>First day of College >Go to intro to philosophy class >Instructor is a female with a mowak >Gauged ears >Tattoos >Problem glasses (She's pretty damn sexy though not going to lie fa.m) >She goes on to say how "The class will unfortunately only go over things dead white guy's have said" >Says that females go first for everything in her class >Mfw I am a blue eyed blonde haired white male and she will probably fail me because she caught me staring at her nice ass in the first 5 mins of class >Mfw im spending money on this shit