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BREAKING: ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON ASSANGE
Noah Hernandez
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Jonathan Watson
can't believe this didn't happen sooner
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Matthew Cooper
Clinton finally mobilizes.
Elijah Evans
Dubs
Jose Garcia
It was bound to happen. The Clintons are like the mafia.
Elijah Torres
They don't even try to hide it anymore.
Wyatt Sanchez
Hand over the emails, Assange
Carter Nelson
>Julian Assange reportedly fought off the intruder in his room bare-handed. As the man repeatedly attempted to stab at him using a Swiss pocket knife, Assange resorted to shouting loudly, throwing a lamp at his assailant, and kicking him in the head repeatedly. By the time authorities showed up, Assange, covered in blood, had bound the assailant's hands with wire. The security attempted to see Mr. Assange out, but he immediately fled the scene. Witnesses report hearing him shout "They're all a part of it!" before disappearing. There is currently a search warrant out for Mr. Assange's arrest as, in the hours following, Germany has claimed that the assailant was in fact an asylum seeker under the jurisdiction of their embassy and assault on such a vulnerable person should reasonably result in charges to the real attacker. Meanwhile, President Obama has mirrored the German sentiment, calling for a "thorough and quick capture" of Julian Assange and an end to the stunning events that have unfolded.
Anthony Campbell
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Benjamin Parker
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Kevin Howard
um, Assange is in the Ecuador embassy in London. Why are you bringing Germany into this m8?
Lincoln Ward
>express.co.uk
>the express
Sure it's a real news story but the fucking express?
Carson Diaz
>Germany has claimed that the assailant was in fact an asylum seeker under the jurisdiction of their embassy and assault on such a vulnerable person should reasonably result in charges to the real attacker
Juan Morales
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Gavin Bailey
it did, but everytime someone posts about it the shills emerge with 'shart in pants'
Brayden Rivera
It was a joke retard.
Luke Allen
Is Assange a dirty commie?
Landon Mitchell
If being a proponent of the freedom of information makes you a commie, then yes.
Angel Collins
Obama must have broken into the embassy somehow. Don't worry we got Julian stashed safely away somewhere Obama will never suspect.
Matthew Ward
>the Clintons
You think two borderline braindead corporate slaves are behind this?
Look a bit closer. Magnify the jew.
Thomas Hughes
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Adrian Russell
S-Soros?
Jaxon Adams
Crap !!!! They can't even do a simple murder!!!!
And how much did i pay for these idiots again ????
Nathaniel Jackson
topkek if you can't see through this obvious bait I don't have high hopes for you.