I'm pretty sure that 2 days without a homestuck thread is a record for this year.
I was thinking about how LE seeded himself over HS' timelines, and how it basically all revolves around him, and when I was trying to fit the pieces together in my mind, I realized that it comes down to the crowbar more than it does Lil Cal.
Even though they're both jujus, Lil Cal owes its perpetuation to the crowbar more than the crowbar does to cal.
his little red cheeks and long lashes take away anything menacing about Caliborn but as you said, the crowbar was really all that mattered.
now let's trigger katnep poster
Parker Ramirez
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Jordan Jenkins
Gentle reminder that LE won, killed everyone, and drew the anime "ending" himself.
Jackson Wright
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Lincoln White
Honestly the best ending theory. Caliborn deserved to win, he beat an impossible session because of a series of causal loops way out of his control, and he was punished for it.
Tyler Jones
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Easton Brooks
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Jonathan Wilson
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Bentley Perry
he really improved his art quickly >Caliborn deserved to win Honestly I didn't want anyone to lose. I love them all
Michael Price
Does anyone have a full timeline of the crowbar, much like the multiple lil cal ones that were made?
I really think that the crowbar not having a wiki entry other than a caveat on the 'juju' page is pretty bad for an item of such significance.
Connor Nguyen
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Gavin Johnson
>quickly it took him a long time to fully become LE
Why didn't we get to see Caliborn with billiard eyes outside of the masterpiece? Would it just look stupid with his eyelashes in that small skull?
Are there any edits floating around out there?
Jeremiah Torres
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Brayden Williams
(screams internally)
Oliver Nelson
Oh boy, more layoffs. This is just depressing.
Jason Cooper
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Colton Scott
>Karezi Never trust the blind slut.
Adrian Clark
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Landon Brooks
I'm pretty sure that part of the story was never fully realized, it only exists in stop motion form. We never see him b come LE, he just breaks the clock then fucks off then he gets fucked up by the hour juju thing.
Sebastian Gutierrez
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Carter Harris
Also the whole stop motion bit was in Vine form. Just Andrew trying to stay relevant to the reptutation homestuck has for being 'Multimedia' or whatever.
A shame it was shit. Fucking, vine.
Jeremiah Kelly
This is based off a nightmare I had about aradia worship
Michael Allen
For all the ups and downs homestuck had, even though I consider act 7 a letdown, Caliborn smashing that clock was up in the hype levels of Jade: Enter tier.
Alexander Wilson
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Benjamin Barnes
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Angel Reed
Reminds me of hooray for church. Good stuff.
Justin Barnes
>hussie ever following through with any plot point after act 5 without being a huge disappointment
Lincoln Brooks
Honestly once Slick died I would've been disappointed in any ending barring English just nuking it all and then fucking off.
Xavier Sullivan
drawfag like usual, taking requests
Matthew Hall
arabia
Eli Sanchez
The billiard eyes are really cool, I think they would've complimented the Lord of Time outfit great. There's basically no art of Caliborn with proper poolball eye though. Also, would anyone else have preferred a well animated Kids vs Caliborn fight to Collide?
>LE Honks because he's part gamzee lol nearly broke my monitor at the reveal
Michael Foster
Wasn't there some bullshit spewed about how LE was omnipotent with infinite splinters and how Doctor Scratch had never once failed to summon his master in any single timeline, meaning there should be theoretically millions of Lord Englishes out there somewhere?
Way to forget about that I guess.
Oliver Nguyen
I just realized I had this Hiveswap asset reel downloaded, I think Allison Frank deleted it. So instead of it becoming lost, I made this webm.
Isaac Hall
Somebody post the manifesto.
Even Eri would think Elliot was pathetic.
Bentley Hernandez
Something along those lines, yeah. Infinite scratches heralding in the end, by virtue of a lord of time.
The same problem could be hurled at alt calliope. One single ghost god tier calliope saves the day because reasons. This is a problem in any time travel plot that uses multiple timelines, only in Homestuck, andrew directly calls it into attention with scratch.
The only way something like this could work would be to go the primer route.
David Cruz
Cute. They really should've stuck with the 3D.
Jace Bennett
Brown troll is cute!
This was the version that got canned because it was shit, right?
Jeremiah Lopez
The animation isn't that bad, a shame the models and textures are complete trash.
Bentley James
That chart is a clusterfuck to read, even by Homestuck standards.
Jacob Brown
Honestly the most competent one that doesn't skim on major details to the plot. I still couldn't tell you the series of events relating to each timeline while watching the movie without that chart.
Justin Morris
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Anthony Ross
I'd say it was more for budget reasons. They had an office in the middle of New York City, on fucking Wall Street. I doubt Hussie's financial decisions.
I've got it, I finally cracked it guys. You know how Hussie constantly makes references to his previous works? Well that's what Act 7 is, it's all just one big reference to the end of his second greatest work, Inappropriate Time For Ham. In this case, we play the role of the gentleman expecting a ham, except that we're expecting any form of resolution. And we're constantly denied, until Hussie shoots us in the heart. It all makes sense now.
Jace Murphy
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Daniel Stewart
Reminder.
Samuel Stewart
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Matthew Brooks
shitty one
Angel Carter
So what was Hussie's Bernie Sanders? Crushing the dreams of millennials? Getting controlled by a woman?
Thomas Ross
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
I AM SICK OF BULLYING.
I AM SICK OF BEING A LOSER.
I AM GOING TO KILL THE FUCKING BITCH AND MAKE HER PAY.
Henry Scott
>my trizza folder is bigger than my condy folder what bullshit is this
Jacob Nguyen
Look at this dude.
Lucas Ross
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Leo Nelson
A few threads ago people were discussing it and came to the conclusion it would've costed 160K-250K$, as in averaging a fifth/quarter million dollars a month just to afford a full studio in Manhattan accommodating for a few dozen employees. They must've gone through the budget like wildfire with the kind of poor decisions they made.
Eli Thomas
Did breath have anything to do with freedom in the end?
Landon Ramirez
Is your Condy folder like 5 images?
Evan Jackson
It has as much to do with freedom as blood has to do with leadership, or as much as doom has to do with anything.
Jack Torres
Looks like someone needs the 8ulge pretty 8ad!
Lincoln Harris
Three!
I have 26 Trizzas
Thomas Lewis
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Lincoln Baker
I'm both disgusted that you have that little Condy, but shocked that there's that much Trizza. I guess it all balances out in the end.
Robert Parker
to be fair i think there are only like 26 pics of trizza
Oliver Perry
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Jackson Foster
Isn't this pic based off a shitty Rose/Breast Expansion fanfic?
Hussie's Bernie Sanders was him giving free socialist updates daily and democratic storytelling and decision making via his fans. His Trump was shitty money scams, hiatuses, delays and under the venue of a bureaucratic mess.
Carter Torres
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Julian White
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Nathan Rogers
i wish the color green was illegal
Austin Lewis
why user? what do you have against the green colour?
Thomas Russell
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Grayson Russell
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Owen Rivera
it is an autism enabler
Levi Flores
>autism enabler how so?
Jordan Thompson
Can we remove every troll that isn't Nepeta?
Parker Martin
Because the worst shitposters are the Kanaya image dumpers, the Katnep asshole and the Jade pregnancy fucktards.
What do literally any of those have to do with autism? The last one just sounds like people with a pregnancy fetish
Camden Richardson
>His Trump was shitty money scams, hiatuses, delays and under the venue of a bureaucratic mess. That's a real shitty Trump considering Trump succeeded in New York, makes billions of dollars, and does things under budget and ahead of schedule.
Aaron Allen
Trumpās companies have applied for bankruptcy 6 different times, he isn't exactly the best
Matthew Edwards
Why is Kanaya so dreamy?
Benjamin Morgan
I mean, considering he has hundreds of companies, that's not a bad track record.