EUROTARDS SHIT THEMSELVES RUNNING

>be european
>not used to running and overall weak pos
>bowel collapses and shit oneself


If business gotta be done; go to the restroom before a run.

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SHART

DIARRHEA IN GALLERIA

A FUCKING SHART

SHART IN MALL

>American is triggered by the sight of a slim man running

POO IN THE LOO EUROPEAN SUBHUMAN

Sup Forums - Politically Incorrect Scat Fetishists

Reminder to add /shart/i to your filter to improve the quality of this board dramatically. All the shitposters & shills are focused on this one thing right now, it's fantastic.

>BEFORE YOU GO ON A RUN GET YOUR BUSINESS DONE

top kek

He doesn't even have the decency to shart in a designated aisle. Disgusting europoors

lmao

POO IN AISLE TWO

Fruit in Looms.

seems like this shart in mart stuff is really getting to you guys

>50km moving unnaturally
Deathmarch is a glorious sport where heroes are born.
You can't even walk 100m without shitting yourself, americrap.


SHART

atleast he made rio stink way less

DESIGNATED

>losing gold to serbia in waterpolo
>losing to serbia in basketball
AYY LMAO

>GET YOUR BUSINESS DONE BEFORE YOU GO ON A RUN

FREEDOM

S H A R T I N M A R T

This.

>BEFORE YOU RUN GET YOUR BUSINESS DONE

>>be amerilard
>>not used to walking and overall weak pos
>>bowel collapses and shit oneself

BEANS & TOAST MATE

FREEDOM

...

kek

Eurosharts

>Be European
>Poo yourself whilst pushing your body to the limit for your country

>Be American
>Poo yourself whilst sitting in a mobility scooter at Walmart

The poo in loo thing was legitimate because India really does have a unsanitary defecation epidemic. And the massive delta right next to them is like a river of shit and pollution emptying into the Pacific Ocean, so the meme had some noble cause to address that. This one however, its just shit posting.

>tfw holding in watery shit caused by inflamed lower colon
I have to insert shell shaped meds in my ass every morning and evening, the shartening is real

POO IN AISLE TWO

Americans are so mad lmao

SHITTING MARATHON

Kek

A case of the runs.

>Americans talking about shitting
>kek

An awful lot of sharting on Sup Forums today

MAKE POPO IN METRO

This is even more forced than the shart in mart meme. Here have a story.

>Be me at friends house
>Friends dad who works at walmart comes home at tells story how he saw something brown on the floor in an isle and how it's like a trail
>Friends dad follows trail to find woman pushing a cart shopping seemingly oblivious to the fact she left a shit brick road straight to her loose saggy asshole
>mfw I hear this story from friends deaf dad explaining it all

SHART IN MART IS REAL IT DOES HAPPEN EMBRACE IT YOU DISGUSTING FUCKS

it's because it's literally shills

indians have been trying to force this meme for a year

why take hold all of the sudden?


what's worse is that yuropoors think the're funny now,Christ

PLOP IN SHOP

See The shartening is real

>Be european
>STILL LOSE TO AMERICA

>GET DONE BEFORE RUN

Gold in shartening

I see people shart themselves in Walmart every day

it's a real problem and we need to face it

>so mad he tries to turn the meme

shart in mart existed long before poo in loo, don't delude yourself ameriturd

He's a fast runner

all over eurocucks

RUNNY IN CUNNY

"Shart" even sounds like something an Indian would say.

and proves the point more


why all of threads now?
don't be fucking stupid

he has a rectal disease you fucking jack ass

>Shills made Americans shit in their pants.

>shart over the entire atlantic ocean
>american

I believe you

>be eurotard
>have to be told not to shit in showers
>shit in showers anyway

0.o

>Americans actually DO give a crud
>it's solely to their own sweaty pants, while buying butter flavored ice cream for their kids

Why you lie to me NYCFC song sheet

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Runner's_diarrhea&action=history
>they removed all references to it being called the Indian Shimmy

SHAT IN THE MAT

it is halarious. never seen anyone get this genuinely mad before.

Funny how Turk scum making fun of America's dead soldiers doesn't piss the resident burgers off as much as Europeans mocking the degenerate subhuman behaviour of America's plebs.

>300 million Europeans have more medals than 300 million Americans

The medal tables prove EUROPEAN superiority

It's not our problem filthy mart shitting burgers come here.

Jan Ulrich shat himself during the Tour de France
can't find the vid

>a day in the life of a eurotard

AND THE HOOOOOOME

OF THE SHART

To be fair, he is french so he probably has a prolapsed anus.

There are like 3 threads on this on the front page, that is all im concerned about. I could care less about what people who have never been in a walmart think.

Literally not even a 9gag tier meme, what are you 12?

OH SAY CAN YOU SHART

POO IN LOO NOT IN AISLE 2

AND THE PANT WAS GLEAMING!

If you want these threads to go away, don't feed the "trolls".

Likewise, if you don't want to shit yourself in the aisles, don't feed yourself so much corn and lard.

Why are they the only anglo descendants who can't take the bantz?

The rest of us are fine with it.

BY THE DAWN'S EARLY SHITE

Americans on Sup Forums can more relate to obese degenerates on welfare than brave soldiers, so threads like these strike a nerve with them.

Mall-shitters in full damage control mode

>go to the restroom
Don't you mean go to the mart?

kek

Well I guess it's equivalent strenuous excercise for an American when they're just shopping nd flopping

SHART

WHAT SO PROUDLY WE SPRAYED

>unfunny yuropoors that are to stupid to realize they are pushing a shill meme are finally what kills Sup Forums

well,fun while it lasted i guess

>TRIGGERED

Y u mad bro

Haha le trolled

>being this ass blasted
go shit yourself while taking a run Muhammad

at least we have brave soldiers you british faggot

how's that navy coming?

CANT

DEFILE THE AISLE
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All jokes aside Its shills. Notice how there are hardly any anti trump threads up right now. They kept getting btfo so now they are sliding threads with this shitty meme(pun intended)

>be european
>be uncut
>shit accumulates under prepuce, enters urethra
>die of infection

>be american
>get cut
>immune to infections
>can shit yourself freely

Americans confirmed for superior self shitting nation

'CROSS THE AISLES IT WENT STREAMING

You should go to the mart, if you want to let out that shart

>this unable to handle any bantz


SHART

Kek

Sauce? Backstory? Is that really poo or did she sit in chilli or something?

She looks marginally attractive, not fat, but thin.....

>UNITED SHARTS OF AMERICA CANT HANDLE THE BANTZ