I have a free ticket for cinema, these two movies are the only options, what is the better movie if youre stoned?

I have a free ticket for cinema, these two movies are the only options, what is the better movie if youre stoned?

probably the one on the left.

no one c a r e s

pirates ofc

One on the left looks pretty, both are shit if you want substance though

I'd say Valerian

dunkirk

Just don’t even bother with any of them, both of those films are not worth your time really.
If I were you I would give that ticket to some whatever kid at the cinema and go pay and watch Dunkirk.

Pizza Hut

You've already watched right done better a couple of times.

don't watch valerian on your own the schoolkids will beat you up afterwards

>Valerian
Oh fuck, they did a movie? I used to enjoy the cartoon a lot.

already watched dunkirk

I would rather watch it again in cinema than waste my time with of those.

i thought dunkirk was the wrong movie to watch after smoking a lot of weed

Well yes, but if you are that degenerate that you have to smoke a lot of weed before seeing a film then there's no help for you so do whatever

VALERIAN

WATCH IT

It's a masterpiece.

Better tits in pirates

Pirates is still in the cinema? What third world shithole are you from

Valerian

Valerian is bad but at least its a different sort of bad while PotC is just bad

Valerian, hands down. It has a lot of flaws, but it´s a fun space opera ride.

Pirates 5 is a piece of shit.

VALARIAN YOU PLEB. IT'LL BE A TRIPPY RIDE. If I had LSD I'd buy a ticket and go now

Remember when Pirates used to be huge?

i didn't. shit kicked ass.

Valerian considering it's the most expensive indie film ever made which means you know Luc Besson is truly passionate about the entire project.

Right is actually pretty fun

give the ticket to a poor.
to give is a gift.

Why caused the downfall of pirates? Fatigue?

better option is to literally kill yourself

BOTH

Why so angry?

VaIerina, you get to see Cara in a swim suit

A man of culture

Most likely.
>huge disgusting bloated budgets
>no more based Verbinski
>Depp phoning it in
>new writers don't get the Jack Sparrow character