet your ass I would phone it in too!

Miles and his Bitches

Miles the fuck are you doing?

Vision girl looks super creepy.

>I don't know who Whilce Portacio and Neal Adams are

Getting fucked in the ass by the Hulk

Jesus christ Marvel, hire some better artists.

>that Kamala
What the Hell? Is this an edit?

Here she looks like a black lady. Not so bad, though.

>that Viv
Could a symbiote actually affect a synthezoid like that?

What do they mean by this?

Viv is best girl. She's the only reason I'm going to read this book.

I'm going to, and no amount of shitposting on Sup Forums will make me do otherwise.

Samefag: The Thread

Marvel keeps hiring horrible artists and I don't understand why.

>Allred
Nice.

>Marvel delusional about the high quality talent that they hired.

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This reminds me of the teen capeshit The Boys would make fun of.

Hi MarvelShill! Still gobbling up that Disney cock I see!

COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

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I don't see why not.

They have good artists like Del Mundo and for some reason they put them on B books like Hulk.

Miles is mad close to Kamala in this

>Wah wah stop liking what I don't like

I'm with you user, I know it's fashionable to shit on Marvel for books just like this, but it's still preordered for my pull list all the same

Well that cover is hideous.

You are the reason Marlel is shit nowadays.

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>snort madness
I cringed and got cut by the edges all at the same time.

If you mean shitty artists, than why should I care?

Jesus Christ Sam, how old are you again? You sure that's not Rich under the helmet?

really? no Herc?

You can't possibly be this casual.

Oh wait, this is neo-Sup Forums, of course you can.

it's cletus, that's what he does

Oh Neal, I knew it was you the instant I saw Hulk.

>all this money wasted on garbage art
they could have just used the money and gotten one good artist.

This is more like people calling shit when they see shit.

herc is too old. this is kid squad

>Widow
>GR
>Angel

You stupid or something?

what album is this supposed to be?

>Let's make a machine that had organic tissue from a homicidal alien parasite as its key component!
>And then arm it to the teeth and let humans pilot it!
>What could possibly go wrong?

Yup, that's me, I control Marvel's editorial and tell them to pander to the vocal minority and the lowest common denominator.
>Abloo bloo muh elitism

>$4.99

Are you kidding me?

herc is 2700 yeas older than any of those

Hulk looks like he has a giant back tumor.

Miles with tinted eyes isn't half bad

inflation, user. you should have gotten your union to lobby for a raise by now.

So? They're still adults.

>issue 1= 400k
>issue 2= 50k
pfff, like I give a shit about this book.

It has nothing to do with inflation

They're posting the Classic Squad with the new kids.

You can have a full story for 6 easy payments of $4.99

Exquisite bait

What's the point in having twenty variant covers if they're all ugly?

Idiots will buy them.

>It appears to be Marvel Comics’ plan to make Champions #1 by Mark Waid and Humberto Ramos the best-selling comic book in October.

>This is how they are going to do it. Retailers who match 200% of a retailer’s order of All-New All-Different Avengers #9, the one that featured the first new Wasp, will get 15% extra discount. 175% will get 10% extra and 150% will get 5% extra off.

>Those who match 200% can then order on top of that the Skottie Young cover, the Champions Variant cover, Hip Hop, Blank, both the Spider-Man and Hulk and the Johnny Blaze John Tyler Christopher action figure covers.

>They can also get the Champions party gear, 100 postcards, 20 lithographs, Champions pins….

>And one copy of the Party variant.

>While the Alex Ross cover is 1:100. The Captain America 75th anniversary cover is 1:50. And a 1:1000 variant – no details but could the odds be it’s by Joe Quesada? He does do these…

>Oh and the exclusive retailer cover availability, which adds 3000 to 4500 on for each comic shop that picks it up

>The only things that can get in the way? Teen Titans #1. The Clone Conspiracy #1. Civil War II #7. But they don’t have a lot of the things that Champions has – specifically that retailer exclusive cover.

>I wonder what Loot Crate will be up to in October?

>twenty
O ye of little faith

>How politically aware will Champions be, in regards to current real world events?

>Waid says he starts his story not with villains or crime, but with what's going on in the world in terms of racial issues, LGBTQ problems, and other issues.

>"Who does Mark want to yell at on social media?" jokes Brevoort.

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Artificial boost in sales, forcing LCS to buy a ton of stock they'll never sell

this is the only good cover, based Allred

Pretty sure the point of the cover was to make them all older.

Whatever is was drawn good is another thing.

Holy shit this thread is full retard.

These are retailer variants, meaning the retailer commissions the artist to do the cover not Marvel.

Giving Marvel more money user? I'm so dissapointed

>forcing LCS to buy a ton of stock they'll never sell
I hope LCS can't sell a shit, I hope they keep all the stupids variants and normal covers for this comic.

I swear, Marvel needs to put out calculators or something for retailers to do the math more easily.

They're sitll doing these?

That's fucking Richard Rider. A very badly drawn version of Richard Rider, might I add.

1. That art is atrocious

2. How many variant covers are too many variant covers? This is shameless

>I wasn't around for Star Wars #1

i there were rules against this garbage. its jot illegal but its unethical as hell.

Can't wait to see dozens of unsold copies of Champions #1 in my LCS for months and months until they finally go to the dollar bin!

There were 56 variants for Harley #1. Champions is small time compared to thevariants DC is pumping out for Rebirth.

>>"Who does Mark want to yell at on social media?" jokes Brevoort.
This book is gonna be so cringy.

Nigger, there were a hundred variants for Star Wars. Marvel is still king of inflated sales.

>mysigonist wife killer
>2016
Ha

How do I get this cover?

>supporting this shit

That was one book senpai. No one pumps out variants to inflate sales like DC. DK Master race had a 1:5000 variant. Marvel has never had a 1:5000 vatiant.

Every one of the major Rebirth #1 books has a metric fuck ton of retailer variants. DC is the king of inflated sales.

I like Miles with Black eye lenses. Looks cool.

Chulk with back tumor not so much.

That was one book senpai. No one pumps out variants to inflate sales like Marvel. Star Wars #1 had over a hundred variants. DC has never had over a hundred.
Every one of the major event books has a metric fuck ton of retailer variants. Marvel is the king of inflated sales.

>Kamala right behind Miles.
Stay cucked, Sup Forums.

>Marvel is the king of inflated sales.
As opposed to DC that made all their books returnable?

So you think those rebirth sales aren't inflated?

They all get a turn being fromt and center except the pale imitation of rightclops.