Would you fuck Johnny Bravo

Would you fuck Johnny Bravo

No, he is too pure for that.

No, but then I am everything that is wrong with this world, a heterosexual male of european descent. I'd wingman for him though.

He has fucked tho.

Absolutely.

I'd pity fuck him.

Did he? Is that canon?

That depends. How big is his penis?

It was in the first short.

the volcano god which demanded a virgin sacrifice rejected him

There was a really early episode where some amazons tried to sacrifice him to a volcano but it erupted because it needed a virgin sacrifice.

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Wow Johnny DID get Laid, Bravo!

Thanks senpai.

Johnny probably got laid but we only saw the times he was rejected because it's funny

Of course Johnny gotten laid. With that body and charisma he's bound to crush pussy

It's his personality that gets in the way, that's the joke.

>johnny isn't a virgin
No shit.
Men aren't virgins by definition.

>Men aren't virgins by definition.
Kek Childbirth deflowering.

Nah, Johnny's totally gotten laid before.

The cartoon showed him failing because that was the joke. Plus approaching a woman out in public where they first thing you say is a shitty pick up line isn't going to work.

If you put him in a nightclub or something then he might do better. Plus animal girls loved him anyway

Your penis touched the walls of your mom's vagina during birth so you're not a virgin. Unless you're a c-section.

Yeah agreed.

>Unless you're a c-section.
Macbeth is fucked.

>animal girls loved him anyway
Uh oh.

they were desperate

Most irl girls would fuck him. Too bad he's been born in the wrong dimension.

No, I don't fuck virgins.

If he was born on earth he would drown in pussy,
A great looking buff as hell, young, naive nice guy with absoluty no social restrain and inflated ago.

He would increase your chance of scoring just by hanging out with him.

I do.