Want to eat at Japanese/Chinese restaurant

>want to eat at Japanese/Chinese restaurant
>can't use chopsticks

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>go to chinese restaurant with chinese friends
>they hand me a fork, and everyone else chopsticks

>Go to Japanese/Chinese restaurant
>Ask for a single extra chopstick
>Pretend I'm wolverine and eat my noodles like a savage.

chopsticks are fucking stupid. I spent two months in Japan and tried my absolute hardest to use chopsticks but they're just a directly inferior eating implement.

There's no denying it. It's just fucking stupid. Also the amount of times I needed a FUCKING SPOON blew my mind.

>like a savage.
like a fucking autist

>go to asian restaurant with asian friend that was adopted
>he asks for a fork
>they give it to me when they come back

My white friends now all ask for chopsticks when they go to a Chinese restaurant because they say they prefer it. One even bought a pair for home use.

How hard could it possibly be to hold two fucking sticks to pick something up

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Spork 先割れスプーン

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>go to french restauranté
>they serve me some extinct specie like dodo

Tell me how to eat an omelette with chopsticks. This part pissed me off the most. Like, how do you even cut it? At that point I'd rather wash my hands then eat with my hands.

I agree they are inferior for eating most dishes, but for some chopsticks are justified.

we have those at taco bell

>go to american restaurant
>use hands to squish food so it can fit in between my fully extended jaw

>not washing your hands before you eat regardless of whether or not you use cutlery

>Live in metro US city
>not be Neanderthal
>use motor skills to learn how to use chopsticks within five minutes on YouTube
>enjoy Thai, Japanese, Chinese and Korean food all days of the week when I dine out with wooden stick utensils

why would you wash your hands if you're using a fork

I don't care if you're a professional chopstick athlete. I saw even native japanese look like they sucked with chopsticks compare to if they just used a form to eat noodles or a spoon for rice.

Sure some were good at it but the sheer learning curve of those things is stupid as fuck. Who the fucked decided two sticks was a good idea to eat rice with. And not a cup-shaped implement like a spoon.

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lol, that's why Dutch people tend to bring their own food when they go to France.

You get the weirdest shit there. Intestines where they left the poop flavor in intentionally . Holy shit man.

>Go to Chinese restaurant
>Eat food how I learned to eat food, with a fork, because its also normal

also this is a valid argument

Because you spend your entire day touching a ton of shit, you would have picked up a ton of bacteria from things like hand rails, door handles, etc. Before you handle something that you consume, you should wash your hands even if you use cutlery. Is this really something that is uncommon in the USA? We teach kids to do it here from a very young age.

>british people consume their forks
wtf

umm sweetie, the only thing I touch is myself. And I washed myself this morning.

i want to eat at a japanese restaurant but im too scared to eat alone

>im too scared to eat alone
But you're probably an expert at it.

just go to the bar

Why is this a thing? I don't give a fuck.

Same desu. I generally avoid eating at restaurants because I have no-one to go with, I usually just end up ordering a takeaway or cooking something basic. Although if it's during lunch hours then eating alone isn't too bad.

I don't care at western restaurants and stuff but at those little family run asian restaurants I always get nervous for some reason

>German in disguise
>not liking feces

weird. I just figure it's like eating alone at McDicks or something, I eat my food and browse the internet on my phone.

just sit at the sushi bar and order whatever you want like any solitary japanese professional

>this is how to use chopsticks in America and Europe

pls stop

accept our superiority and use a fork and spoon

You guys might actually have mental deficiencies. It took me about 3 days in Japan to get accustomed to using those things.

Japanese restaurants should be used to having a single person eating.

Hahahaha look at this fuckin retard. Lol stupid fuck can’t grab two sticks hahahah. Lmao I can’t believe there are people who can’t use chopsticks for the life of them that’s just sad. It’s soooo easy ya dingus. Also Asian people eat fuckin everything with chopsticks, even shit like chicken wings/flats

chopsticks are better than forks.
as for you they are useful for sticking up your ass

>the amount of times I needed a FUCKING SPOON
That's because you suck with chopsticks. Eating soup with chopsticks is possible.

this
>soak stick in soup
>suck on stick
easy soup eating

step by step instruction:
>buy chopsticks, they shouldn't cost much.
>if you can't afford, then go to sushi shop and get the shitty wooden ones in the sleeves. the ones that you can never snap apart without it being uneven.
>use at home until proficient, eat variety of foods with it but mostly rice so you look like a pro with rice
>do all this and then realise that most asians eat with spoons when they're almost done because they aren't autistic like you