What will Batman do?

What will Batman do?

use his anti-trolley Bat-spray

Act like a boring asshole, treat everyone he knows like garbage, and whine about his dead parents.

We write an ongoing of best girl

this user knows his batman

Will he finally rape the Joker?

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Prolly untie everyone with Batarangs, honestly.

With or without prep. time?

Blow up the trolly with everyone on it

Probably just leave it

If he touches it then he becomes responsible for a death since he actually had a part, he leaves it and technically it's not on him

What's up with the filename?.

She is a member of Wonder Elite an Oligarchy Organization that pollutes planets for money

Deforestation is their favorite activity because she gets to process all the trees into disposable sandwich toothpicks

didn't you see BvS?
Let the trolley go straight and then shoot the joker

He'll pull the lever at exactly the right moment, causing the trolley to go off the rails, missing the civilians and the Joker while maybe causing injuries, but not fatalities, to the hostages that are most certainly tied up in the trolley. Then he punches the Joker and tosses him back in Arkham. Rinse and repeat.

That's actually second-hand murder. It's like not calling 911 for someone bleeding out on the ground.

W-will there be any survivors?

Your mom?

There's no trolley problem where this isn't the only acceptable answer.

Man what the hell I just came from the thread about female polluters. Fuck off.

Crashing this train!

>pull lever
>free joker with batarang
>save joker
>rape joker

But batman commits a shitload of second-hand murder.

But the joker probably set the whole thing up, so he will most likely not move even if freed

He is already allowing people to die by keeping the joker alive, so it's not a big change

Call out for a useful superhero, Superman, who swoops in and saves everyone

call spiderman

I don't get this meme.

>It's like not calling 911 for someone bleeding out on the ground.

...that...that doesn't seem legal to charge that on someone.

>someone is on the ground
>bleeding, but you can't tell from your POV
>assume they're just a bum sleeping
>later get charged for "second-hand murder" for not calling 911

Fucking Christ, you're a cockroach.

What do you mean you don't get it? It's a train drifting on two sets of tracks. There's no hidden meaning, it's just ridiculous japanese racing bullshit

it isnt actually a murder charge, but there are good samaritan laws that require you to do it

This is a parody of Initial D.
In the series, the main character pulls a crazy drifting move that gets a reaction similar to this image.

in addition toits used here because it would allow you to run over both sets of people.