MY FELLOW AMERICANS; IGNORE THE MARTSHARTPOSTERS AND THEY WILL FUCK OFF

MY FELLOW AMERICANS; IGNORE THE MARTSHARTPOSTERS AND THEY WILL FUCK OFF.

Believe me, they know damned well that it isn't true.

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INCREASINGLY NERVOUS MART-SHARTER

It's really just boring.

I come here to be entertained.

I missed the thread that started it.
Can anybody catch me up?

We've discovered that Americans have terrible diets and take weight loss pills that cause them to shit themselves in public

Meme magic is in overdrive

...

SHART

I'm headed to the mart for some immodium as we speak. We'll take care of this meme with good ol' fashioned medicine.

TELL ME ABOUT THE 60%ER

WHY DOES HE SHART IN THE MART?

I think it started when some guy in the Olympics shat himself during a race, (I'm not even sure if it was an American,) and then people started posting pictures of fat Americans sharting in their pants in stores.

It is all they have to use as an insult against the greatest country on earth

IN

I have honestly shit my pants before. Never in a Wal-Mart though.

MART

CAPPED

CONFESS PANTS SHITTING HERE, YANKS, TO STOP THE MEME

SHART

SHART
IN
MART

It's India trying to outmeme us for poo in loo

Oh I'm entertained alright.

SHART

The guy was french, and people have been posting those pics for ages on here.

Just now it caught on and became a forced maymay.

good job admitting it affects you fatass

M-A-R-T-S-H-A-R-T

India... USA... so many third world countries to keep track of.

Gas every walmart desu, they are nothing but garbage. Have you ever seen a clean walmart?

They shart when they fart in the mart
then they paste all over the wall and call it art

This, walmart needs to gtfo like Target did.

The whole "shitting in a Wal Mart" thing is ridiculous, I've only seen it happen like five or six times

My grandparents live in a retirement community in Florida and their Wal-Mart is actually really clean.

What happened with target?

I gotta admit guys, they sure did nail us with that shart and mart thing. Best to just have a hearty chuckle and move on. You can't defend yourself against accusations like that.

God Bless Mart Sharters

They tried to get stores in Leafland and everyone hated them and they got shut down in a couple months.

MART SHARTER ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROL

Whom would have thought India would win this exchange?

Guess you walked into that one.

They are slide threads

New Clinton emails
Assange assissination attempt
Assange lawyer death
Nevada bitch breaking voter laws

Anything else? It's obvious. There are like 6 threads up about it right now.

WHERE WERE YOU

You mean you discovered a website from 2009 that has a handful of pictures of geriatrics losing bowel control in public, and you thought it would be edgy and cool to make fun of old people.

Good job.

Huh, wonder why. Every target I have been to in MN is not awful. You would think that they would try to act better for the first few years then go to normal

wtf is estonia

A Land?
Like an island?

Yeah, but you see, I'm not 12 so memes aren't funny to me. As if it wasn't bad enough you kids call literally everything a meme.

>Burger shilling against shart in mart

>Shills shilling for Hillary

Don't you worry Sancho, USA will be superpower by 2020 I'm sure of it

Kek

My local Wal-Mart is pretty clean cause they are constantly getting btfo by the local Albertsons/kroger.

The one by me is pretty nice. My only complaint is the gun section is worthless, but that's entirely because I'm in NY.

Make it funny- poo in loo has some context behind the joke.

You can literally force any meme you want.

But if it takes a year of serious soul searching for a come back to become evident, that only shows how anally devastated you were


Try this- Canadians are booger eaters.
They love them so much it cost Cruz the nomination

I am too

IN

>trying this hard to cover up the SHART

It is what it is my Nigerian.

I like bantz between us like everyone else, but it's obvious. It may have even been hatches as a legitimate meme, but it's being used to slide as we speak.

Don't feel bad, man. This is proof that these countries totally care about our existence. We're relevant and we matter.

a schizophrenic mart pooper huh

How new are you? This is a pretty damn old forced meme, don't tell me this shit finally caught on?

I shit my pants in first grade, and my nickname from then on was The Streak.... several years later and I'm here.

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SHART IN MART
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8 threads up

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I miss Haruhi. Whatever happened to that? Like she was on top of the world, then it took years to get a (botched) sequel, then it just faded into obscurity. :(

Shart much?

NO I DO NOT MAKE A POOPOO IN THE MART AHHHH YOU NEED TO STOP OMG REEEEEEEE
happy? is that what you wanted, cheese boi?

MART

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
IT COSTS FOLKS LIKE YOU AND ME

all this assblasted burgers

mein sides

eat your mart shit anglo scum

I wanted honesty but you just went and SHART IN MART

It's a pic from a long time ago , maybe a decade by now , of some fat american riding a martcart streaming shit behing his or her or itself . Sad to say i have seen this a few times in life , they don't know they've done it .

shartmericans
O! say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad shart and brown smears through the perilous mart,
O'er the sharts we watched, were so gallantly steaming?
And the sharts' brown glare, the mart bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our shart was still there;
O! say does that shart-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the shart of the mart and the home of the poo?

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the mart,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering shart,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first steam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the steam:
'Tis the shart-spangled banner, O! long may it wave
O'er the mart of the shart and the home of the poo.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A mart and a shart, should leave us no more?
Their shart has washed out their foul mart' pollution.
No refuge could save the shart and mart
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the poo:
And the shart-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the shart of the mart and the home of the mart sharters.

O! thus be it ever, when shartmen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land
Praise the shart mart that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: 'In God is our mart.'
And the shart-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the shart and the home of the mart

thinking you were smart
trusting the fart
but in the end
it was a shart
at the walmart

Just take the bantz, wait until next terrorist attack happening then shitpost again

>misshart accomplished

literally a shit tier meme

This is what happend with Walshart in Germany. Well, we are no 3.worlders

Literally all of them are mentally ill southern people. This meme is several years old and started from peopleofwalmart.com

Nobody is better at insulting americans than other americans. Nobody. Your memes are stale, leaf.

Let's not forget the India meme exists because it's the majority of the population.

LET THE SHART HIT THE MART
LET THE SHART HIT THE MART
LET THE SHART HIT THE
MAAAAAAAAAAAARRT

Don't worry ameribrahs, they're just scared we might nuke them on a whim.

YOU HAVE MADE THIS SO MUCH WORSE. FALSE FLAG CANADIAN CONFIRMED

Topkek. Best Canadian post I've seen.

>cant handle the bantz

top kek weak pathetic lards

It-it's beautiful

You're probably right, but I am a real American.

Piss off, embarrassing animefag. You're worse.

*SHART tier

>implying americans give flying shart about this forced meme

Don't you retards notice that its mostly americans making threads about it?

You have made us the entertainment.

We survived the British. We survived the Japs. We survived 9/11. We won't survive SHARTGate

>but I am a real American.
Only a Canadian would have to say that.

"I am a real american, shite for the rights of every man!"

No

youtube.com/watch?v=PtpxsDL4V0E

>i-its a prank, I swear"

uh, I promise. President Trudeau is a fag amirite.... guise?

>be American
>go to Wal-Mart
>there are no fatcarts
>have to walk a mile down the potato chip and soda aisle just to get a gallon of milk to go with your smuggled kinder surprises
>shart your pants
>it drips down your leg to the floor
>slip in your own shit
>can't get back up
>lay there in your own shit surrounded by 10 lb bags of potato chips
>reach over and open a bag of Chicken and Waffle flavored Ruffles and eat them until help arrives
>get halfway through the bag
>decide to eat a kinder surprise
>you begin to choke on it
>can't reach the 30 pack of Coca Cola
>you see a woman on the horizon
>you manically wave your arms around to signal for help
>she panics and shoots you, and the shock dislodges the kinder surprise from your throat
>she then calls the police and tells them you were assaulting her and she defended herself
>police arrive
>they shoot you again
>notice the illegal substance you were consuming
>flip a coin to decide whether to shoot again or not
>doesn't matter, they do it anyway for good measure
>they load you in an ambulance
>take you to the hospital
>the surgeons remove your right foot on accident because of a mixup with your paperwork
>then they remove the bullets and patch you up
>release you from the hospital
>you speak to a lawyer about your missing foot
>the best he can do is a settlement out of court for $15,000 because they found that you had Diabetes and you would eventually lose your foot from poor circulation anyway
>finally get the bill from the hospital
>it's just over $200,000, not including the ambulance ride
>you see a psychiatrist who diagnoses you with depression and autism
>he prescribes 17 different pills to treat them
>you die of Diabetes complications 6 months later
>your kids inherit your debt
>they go out to send a payment through the mail
>they get shot

Where were you when the SHART hit the MART?

>can't handle the bantz

Read it again. His reply was banter you fucking dumb kraut. Not that I'd expect a german to recognize humor.


There's plenty of genuine American butthurt in here. No need to make it up.

you know it's true everyone but me gotta learn

"When it comes sharting down and it hurts inside you gotta take a stand"

Fuck man, you made me want to go find a 10 lb bag of tater chips.

>Read it again. His reply was banter you fucking dumb kraut
>shart banter

"You can't let it slide!"

youtube.com/watch?v=U8uqb8gsTjs

with comfy music

WHAT YOU GONNA DO BROTHA WHEN SHARTAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU??

"I got something deep inside of me, and laxative is the thing that keeps us free,"