Daily reminder that Steven is indirectly responsible for the most deaths of anyone in human history.
He could literally bottle his spit and cure everyone with cancer, AIDS, or any sort of chronic illness while saving the world tens of trillions on healthcare annually.
Ian Brooks
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Jeremiah White
Are you ready, /sug/?
Jaxson Turner
i want to cum inside garnet
Asher Ramirez
i want to come inside garnet
Connor Morales
someone send me $10 and I'll rip the amazon ebook.
Aiden Baker
This reminds me of that scene from the Spongebob movie where they're in that gift shop
Dylan Taylor
>potentially best character story arc >won't see it be implemented until after hiatus... if we're a lucky
Cameron Fisher
Send me $10 and I'll send you $10.
Landon Hernandez
SEXY
Elijah Bell
>mfw i see shrek fuse with malachite to become something that makes fucking sence
Asher Robinson
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William White
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Zachary Rivera
MY PRISONER
Jonathan Miller
Why is there always a group of people waiting for a new thread to be posted just so they can flood it with a pictures and maybe text if we're lucky FUCK I HATE THAT SHIT IT'S JUST RUINING THE IMAGE LIMIT.
Juan Stewart
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Benjamin Adams
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Jaxson Garcia
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Anthony Adams
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Nathan Brown
We're back, baby!
Gabriel Perry
Guess who was in New York last week.
Kevin Young
>Jasper gets a storybook about her time on earth >It's about the horrors of war
She hardly ever smiled. She smiled most when bragging, or that time she was recalling with Lapis on the boat about their time as malachite. Then Jasper smiled one last time, a very pained smile, when she mentioned how nobody who fuses with her ever stays.
Sorry user, but she's easily the best character at the moment, with the most complicated backstory yet.
Christian Harris
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Carter Reyes
It is true that Deedee has recorded a song with Patti LuPone? It is true that soon we are waiting for yellow diamond song?
Bentley Martinez
Go to bed, Jamie.
...Oh, and finally saw an episode aired live on a TV screen. "Last one out of Beach City" was a nice chance. I would have been pretty butthurt if it had been 'Future Boy Zoltron".
Adam Walker
it's too late/early in the morning for speaky just sh and look at piccy
Thomas Carter
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Gavin Ramirez
>I'm so sorry but this is how it goes
Jonathan Perry
Wouldn't it be a dark moment when we find out Pearls look good in anything because they were made that way purposely (like sex maids)
The entire reason Pearl is being shown sporting so many different outfits and the fanbase praising her looks would be one hell of a move from Sugar.
Nicholas Fisher
Okay
Carter Baker
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Brandon Evans
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Jaxson Roberts
All freaks are cucks.
Liam Price
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Brayden Jenkins
gorbet
Isaac Harris
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Christopher Turner
Hhnnnnnnnnnnggggg yes
Carson Parker
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Levi Flores
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Jaxson Powell
Man, I miss Jasper already
Brandon Rogers
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Leo Green
Why is the art for this book so shitty?
Jonathan Jenkins
I want to see a non evil sweet smile from my big orange babe
Robert Morris
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Joshua Wright
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Benjamin Ross
woah, check out picaso over here
Leo Campbell
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Landon Lee
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Chase Williams
Oh, and sorry about pages 16 and 17 being separate, my scanner couldn't scan it as it's presented normally.
Brandon Brooks
>tfw your precious cheeto puff will never give an earnest sweet smile again >tfw she's given up on happiness why does it hurt so much?
Jackson Wright
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Julian Walker
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Mason Roberts
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James Brooks
Here's to Rosalind Franklin, who never got a fair shake.
...Also true. ...We're probably going to get a flashback episode giving her side of the story. And have some horribly skewed (?) imagery of Rose Quartz and her terrifying renegade Pearl.
A 'Steven enters someone's dream' episode? As he tries to uncorrupt her. And then he takes over her body which feels really natural because she is a Quartz and has the same body type Rose did. Twist: Jaspven's hair pulls up into curls as a reaction and the sight causes Pearl to have a fit.
Can you hear me Nemesis? Will you listen, distant star? What a sorry sight this is. Forlorn soldier, desperate prayer.
Too late to ask for mercy now. And I know that's not your deal. I'll just ask for when and how, Your darkness comes for me.
I have so much to offer you. So much for you to take. So maybe you will listen to, The suggestions that I make.
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Don't take the pri~de that's left Because it's all~ I know
Without my dignity, you're leaving me, nowhere else to go.
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Take my hurting, take my fear, these are things that I can lose. Of all the dreams that buzz here these are ones that I would choose.
How I would love to lose my temper, my jelousy and all my hate. Take them, take them, I would never whine about my joyous fate.
When you come to steal my mind, leave some memories untouched. Any happy ones you find. I just never had that much.
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Don't take the pri~de that's left Because it's all~ I know
Without my dignity, you're leaving me, nowhere else to go.
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Have my laughter, have my smile. Take the love that I still feel. While you rot me and defile, All the things I used to be.
My jokes, my hopes, my dying wish, all the songs I once used to sing, my first and also final kiss, I will give them up for just one thing.
I am nothing shining light, nothing that I used to be, give me the chance to fight, for the thing that makes me me.
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Don't take the pri~de that's left Because it's all~ I know
Without my dignity, you're leaving me, nowhere else to go.
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John Peterson
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Benjamin Gutierrez
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David Morales
I want her to become Pearl's girlfriend without ever having a speaking role or even a name and all Pearl ever does when people ask her about MG is smile and blush and say things like "Oh, well, I really can't say..."
Xavier Gonzalez
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Adrian Richardson
My name is Pearl. I am 5933 years old. My house is under the giant statue on the outskirts of Beach City. I work as a protector of the world and Steven’s primary caretaker, and I get him home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't drink but I occasionally smoke while wearing a jacket and Nirvana shirt. I make sure Steven is in bed by 11 PM, and make sure he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having him drink a glass of warm milk and forcing him to do about twenty minutes of stretching exercises before going to bed, Steven usually has no problem sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, that’s how he sleeps. I should know, since I watch him sleep. He wakes up feeling refreshed every time I was told there were no issues at his last check up, which I performed.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes for Steven to live a quite life.
I take care not to trouble the Crystal Gems with any humans or Gems that would cause Steven to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with human society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I would probably win easily.
So, Peridot, since you know my secret….
I MUST ERASE YOU!
Joseph Walker
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Elijah Lee
No I'm pretty sure Pearl gets so many outfits because Zuke knew what the fanbase wanted.
Lapis and Peridot also feel like fanservice when written by Zuke.
Julian Anderson
>Lapis and Peridot also feel like fanservice when written by Zuke
Right now they are.
Jose Miller
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Xavier Harris
> all freaks are cucks They're subs. They want to be crushed.
Nicholas Parker
>I am 5933 years old Pearl was already at least a few thousand years old when the rebellion started. Fix the pasta.
Lucas Young
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Ryan Nguyen
/freak/ here. I don't really think of Jasper in a sexual way. I just relate to her.
Aaron Nguyen
FASTER
Jose Walker
The End.
And now it's time for Merchant user to get to bed.
Colton Morris
Rate the Book
Connor Davis
NO YOU FUCK BACK COVER GOD DAMN IT
David Moore
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Carson Taylor
Same, when I learned about her self-hate issues it became even clearer.
Dominic Thompson
I loved this. Thanks, man!
Joseph Roberts
Amethyst was so lovable in this episode. First time I didn't feel annoyed by her.
