ITT we post what things weve done that would get us frankd

ITT we post what things weve done that would get us frankd
>punisher looking up my browser history

Let me guess OP...child pornography with real children?

Go back to nambla.

>user is an accountant for the Kingpin of Hell's Kitchen and he has forgotten to log out of sensitive spreadsheet databases

You're a madman

More like loliporn and gore pics. Real cheese pizza is wrong, dude.

I don't think Frank would care about that. If you aren't hurting kids or contributing he shouldn't give a fuck. He's got real child molesters to murder.

what if as a kid I did stuff with slightly younger kids?

I shitted inside of urinals

>frank starts working for the irs

Nothing.

I may have briefly led a cult once.

you are like little baby
i masturbate into urinals with other people in the urinals next to me and dont flush

I want to hug that thing. She looks so cute.

I grabbed girls assess in highschool and had a stint with an underage girl at 18.

>not flushing in public bathrooms
This is the epitome of true evil. There's a special place in hell for people like you.

He wouldn't care. But would probably keep tabs on you to make sure.

Sounds like just kids experimenting. He doesn't care.

Did you kill anybody or try to commit crimes? If not he doesn't care.

How old was the girl?

I'm a paragon of civility. No reason for me to worry about getting frankd.

14

Greentext it faggot

>NAMBLA
Now what does Marlon Brando have to do with any of this?

>get invited to a BBQ at my pal's house for labor day
>make sure I get labor day off so I can attend
>friend lives less than a mile away
>bring hella weed with me as a surprise, along with drinks and ice
>get stopped by some van on the dirt road of his home
>muthafuckin' Frank gets out
>mile long stare
>he smells the weed
>I get Franked
>my friends now have to have the BBQ with no drinks, ice or weed

I stole a mountain dew from the grocery store.

You're not going to get killed over a bag of weed. It's not like you're selling weed to kids or doing the hard drugs. Even if you were doing hard drugs Frank would just take them from you and destroy it and try to scare you out of using them again.

I purge neighborhoods of racial minorities

I'd call him a dirty cunt for bring my weed and not even smoking it, that's sure to get me frank'd

You're not going to get killed for insulting him. The most he'll do is hit you for shit talking him.