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Valyrian Master Race Edition

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STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!!

He did nothing wrong

I miss him, guys. Why did they have to kill him?

who /bigcock/ here?

What's Sam's brothers name again?

>Valyrian
>master
>race

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He was a targ that's bad enough.

Azor Jaime

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Don't forget about me /got/

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>that machined metal strips armour decoration
What were they thinking

Half those extras in the crowd look like they don't give a fuck about anything.

Dany is so beautiful and good!

Kill all subhumans

S6E5 LEAKS? WHERE ARE THEY?

That's a pretty big plume

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Masterfully acted scenes.

THE WHORE IS....

>these two are meant to be the most beautiful women in the world

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Whats the modern day equivalent of Iron Islanders?

who the fuck would win?

aka non-valyrians

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is there anybody in GoT with more perfect nipples than Melisandre?

>Stannis
>"bend the knee"
>"STANNIS THE MANNIS"

>Daenerys
>"bend the knee"
>"FUCKING TARGSHIT, MAD QUEEN"

Really does break the illusion when random whores they cast are way hotter

I want Melisandre to give birth to my baby!

>Stannis was right

Yet random whores can act.
The case could be made for Emilia, but Lena is great.

REMINDER THAT:

>>SEVEN FOOD WAGONS=/=ALL THE FOOD IN THE REACH

truly a great man! betrayed by usurpers!

not a fan of the charles dance is a good actor meme

Stannis is a proven badass. Dany is a retard who would've achieved nothing without the dragons.

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Somali pirates aka boatniggers

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mance's army was 100000 strong, what happened to all of them?

Why doesn't Dany just kneecap John?

PERGANANTE?

How long are you here for based stannis posters

>but Lena is great.

At acting yeah, but not acting like Cersei.

There was probably more that wasn't shown on screen. Don't be autistic.

You can also add the spacetravelling fleet of Euron, who can somehow sail from the eastern coast to the western in less than an episode.

No!

>Stannis risked everything to save the realm
>Dany has been burning its people and food while bringing armies of slave soldiers and hordes of rapist barbarians to invade

Ummm, sweetie?

Targaryens are subhuman with no right to rule anything. Their Valyrian "Empire" (LMAO) died centuries ago and should be left dead.

Reminder that it's all the Targaryens' fault. If Lannisters could marry a lot of shit would've been avoided.

iirc there were 100k wildlings, but not all of them were warriors.
Many got wrecked, many ran off to Hardhome, some got imprisoned.

Jon: Black hair

Ned: Brown hair
Rob: Brown hair
Rickon: Brown hair
Arya: Brown hair
Sansa: Red hair
Ned: Brown hair
Ned's brothers: Brown hair
Lyana Jon's mother: Brown hair
Ned's father: Brown hair

Targaryn father: White hair

The entire point of S1 was hair color.

How are Lyana and Rhegar Jon Shnews parents?

MOAR

Is her ugly bleached dyke haircut in the books?

>found this pic in one /got general
>thought that its some fan ficition about dany and jon
>read whole thing for the lols
>tfw realised that it's actually leaked script and I basicly got spoiled by myself

Stannis did more with less.

/ourlads aren't dead.

In love with your waifu's son

Man, lately I've been noticing how a lot of people's eyes look super weird. One of their eyes always looks off. Sometimes it's more open or it's looking somewhere else slightly, or something.
I think I'm going crazy.

They even say: our line is stretched, this was the back wont be able to help the front.

While tehy only attack the middle, where is the rest of the food? Something smells here user

Simply put, /got/ loves Stannis since he's a white man and hate Dany since she's a female as well as feminist icon to tumblrites

In the books she wants her hair to grow back. It's Cogman's fault.

Why doesn't GRRM let other authors write spinoff books? He lets them do it with his babby, Wildcards, and he let Elio and Linda do a lot of TWOIAF.
Hell he is letting the Jews rape his main story. Why not let someone with a work ethic write a Blackfyre Rebellion trilogy or something?

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they'll be though

RIGHTFUL QUEEN

N+A=J
R+L=D

in the books she is still a slave of the church, so she has dyke haircut, but cersei in her head wants her hair to grow back fast

>"I can't believe muh son enjoys cruelty"

>enjoys cruelty more than her son ever did

"YAAAAAAAAAAS, BURLYCHICK BAR FTW MY DUDETTES!!! XD"

See She is incredibly vain and the type to have Qyburn do plastic surgery to increase the size of her tits. The tomboy Cersei/Romulan Queen look is DEFINITELY nothing like what book Cersei would be caught dead looking like.

>>Stannis risked everything to save the realm
Only because the red priestess told him so.

He's just autistic about his universe I guess
Which sucks because that sounds like it'd be cool if it happened

Cockoff

give da leaks

unzip dick

Pretty much. We are where we are today because of white men.

A white man invented the computer you're using and the internet we're talking on.

We'd have to be retarded to not respect white males as the most accomplished group in human history.

For like 2 whole minutes >Tyrion tells Varys what Dany did to the Tarly's
Plural meaning both Chad and Chad Dad get YASS QUEEN'd

>Be Andalshits and First Men savages
>Fuck around with constant border skirmishes for thousands of years
>Constant state of war and famine, societal development is literally zero for millenia
>Some guy with three dragons clean house and forces Andalshits and First Men savages to play nice, also outlaws First Night and other barbaric practices
>300 years of continent wide developments in trade and attempted curtailment of feudal privileges, only to fail because the Andalshit nobility want to keep their human cattle
Yeah Targs sure are subhuman user.

The decision was his to make. He was told a greater threat was to the north. Just like Dany was told. Except Dany is a broken record that keeps saying 'bend da knee' to everyone.

HOW DID TYRION TELEPORT TO HIGHGARDEN FUCK THIS GAY ASS SHOW

no episode 5 leak?

Sansa....

>Cersei's propoganda
I think that, at this point, it's pretty fucking evident that she is, in fact, a foreign woman with an army of foreign savages. If you're a CIVIC person, she grew up in Essos not Westeros, if you're definition of foreign is to do with Ethnicity, she's a Valyrian not an Andal or a First Man.

The Starks genes are strong, the Targ ones are diluted and it's the main reason they crossbred, because they saw how offspring wouldn't look Targ and it would dilute their valyrian ancestry.

Think about it. An old house characterized by dark hair and dark eyes breeds with an old house characterized by light hair and light eyes.

If you know anything about genetics, you'll know what's bound to happen 75% of the time they breed.

Stannis was king before Sup Forums started shilling here.

Until the one true king is crowned.

Why does he look like a toucan?

>Tully > Stark > Targ > Martell
Fish confirmed for master race

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Why is he so based bros?

Arya is dead last. Also Robert should probably be on top.

Whats the next big battle? The one where Beric lights his sword on fire at Eastwatch? Is that going to be the final episode of this season?

No shit but Jon has black hair not brown hair like all the other starks cept Sansa

ROASTED FISH

>Smokin hot Lannister soldiers fucked over and over again

Except development was stilted by the Targshit invasion. It's even a point made, why technological development is slowed down. It's because Targs and their dragons retarded it. It's telling that they've had nothing like Qyburn's anti air gun.

Thats on episode 6

Episode 7 is going to be boatsex

Pergananté!

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Leaks say a battle at Eastwatch in episode 6, then the wall is gonna fall in episode 7.

But he did AFTER Melly told him to go, so she influenced his decision.